4 Better Alternatives to Steak and Blowjob Day
Give him a sexy special day - on your terms
The guy who introduced me to Steak and Blowjob Day was a massive douchebag.
I wasn’t dating him, thankfully - my friend was. So no one was expecting me to get my mouth ready and my jaw limber just because it was almost March 14th.
Still, the whole idea rubbed me the wrong way.
Partly, that’s because I learned about it from a guy who gave me the ick.
But even if I took him out of the picture, it seemed completely silly.
Steak and Blowjob Day is more of a meme than an actual holiday, but the basic idea is that it’s some kind of payback for Valentine’s Day.
Your guy spent a whole day being sweet to you, so now you’re supposed to repay the favor by playing housewife in the kitchen and good girl in the bedroom.
But Valentine’s Day is for the dudes too. They also get to enjoy the date night and any Valentine hanky panky that takes place.
Steak and Blowjob Day is just dudes trying to double dip.
Then there’s the fact that cooking and sucking isn’t in the same league as flowers and chocolates. If there was a pussy eating and artisinal donuts day, then maybe we could talk. But you can’t really trade bouquets for blowjobs.
My biggest problem with it, though, is that it’s obligatory head - and obligatory head sucks. Pun intended, but I still mean it.
Sexpectations take the fun and playfulness out of being naughty. It’s why scheduling sex is one big fail for so many couples. And it’s especially annoying with mandatory blowjobs, because giving them won’t stimulate her clit and there’s no way the cock is going to reach her G-spot.
Steak and Blowjob Day is just entitled nonsense. But there’s nothing wrong with pampering your dude and his hard-on - especially if he’s not expecting you to do it.
So, here are four fun alternatives to Steak and Blowjob Day that are way less skeezy.
Buy Your Man a Sex Toy Day
Giving your guy a sex toy is a great way to show him you take his pleasure seriously.
You don’t want him to settle for beating off with his hand until he comes. He should have the best stimulation technology has to offer.
You want him to know that just gripping it isn’t good enough for your man. He should get the pleasure of sliding his cock into something soft and wet that does things the human body simply can’t.
You can treat him to a gorgeous, realistic pussy he can fuck with reckless abandon. Or even a detailed asshole if he’s more of an anal fiend.
There are also strokers that don’t even try to look like human holes. Tenga makes plenty of toys that stimulate cocks in really interesting ways without an artificial vulva in sight.
If he’s already got a few toys and you want to get him something a little different, the Gush is a good option. He can stroke with it, but it’s mainly a vibrator designed specifically for dicks. Plus, you can control it from a distance, which is really cool.
He can use his new toy on himself. But if you really want to treat him, you can stroke him off with it too. Either way, it’s the gift that keeps on fucking.
Cock Massage Day
If you want to pamper your guy, you could give him a massage. And if you want him to feel really well taken care of, you can finish it off with a happy ending.
But if you want to give him something really special, you can make the entire massage a happy ending.
I don’t mean a quick handjob until he comes or your arm gets too sore - whichever comes first.
I mean a legit cock massage. Like the longest, slowest, most sensual handy he’s ever received.
All you need is a comfortable spot, a whole lot of lube, and some towels or a sex blanket to protect the sheets.
Oil-based lube can work. Silicone is better. Whatever you’ve got, use enough to make everything super wet. You want your hands and fingers to glide on his cock. And all that lube is going to make his cock more sensitive to your touch.
Take your time. Touch and stroke his cock in all sorts of different ways. Have fun with it. Get creative. Make up your own moves.
If he comes, he comes. If he doesn’t, he doesn’t. It’s not really the point - it’s about making him feel special and letting him relax into the pleasure.
Epic Mutual Masturbation Day
You might not know this, but there’s a good chance your guy wants to masturbate with you.
Going solo together means he gets to watch you pleasure yourself, which is incredibly hot.
It also gives him an opportunity to show off and expose himself. A lot of guys have an exhibitionist side and he might find it really arousing to know you’re admiring his cock or watching him touch himself.
Plus, masturbating is incredibly fun. And it’s always nice to do fun things with your partner.
But this isn’t just a regular two-person wanking session. This is a special masturbatory occasion.
You’ve got to go all out.
Line up all your favorite sex toys so you can masturbate in as many different ways as you feel like.
Bust out the lube, wipes, and whatever else you’ll need for some really comfortable jilling and jacking.
Queue up some really good smut too. That’s another fantasy a lot of guys have, by the way. Plenty of dudes get really excited at the thought of watching porn with their lady.
Then just go at it. Go for as long as you want. Go multiple times if you feel like it. Make it your whole night if you want to.
Even though you won’t be touching each other, it will be an incredibly hot and intimate experience. And by the time you’re done, you’ll both be extremely satisfied.
Dress Up Fuck Day
You’re just one costume away from making one of your guy’s sexual fantasies come true.
If you want to make him feel extremely lucky, all you’ve got to do is dress up in the right outfit when you fuck him.
It’s different for every guy.
He might fantasize about being serviced by a flight attendant. His wet dreams might be full of enthusiastic cheerleaders. Maybe he’s made so many jokes about fucking a hot lady cop that you eventually got the picture.
He could have the hots for Cinderella or wish he could fuck you in a tight Velma sweater. If his porn history is full of girls in Princess Peach costumes, there’s your clue.
Whatever it is, you can blow his mind just by wearing the right outfit while you have your way with each other.
And the best part is, that’s really all it takes. You don’t actually have to do any roleplaying if you don’t want to. All you have to do is put on the costume, feel cute, get raunchy, and give him the time of his life.
Make It His Special Day
I’m a really big fan of naughty special occasions. I love when people decide to treat each other to some sexy stuff.
It’s just really uncool when people turn it into an expectation.
It doesn’t actually matter what you do or what day you pick. All that matters is that you’re giving your guy some sexual gratification because you want to - not because you feel obligated to.
If you want to put on your apron to grill him a steak and then wrap your soft lips around his dick while you’re still wearing that apron, that’s all good.
And actually, now that I say it, that sounds really fucking hot.
But there are lots of ways to make him feel special and appreciated. Make up whatever sexy celebration you want to. I guarantee he’ll love it - even if he has to cook his own dinner.
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