The Cafe Where Pussy Is on the Menu
Review of Girlsway’s Grand Opening
Note: This post contains nudity (you’re welcome!)
There are some porn thumbnails you just have to click on.
The one for Grand Opening was one of those for me. That one image was all I needed - I could already tell it was going to be a great scene.
And I was really, really eager to click on it because I had just sighed my way through some really boring porn.
I was going to review it and everything. It was gonna be my whole Saturday.
But I couldn’t. It just didn’t do anything for me.
So, I did what I always do after putting up with bad porn. I went to Adult Time because I know there’s going to be some really good stuff there.
And there it was - the thumbnail for Grand Opening. It called to me like a sexy oasis waiting for me after a scene that had left me dry as a desert.
It was going to save my Saturday. I would watch it attentively, enjoy it thoroughly, and review it enthusiastically.
The problem with oases in the desert, though, is that some of them turn out to be mirages.
This one was real, sure. It wasn’t just some figment of my sexually frustrated imagination. But there were two words in the top left corner of the thumbnail - “Coming Soon.”
Which, sadly, meant that I wouldn’t be coming all that soon.
But it’s fine. Really, it is. Because let me tell you, Grand Opening was definitely worth the wait.
Vegan Donuts + Pussy = Heaven
Vegan donuts are one of the highlights of my week.
Every Wednesday, my podcast goes live, I post it to YouTube, promote it, and walk to the donut shop to celebrate.
I really didn’t think it could get any better than that.
But I was wrong.
Admit it, you’d click on this thumbnail too! (Image from Girlsway)
Grand Opening opens on Casey Calvert behind the counter at her cafe, wondering why she can’t draw in any customers.
It’s a great area, she’s serving fair trade coffee, she’s got a display case of vegan donuts. I’d be stumped too. Like, fuck the coffee and whatever. But any cute little business offering vegan donuts should be popping.
After a one-woman brainstorm session, she comes up with the perfect plan to make her grand opening a success.
She’s going to offer coffee, donuts, and pussy.
Her first customer is Maya Woulfe. She seems confused the moment she walks in.
“I thought this was a coffee shop,” she says, taking a few reluctant steps forward.
Cut to Casey seated on the counter in cute socks and skate shoes, skirt and apron hiked up, legs spread, and pussy on full, appetizing display.
This is her plan for a successful grand opening - adding pussy to the menu.
It’s an immediate hit. Maya reacts exactly the way I’d want to in that situation. Curious but reluctant. Intrigued but unsure. Bashful but highly tempted.
No matter how shy you are, though, there’s no way you’d resist the opportunity to get your mouth on Casey Calvert’s pussy. She’s even more appealing than the frosted donuts.
Maya’s still eagerly eating her out when a second customer walks in the door.
This time it’s Evelyn Claire and she’s understandably confused by the scene she just walked in on. But she’s also quick to make up her mind. She wants in on the action.
She calls her partner, makes up an excuse, and then leans in to have a taste of the cafe owner.
I’m already forgetting about the donuts (Image from Girlsway)
She only manages to get a few licks in before the door opens again.
Alexis Tae walks in after a quick invitation. She nervously says “I’m straight” before adding “I do love supporting local businesses” and lining up to get a good view of the action.
“It’s so much better than the way my boyfriend does it,” she says while watching Evelyn slowly and thoroughly licking Casey’s lips.
The pussy eating action is super fucking hot. So are the moments we cut to Maya looking on, barely able to contain her horniness.
Now we’ve got three girls lining up to take turns eating out the fourth. So, we know exactly where this is heading. This is turning into an all-out orgy in the cafe.
They pair off. They make out. They undress each other.
They don’t give a fuck that the door is still unlocked and there’s an “Open” sign in the front window.
There’s a little more focus on Alexis at first. Which makes sense - when you’re having an all-girl orgy, it’s only polite to help the straight girl get comfortable. In this case, that means getting her a good taste of the hostess while Maya fingers her and eats her ass.
They make good use of the cafe counter and chairs, which reults in plenty of great shots showcasing spread thighs, bent-over asses, and tongues working really hard.
Extremely satisfied customers (Image from Girlsway)
The action is enthusiastic, the moaning is arousing, and it really makes me wish I could be the fourth customer to walk in on this.
Especially since no one feels like they’re getting left out. In a scene with four people, you don’t always see everyone gets their fair share of the pleasure. But here, they do. They eat pussy from the back over the chairs, they sixty-nine on top of the tables, and they even manage to create a four-person pussy eating train.
It’s so much fucking better than any grand opening I’ve ever been to. Even if the coffee sucks and the donuts are stale, it doesn’t matter - this place is going to be a hit.
A Super Satisfying Foursome
I’m not surprised that I really enjoyed Grand Opening. It’s a Girlsway scene, which means the action is well-shot, the pussy eating is excellent, and the performers manage to make a somewhat implausible scene feel believable.
The coffee shop setting is great. It’s cozy but spacious. It’s simple but designed so well that you forget it’s a porn set.
And I’m super partial to the rainbow aesthetic that’s splashed all over this one, and the white and green color scheme that feels almost accidental but is too appealing to ignore.
It’s not a very elaborate scene, but it doesn’t have to be. It’s cute, sweet, and straightforward - which is honestly more than enough for me. And getting to see the performers act shy and horny at the same time was just the extra foam whip and sprinkles on top of an already solidly hot half-hour.
I’m still sad it wasn’t out when I first wanted to watch it. It would’ve been the perfect way to get over the bad porn I sat through. But I’m glad I clicked on it anyway - it was just as hot as the thumbnail promised it would be.
Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s donut day and I’ve got to go get my treat. Though I really doubt I’ll get one as good as these three customers got.
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