Are Playboy Sex Toys Any Good? (Playboy Bumping Bunny Review)

My review of the Playboy Bumping Bunny thrusting rabbit vibrator

Until recently, I only owned a single Playboy item.

It’s a book, because I happen to be a smart cookie.

Specifically, a collection of celebrity nudes that have been featured in the magazine. Because I’m also a cookie with eyeballs and a pulse.

It’s a nice hardcover edition that looks very good on the shelf - and looks even better with the pages open. And it’s comforting to know that if I’m ever stuck in a long power outage, I’ll still be able to look at Cindy Crawford’s tits.

But I was already fond of Playboy long before I treated myself to that book.

I never actually had a copy of the magazine, but I still liked its overall vibe. It was racy but classy, with a cute bunny logo on the cover and some bush, butts, and boobs on the inside.

Apparently there are articles too, but whatever.

Then there was Playboy TV, which I really wasn’t supposed to watch but I’d flip over to that channel every single chance I got.

That wasn’t just me titillating myself when my parents were out of the house - it was a genuinely formative experience for me. I already knew I liked looking at women taking their tops off and watching people fuck. But sneaking episodes of Night Calls is how I discovered just how much I love hearing people talk about sex - especially if they’re being really dirty and moany.

Oh and I also watched every season of The Girls Next Door, a show about Hugh Heffner’s three girlfriends at the time.

I didn’t just like it because it was aspirational - I’d love to sugar mama three blondes if I could swing it. But also because it’s really easy for me to get hooked on reality TV and I like shows that might get a bit lewd.

So yeah, I’ve got very fond associations with the entire Playboy brand.

But truth be told, I was kind of skeptical about their line of sex toys.

I trust them to give me an endless parade of long legs and pert nipples - they’re the biggest name in softcore for a reason. Making vibrators and clit suckers felt like they were veering out of their lane.

A Playboy vibrator could very well be like when a burger restaurant puts tacos on the menu. Whenever they do that, you should stick to the bun - that’s what they know.

And maybe Playboy should be sticking to buns, too.

But I was willing to give them a shot - I’ll gladly put my pussy on the line for the company that gave me Night Calls.

So, I decided to do some first-hand experimenting and see if the Playboy Bunny could actually make a good rabbit vibrator.

This Bunny’s Got Moves

The Bumping Bunny has a look that feels in line with the Playboy brand.

Not just because of the bunny logo on the box, but because it’s got a smooth, rounded look. The color is really neat, too - a very pale periwinkle that glimmers purple when the light shines on it.

It’s a toy that does three or four different things, depending on how you want to count them.

First, there are the two vibrators - one in the shaft for internal stimulation and one inside the bunny ear to give your clit some pleasure.

One noticeable thing about that bunny ear is just how big and thick it is. It’s not some little bit of flickering silicone that’s meant to give you a tease - it’s large enough to cover a decent amount of surface area.

There’s also a warming function, in case you want to heat up your naughty bits while you’re going at it.

Then there’s the thrusting shaft - ten speeds of hands-free pumping action.

All of those features can be controlled independently, each with its own dedicated button. Which is nice, because you should always get to customize how you jill off.

It’s fully waterproof, too. So it’s a thruster you can actually play with in the bath - which is always exciting.

The Bumping Bunny is a toy that does plenty - if I was lucky, it would at least do some of those things really well.

And because I’m the kind of girl who flips to the centerfold first, I’m going to skip all the foreplay and cut right to the chase.

As soon as I started playing with it, I realized why the bunny ear is so damn girthy. It’s so there’s enough room to house a really powerful motor.

That motor delivers surprisingly strong vibrations. And that really works in the toy’s favor.

With a lot of rabbits, you have to sort of press the bunny ear against your clit to get the full effect. That, or you have to be okay settling for a gentle bit of buzzing that doesn’t always hit the right spot. But this one is big and strong enough to give your clit the non-stop stimulation it deserves.

I did a few test runs so I could play around with it in different ways - thruster only, different vibration speeds, warming feature turned on or off.

I’m happy to report that I had a great time with all the different settings. But the one that really did it for me was using a slower but still powerful thrusting speed, along with a steady, gentle vibe for my clit - as gentle as that thick bunny ear could go, anyway.

That’s the kind of combination you use when you want to romance yourself. Which I suppose is really fitting - like I said, Playboy is all about keeping it racy but classy.

One thing I loved about it is that the motion of the toy thrusting itself inside me made the bunny ear rub against my clit. That made it so fucking pleasurable that I came a lot more quickly than I expected to - and I’m definitely not complaining about that.

And even though I didn’t need to press the bunny ear against my pussy, I couldn’t help trying it anyway. I’m so glad I did, because that added pressure and friction was the perfect way to keep the pleasure going - it would be a bit too intense for a first orgasm, but spot on for making you come a second or third time in a row.

I even liked the warming feature, which is something I really wasn’t expecting. I normally don’t care for warming toys - a thruster already makes me plenty hot, thank you very much. But letting it heat up while I was using it underwater felt really pleasant - a nice extra touch for an already great experience.

No matter how I played with it, it made me moan. It made me groan. It made me come loudly, come hard, and then come all over again.

It buzzed my clit powerfully and thoroughly. It vibrated against my G-spot in an extremely pleasurable way. And it fucked me hands-free.

So now I feel really bad for ever doubting this toy. Because that’s about as much fun as a girl can have in the bath.

Playboy Goes Hardcore

I associate Playboy with one thing and one thing only. They get lewd, they get naughty, but they always keep it softcore.

But at least this once, they slapped that little bunny logo on a toy that can actually go hard.

And I’ve got to say, I’m really pleased with the Bumping Bunny.

It’s sturdy and versatile. It’s soft and powerful. It has a lot of features and they work well together, so it’s a good option for any girl who has trouble making up her mind.

It’s a fantastic bathsturbation toy, too. The vibrations and thrusting really shine when you use it hands-free and underwater.

And I can’t think of a better toy to get yourself off with after getting a little too excited by some high-quality soft porn.

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