This Squirting Dildo Is Just Like the Real Thing (King Cock Squirting Dildo Review)

Review of the King Cock Squirting Dildo

You could say I’m kind of obsessed with creampies.

It’s my kind of money shot. I love a porn scene that ends with one and it’s how I finish most of my sexual fantasies too.

There’s just something so inherently appealing about it. It’s primal and animalistic in a way that I find really fucking hot.

It’s just as dirty as it is romantic, which makes it irresistible.

There’s even a taboo vibe to it. I guess that comes from repeatedly being told as a teenager that letting a guy come inside me is risky as fuck.

It’s sweet and edgy but feels so natural. And that adds up to one extremely hot turn-on.

Which sucks, because creampies are one of the few things I can’t actually enjoy in my personal life.

I happen to be married to a guy who has a bad case of death grip. He’s basically managed to squeeze the life out of his cock.

He can get himself off, but it takes him a while. Even incredibly stimulating strokers don’t make him blast quickly.

And I sure as hell can’t. I don’t have the stamina it takes to make him come with my hands. I have to tap out of blowjobs long before my mouth could coax the spunk out of him.

Even marathon sex sessions don’t end with him coming inside me. He can pound away at me for as long as my pussy can take it, but he still has to finish himself off.

He’s great at giving me orgasm after orgasm. But giving him one is a huge, barely surmountable challenge.

He’s doing what he can to work some life back into his cock. In the meantime, I’ve got my come-filled daydreams, access to sloppy creampie porn, and squirting toys to make my fantasies as vivid as they can be.

And there’s nothing like a highly realistic dildo to really bring those fantasies to life.

A Gorgeous Messy Cock

When I decided to get a new dildo to creampie myself with, I knew I wanted it to be a King Cock.

The first time I fell for King Cocks, it was in pictures. Everything about them just looks fantastic.

The different shades are perfectly skin-like. The intricate veins look so realistic you almost forget there’s nothing pumping through them. And each one has subtle wrinkles that anyone who’s been with a few dicks will find very familiar.

When I got my first King Cock, I found out that the realism doesn’t end there.

Holding a King Cock dildo is as close as I’ve come to handling a cock without actually having a dick in my hand. The texture is fleshy. It’s firm but soft. It’s got that slight give.

Because of all those features, even their comically massive 15 inch dick I bought before realizing I didn’t have a spot to store anything that big seems pretty realistic.

The only thing missing was the come.

There were so many attractive squirting dildo options, but I settled for one with balls and a not-at-all modest 8 inches of length.

And just like every other King Cock, it’s totally gorgeous.

There’s a removable bulb that fits into the base of the dildo. You open the bulb and load it with your favorite fake come - there’s a complimentary bottle of Jizzle Juice if you don’t have any. Then slide the bulb into the base of the dildo.

When you’re ready for your squirty finish, you give the bulb a squeeze and it squirts from the cock’s head.

For someone who covets creampies like I do, this was an extremely exciting toy.

As eager as I was, I made sure to give myself a little foreplay before trying it out. As attractive as King Cocks are, they can be a bit intimidating. Even the smaller ones tend to be pretty girthy, and this one was definitely thick enough to make a quickie challenging.

I didn’t need any other toys, though. The King Cock’s wonderful texture meant I could romance myself with it. It feels great to the touch and even better against my pussy.

I rubbed its head and shaft against my vulva, giving myself a very pleasurable pussyjob that was also incredibly visually appealing.

Watching a slick cock sliding across a pussy is hot as fuck - and the design of this one gave me that same thrill.

I pushed the head into me and really felt the thickness. I went very slowly - giving myself plenty of time. If a cock this size was attached to a real dude, I’d definitely tell him to be gentle with it. And not just in a flirty, coy way - I’d be sincere.

I took more and more of the shaft. After a minute or two, I managed to fully accommodate it. It was still a lot of dick, but I could fuck myself without being so careful.

I found a good rhythm and thrust my way to a fantastic orgasm. I started working my way to a second one when I realized that I’d have to be careful not to go for too many. I wanted to time my orgasm with the cock blowing its load inside me, and that would be tough to do if I was losing control.

I picked up the speed and fucked myself faster, paying attention to the way the pleasure was building and how my body reacted to it.

When I got to the thrust that made my pussy clench around the dildo, I reached for the bulb and gave it a squeeze.

I came hard while the cock came inside me.

The fake come was a bit cold but the sensation was incredibly hot. Feeling a cock unloading its gooey blast and filling my pussy is the perfect way to end a thrusting session.

It was messy and left me soaked and creamy. It’s how I imagine pornstars feel after those super sloppy creampie scenes - like a fully fucked eclair.

And I fucking loved it. I can’t know for sure, but I came extremely hard and I’m convinced it’s because of how well it spunked me.

It was the kind of satisfying finish I’ve been fantasizing about for as long as I can remember - and now I could finally give it to myself.

Almost as Fun as the Real Thing

I’m one extremely happy girl now and it’s thanks to my Squirting King Cock,

As someone with a pretty significant creampie kink, owning a dildo that can simulate that experience in a very satisfying way isn’t quite essential - but it’s close.

If I have one complaint about it, it’s the bulb.

No dildo has a perfect squirting mechanism, but this one was a little awkward. It can be tricky to keep it in place while you’re fucking yourself. You also have to be careful not to accidentally squeeze it when you’re in the throes of solo passion.

It might be better to leave the bulb out until you’re ready for your money shot. But then you’d have to pause what you’re doing to slide it in place.

That only felt like a minor issue, though. And it’s worth the trouble for the fantastic filling you get from it.

It’s not the only squirting dildo I’ll ever use. But it might be the first one I reach for when I’m in the mood for one that looks and feels very realistic.

And I will most certainly keep reaching for it. Maybe someday my husband will be able to come inside me. But until then, I’m happy to have this gorgeous cock do it instead.

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