Fuck Football - Watch Cheerleader Porn Instead
5 scenes that prove the girls are better than the game
Note: This post contains nudity (you’re welcome!)
I didn’t realize the Super Bowl was coming. I only heard whispers about it a couple of days ago.
I’m just not into sports. Like, at all. And that includes the major events.
I tune out the Olympics when they roll around every other year.
I’m Canadian but I don’t care about the Stanley Cup playoffs.
I don’t think I could name three baseball teams if I tried.
I’ll make a teensy tiny exception for football, though. There are two things I actually love about it - the snacks and the cheerleader uniforms.
I appreciate it when people show off their Sunday snack spreads online. The watch parties I host have nothing to do with football, so I never actually get to taste any of the food. But I can enjoy them vicariously because it’s so indulgent, decadent, and just plain looks good.
But the cheerleader uniforms look even better.
The outfit is cute but skimpy. It’s saucy but innocent. And the middle in me gets a real kick out of it.
I’m not mad at the fact that it shows a lot of thigh. Girls dancing in short skirts also give you lots of very enticing glances at what’s barely hidden above the hem.
And as a somewhat frustrated bisexual, I love the naughty potential of girls sharing a locker room and going on overnight trips together.
So yeah I’ll be enjoying Super Bowl weekend, but I won’t actually be checking in on the game. I’ll be too busy rewatching some of my favorite cheerleader porn scenes instead.
Private Tryouts (BFFs)
Cheerleading is a team sport. Those girls have to work well together, stay coordinated, and sometimes even pile on top of each other.
That makes it a perfect setup for groupsex porn and it’s why BFFS has released multiple cheerleader scenes. They specialize in reverse gangbangs and if you throw cheer uniforms on three girls, that kind of thing practically writes itself.
Private Tryouts is about three girls (Riley Mae, Lily Rader, and Megan Sage) who really want to be captain of their squad but can’t get their coach’s (Kyle Mason) attention. So, they decide to surprise him at his house and make a case for themselves.
Their matching outfits are cute. The acting is really cheesy but still fun to watch. And I’m not convinced they would make the cut with their routines - let alone become captain.
But it’s three girls willing to do anything to impress a guy and there’s no way that’s not hot.
Riley and Lily end their routines by flashing their underwear. When it’s Megan’s turn, she takes it ten steps further. No dancing. No jumping. Just seductively crawling toward him on her hands and knees and sucking him off.
Image from Private Tryouts by BFFS / TeamSkeet
The other girls are shocked - but only temporarily. “It’s a good idea, though,” one of them says.
They all want their shot, so it doesn’t take long for the other girls to join in. And that’s when things get really good.
It’s a full scene, so the girls get dicked in various positions - while their teammates enjoy the show.
But the real highlight is the triple blowjob that kicks it off. The coach happens to have a long, thick cock which makes it very easy for those girls to share. We get lots of visually appealing shaft licking while they take turns sucking on the head.
It’s always a turn-on to see a man who can handle three girls at once. And it can be just as arousing to watch three girls gang up on one guy.
Labyrinths & Lesbians (Nerds Rule!)
Whitney Wright is the bad influence we all need.
I love scenes where she gets to play the bad girl. Not just because she’s so good at it, but because it’s genuinely inspirational.
Seeing her in those roles makes me want to work on my confidence. It makes me wish I could come out of my shell a bit more. It gives me the urge to be like her and take what I want.
If I’m going to be honest, though, it mostly makes me wish a girl like that would take me.
Labyrinths & Lesbians is basically that fantasy come true.
Whitney doesn’t show up right away in this one. It’s part of Girlsway’s Nerds Rule! Series, so we open with Ivy Wolfe, Alison Rey, and Judy Jolie playing Dungeons & Dragons.
Or, uh, Labyrinths & Leviathans.
They’re all having a good time until Ivy’s stepsister (Whitney Wright) shows up - then they start having an amazing time.
She’s kind of bitchy, condescending, and decked out in a cheerleader uniform - a total alpha female.
She has no interest in the game, though - she’d rather bother her stepsister and cause some mischief.
Ivy tries her best to keep the game going, but it’s a real challenge because Whitney won’t stop teasing her friends. She plays with their bra straps, slips her hand down their shirts, and strips out of her uniform to give them something more interesting to look at.
The fact that they keep the game going while Whitney is doing her best to distract them is incredibly fucking hot. Seeing girls struggling to keep their composure is super arousing - and the whole thing makes a really good case for free use kink.
Image from Labyrinths and Lesbians by Nerds Rule! / Girlsway
Unsurprisingly, she ends up getting her way. And we get to watch horny Whitney introduce two inexperienced geeky girls to the pleasures of pussy eating.
Ivy tries her best to resist the incredibly hot threesome taking place right in front of her. But she caves when Judy gives her a taste of what Whitney’s been doing to them.
