The 3 Weirdest Porn Scenes I’ve Ever Watched

I love novelty, but these were something else

Note: This post contains nudity (you’re welcome!)

I’ve seen so much porn at this point in my life that I’m not even sure what counts as weird anymore.

I mean, I’m sure plenty of it would probably register as strange to someone.

Like the femmebot videos where a guy unboxes a girl who then pretends to be his obedient sex robot. Maybe that’s a bit odd. Hard to say, because I just find it incredibly hot.

Or seeing a guy dress up like Pennywise the clown so he could fuck a girl who was also done up like Pennywise. That’s nothing I wouldn’t see scrolling through my Twitter timeline.

Once I watched April O’Neil get fucked by a snowman, which really isn’t something you see everyday. But she looked super cute doing it - and if I ever became a snowman, I’d want to stick my carrot in her too.

That kind of stuff is novel and creative, sure. It’s definitely playful and silly. But it’s still the kind of thing I’d expect to find if I scrolled far enough on Pornhub.

But once in a while, I’ll come across something that pushes it just a teensy bit further - something that registers as weird to me.

Like these three.

The Porny Fire Noodle Challenge

Remember the fire noodle challenge?

It wasn’t anything too complicated. People just filmed themselves trying to get through an entire serving of some hella spicy instant noodles.

I haven’t seen anyone do it in a while, but it was super trendy for a bit.

And whenever something’s trending, there’s a pretty good chance someone’s going to make a porn version of it.

In this case, that someone is Miss Banana.

In a short clip from a few years ago, she eats an entire bowl of fire noodles while getting banged from behind.

There’s nothing terribly unexpected about that. It’s honestly a smart move and just the kind of thing Pornhub was made for.

And kudos to her for putting her mouth on the line for our entertainment. You gotta admire it.

But it always sticks out in my mind because watching it was kind of an odd experience. It was definitely different from your usual video of someone doing a naked version of a thing you normally just see on YouTube.

I think it’s because she seemed so damn uncomfortable through the whole thing.

Screenshot from “Fire Noodle Challenge while getting Fucked” (Miss Banana / Pornhub)

And I can’t say I blame her, because I couldn’t handle noodles half as spicy as those - let alone finish them.

So you’ve got a cute girl getting fucked, which is nice. But she’s also uncomfortable, has the sniffles, and is desperately trying to swallow saucy noodles as quickly as she can, which - well, let’s just say it’s not my kink.

I did learn two things watching this, though.

One is that sex and noodles don’t really mix. I kind of knew that already, but now I’ve got proof.

The other is that a mouthful of come doesn’t help with the heat. Turns out you still need a tall glass of cold milk after a spicy noodle fuck.

Cumbrushing

I don’t usually skip the money shot when I’m watching porn.

Watching come drip and splatter is part of the fun.

Creampies are great, of course. So is a lady taking a load in her mouth.

And there’s something playful about a facial - as long as no one gets it in the eye.

But here’s a quirky little thing about cumshots. If you add one extra step between that saucy stuff blasting out the end of a dick and it finding its way into someone’s mouth, then it falls right out of my comfort zone.

Like, swallowing can be really hot. But drinking spunk out of a glass or eating jizz off a cookie just gives me the ick.

But turns out the thing that really trips my personal weird-o-meter is getting a toothbrush involved.

Screenshot from “Fucked Gamer Girl Brushing Teeth with Cum” (Kyra Hellfire / Pornhub)

Thankfully, that’s rare. I had to really dig to find videos of girls brushing their teeth with come. And if I wasn’t doing research for an article, I probably would’ve never actually seen any.

No offense if this is your jam. Go right ahead and brush your little heart out - you’ve got my full blessing.

But I’ve seen a few cumbrushing clips already and I think I’d rather not see any more.

Demon Fucking

When I decided to write about weird porn, I knew I’d have to mention Tommy Pistol.

He has a tendency to go to places other pornstars don’t - and I often follow right along.

The tricky thing is narrowing it down to just one scene.

I could talk about that time he fucked a puppet - and fucked her pretty good too.

Or that really believable threesome with Whitney Wright and a silicone blonde. Not that there’s anything wrong with that - in fact, I could go for some more of it.

There’s that ultra sleazy role he played in Grinders, too. That’s definitely a memorable one.

But I think I’ve got to go with The Bargain. Even though he’s not technically the one bringing the weirdness. That would be Ashley Lane.

Because in most of her scenes, she’s a pretty lady with long legs and blue eyes.

But in this one, she’s a demon.

And I don’t mean she’s wearing cute little devil horns. She’s not wearing some kind of sexy demon costume.

No, she’s a scary demon.

A very demony demon.

Specifically, she’s a demon that Tommy needs to keep busy until daylight. And that means pulling out his dick and keeping her distracted.

So we get to watch him fuck a full-fledged demon - complete with horns, elongated fingers, and sharp teeth.

Oh, and six boobs. Not sexy Total Recall style extra tits, though. More like monster teets sitting below her natural pair.

I do admire the commitment to the concept. The creative team behind this decided to film some demon sex and that’s precisely what they did.

They didn’t pull any punches with the makeup and prosthetics, either. They went all in.

But I don’t know that I can go all in with them.

I’ll take the cute girls with plastic devil horns. But I don’t think any demons with sharp teeth will be haunting my sex fantasies.

Get Your Weird On

I’m into novelty in a big way. But sometimes the novelty goes just a wee bit too far for my taste.

I’m still glad that stuff exists, though.

One of the things I love about porn is how endlessly creative it can be. Whatever your imagination can dream up, someone probably already filmed it - and you can probably get a copy for $12.99.

That’s honestly really cool. And I hope people keep getting their weird on - even if it makes me think twice about ever borrowing someone’s toothbrush.

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