I've Got a Porn Crush on Emma Magnolia
Can you blame me?
Heads up: This article contains nudity (you’re welcome!)
I don’t really think of myself as having a type.
With guys, I sort of have one. Well, I really have three.
I’ve always had a thing for lanky skater boys with tattoos. Strong farmers who look great in plaid shirts, too. And hot dads - so, so many hot dads.
But with women, it’s all over the place.
I’m into so many kinds of ladies that I can barely keep track of all my preferences.
Shy, mousey girls with doe eyes make me think all sorts of inappropriate thoughts. Bossy, leggy MILFs practically make me whimper. Glammed up girls who look like dolls make me wish I could play with them.
I’m hot for soft, chubby girls and ladies with firm muscles. I’m into masc girls and ultra femmes. Girls who dress like librarians, goth girls, country girls, girls who cover themselves in big fuzzy sweaters - I’m into all that.
I mean fuck, even clown girls will make me sweat a bit.
Just women in general, really. That’s what it boils down to. That’s my preference.
But once in a while, I’ll see someone who makes me question that. Someone who stops me dead in my tracks and makes me think “yeah, that’s my type.”
And that’s exactly what happened the first time I saw Emma Magnolia.
The Hottie With a Body
I was trying to find some decent porn to watch and as soon as I saw her on the thumbnail, I couldn’t resist clicking on it.
I mean, right away she ticked so many of my boxes.
Redhead. Glasses. Tattoos.
An ass so thick it can even make a bone-deep atheist like me want to fall to my knees and thank Jesus.
And right below that ass, impossibly perfect thighs that look soft and strong in equal measures.
Photo from How Women Orgasm / Adult Time
It was lust at first sight. I just had to see her in action. And every scene I watched just made her even more attractive to me.
I started with How Women Orgasm. A great series where ladies tell you about their favorite way to get off - and then show you how they do it.
That’s a solid concept already, but the interviews tend to get even more personal than that. You usually learn a thing or two about these ladies before getting the privilege of seeing them play with themselves.
That’s how I found out that Emma has studied biology, with a major interest in agriculture. And that her love of science led her into farming, beekeeping, and community advocacy.
So yeah, brains and booty - this girl really has it all. The fact that she’s also a covert farmgirl with a heart of gold completely sealed the deal for me. It’s like she was created in a lab specifically to appeal to me.
She speaks comfortably and without hesitation, so it’s almost jarring when the interview ends and things get really quiet for a while. But that’s perfectly fine, because now she’s fully nude and we get plenty of time to admire her body while she gets herself off.
Photo from How Women Orgasm / Adult Time
It’s fingers first, then a Magic Wand Mini - an amazing combo that I personally know very, very well.
It’s a simple, low key, and almost calm masturbation session - and every second is worth watching.
It was so good that I went looking for her again the next time I logged into Adult Time. This time, it was Up Close - a kinda cucky POV series that gets shockingly intimate at times.
If How Women Orgasm showed me how Emma masturbates, Up Close gave me a peek at how she fucks. And not to spoil it or anything, but this lady fucks well.
She’s casual and playful throughout the foreplay, which is sweet and charming. But once things heat up, you start to see a slightly more dominant side to her. She knows exactly what she wants and is really forward about it, which makes her seem highly enthusiastic in a way that never feels fake or performative for even a second.
Photo from Up Close / Adult Time
That attitude comes through in the way she gets her pussy eaten. She grinds her hips and grabs Robby Apples by the hair so she can direct the stimulation and get it exactly the way she wants.
She sucks cock eagerly, too. Not by gagging on it, but by moaning, getting drooly and sloppy, and pulling out the professional level blowjob moves.
And watching her get fucked is extra arousing because she’s almost demanding about it. Not bossy exactly - more like she’s so excited for good dick that she can’t wait one more moment for it.
The fucking in Up Close has an authentic, off the cuff style to it. But the next scene I saw her in turned the performance meter up to ten.
It’s from Oopsie, which is basically as performative as porn gets. It’s a series with lots of energy, non-stop sex that looks hella exhausting, and performers who bring their A-game. It’s over the top like slapstick comedy, but with facials instead of pies to the face.
It’s a quick and simple premise. Emma just married Emma Rose, and the two Emmas are going to double team their friend September Reign because these ladies really know how to kick off a honeymoon.
Photo from “For Better or Worse” (Oopsie / Adult Time)
All three of them are fantastic, but I’m here to talk about Emma - well, one of the Emmas.
And wouldn’t you know it, I’ve got nothing but praise again.
Watching her banging the hell out of this threesome taught me that she still looks really fucking good without her glasses. She also looks great wearing a strap-on dildo - like, it seriously suits her. And her thighs take my breath away at every angle, especially when she’s thrusting and really working them.
I have to admit I didn’t expect a whole lot of sexual chemistry in this scene because the setup is honestly kind of ridiculous. But there’s so much of it. You can feel it in the way Emma touches September sweetly, even while she’s getting facefucked to distraction. It’s there in her sweet and filthy dirty talk. It doesn’t matter what’s happening to who, she’s fully engaged the entire time - she isn’t third wheeling this threesome even for a single frame.
I could say so much more, but really it would just be me gushing.
All I’m going to say is she’s got plenty of stamina. She’s great with her mouth. Her ass and thighs are so hot they deserve to be worshiped.
And really, what more could anyone want?
Some Girls Are Just Plain Irresistible
I’m pretty bad with names. They tend to slip out of my mind as soon as I hear them.
I have to look up celebrities pretty often because the name doesn’t click until I see the face that goes with it.
I can get off to a pornstar half a dozen times and forget the name they go by - even if I vividly remember so many other things about them.
But I don’t think I’ll have that problem with Emma Magnolia.
Photo from How Women Orgasm / Adult Time
She just appeals to me in a really intense way.
Her looks alone would’ve done it for me.
Her personality would definitely make me lose my cool.
All that combined with the way she fucks has turned me into a real fangirl.
I have no idea what I’ll be watching the next time I look for porn. But if she shows up on a thumbnail again, I know I’ll be clicking on it without even hesitating.
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If you liked this article, you should totally check out the How to Seduce a Married Woman (Even Though You Really Shouldn’t) episode of my dirty and intimate sex podcast, Pillow Talk With Emma Austin!