There’s so much good stuff in this scene - the sexual discovery, the sweet dirty talk, the excited moaning, the girl-on-girl experience gap. it would be worth watching even if there was no cheerleader outfit involved.
That’s just a bonus.
And it’s all lit in a soft way that gives the whole scene a light and airy feel. It’s the perfect way to shoot a playful and passionate fourway.
Cheerleader’s After-Game Anal (Model Time)
I’m a sucker for porn with creative concepts, elaborate sets, and beautiful cinematography.
But I can also appreciate a simple straightforward scene if it’s done well enough.
That’s what Cheerleader’s After Game Anal is. It’s an independently shot production for Model Time - Adult Time’s social distancing porn project. It’s very much a two-person shoot with nothing fancy to it.
But that’s okay because it’s got everything you need.
There’s a cute girl (Alexis Tae). She’s got a cheeky little outfit with the word “DADDY” across the chest. And there’s lots and lots of buttstuff.
Image from Cheerleader’s After-Game Anal by Model Time / Adult Time
It’s a POV scene with a thin plotline. Alexis is your girlfriend, she wants to cheer you up after a bad game, and she knows exactly how to do it.
“I know what your weakness is,” she says to the camera. “Girls with short skirts and tight little asses.”
She’s not wrong.
She talks dirty the whole way through, shows off her buttplug, and gets right down to business.
Unfortunately, the guy holding the camera doesn’t do much other than let her use his dick. It would’ve been better if we could hear him talk dirty, interact with her, or at least moan so we can hear him enjoying her ass.
But it’s non-stop cheerleader anal in every position imaginable so I’m fine with her carrying the conversation by herself.
Let Me See Your Ponytail Swing
This one kind of snuck up on me.
I didn’t have the highest hopes because it starts off pretty cheesy, complete with stilted voice overs.
But I gave it a shot anyway and I’m really glad I did.
It’s an XConfessions scene, which means it’s going to have more of an indie film festival short vibe.
Viktoria Vaar and Sylvan Gavroche are a couple whose sex life is meh. They’ve lost interest in each other. Each of them feels like the other has let themselves go - and they resent each other for it.
But they each have a secret sex fantasy.
He wants to fuck a cock-hungry cheerleader. She wants to get taken by a physically imposing viking warrior.
Image from Let Me See Your Ponytail Swing by XConfessions
And we get to watch both fantasies play out at the same time - the viking dude banging the very willing girl in the ponytail and the white cheerleader outfit.
It’s a short scene - once the sex gets going there’s less than ten minutes left to go. But every single one of those minutes is worth watching.
It’s shot in a way that makes their bedroom feel cozy instead of small. The lighting looks gorgeously natural and makes their bodies look fantastic.
The sex is sensual and erotic. It’s a bit like watching a real couple fuck - though maybe a little more performative.
And it features a great uncut cock, which is something you don’t see often enough in porn.
It’s on the quiet side, which is a shame - especially since we don’t get to hear any dirty talk in Viktoria’s heavy Scandinavian accent. But they clearly have a really good time and they don’t stop after he comes on her stomach - he eats her out again until she’s fully satisfied too.
Three Cheers for Satan (Burning Angel)
Some cheerleaders are preppy and wholesome. Some are determined and sporty. Some are highly flexible overachievers.
In Three Cheers for Satan, they’re full-on bad girls.
The three starring cheerleaders (Kira Noir, Kenzie Reeves, and Jane Wilde) smoke. They wear dark makeup. They probably have really thick permanent records.
And they want to look young forever - they’d even sell their souls for it.
Image from Three Cheers for Satan by Burning Angel
As it just so happens, the Devil (Small Hands) overhears them and offers them eternal youth. There’s only one catch - they’ll have to sacrifice a virgin after in 20 years to keep their looks.
They sign the contract and consummate the agreement with a reverse gangbang.
“Coming on your faces is part of the Eternal Beauty Package,” the Devil explains. “And besides, demon semen prevents wrinkles.”
What happens next is different than the other cheerleader orgies I like to watch. The sex is rougher - everyone fucks hard and these girls choke and get choked. The atmosphere is darker - it takes place in a Satanic office that looks more like a dungeon than a workspace. The premise is completely ridiculous.
But it’s still really fucking good.
The dialogue is funny and silly. There’s lots of intense moaning and proper dirty talk - and not just from the girls. Every pussy gets plenty of pleasure. And the outfits are hot as fuck - not just the cheerleader uniforms and matching footwear, but also getting to see Small Hands in a dress shirt.
This one is technically a full feature, but it’s the first scene that does a really good job of showcasing the dirty cheerleader action.
Short Skirts and Hot Sex
I don’t have anything against football, but I don’t really get the appeal of it.
But staring at girls in skimpy outfits - that I understand.
So go ahead and enjoy the game. Help yourself to some snacks. But if you want the full experience, you should definitely round out your weekend by watching hot cheerleaders fuck.
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