Allow Me to Recommend Amish Porn
I had never heard of it - now I can’t get enough of it
Note: This post contains nudity (you’re welcome!)
“There’s Amish porn.”
That’s all his email said.
I had just gotten access to a porn site called Zero Tolerance. I didn’t have a chance to dig through it yet but my husband was already poking around it. The pornstars in Amish dresses caught his attention right away.
I replied with something equally terse.
“We should watch it.”
I was actually being a bit coy. What I really meant is that we need to watch it - the very next time we watch porn, it’s got to be Amish.
And if he wasn’t going to watch it with me, I was going to watch it by myself.
I was already daydreaming of flexible farm girls when I got his one-word response.
“Totally.”
As luck would have it, Zero Tolerance didn’t just have one Amish porn scene. It had a whole series - 12 videos of sweet Amish ladies getting fucked silly.
I didn’t even need to peek at the thumbnails. I already knew I was going to watch every single one of them.
Just look at all this cheeky smut! (screenshot by author)
It’s not like I had any previous experience with Amish porn - I don’t think I’ve ever heard those two words strung together before this month. But I knew it would check off so many of my sexual preferences.
Innocence corrupted is my jam. Watching sweet, naive, virginal ladies get introduced to the pleasures of sex by someone with more experience is half the reason I load porn scenes to begin with.
And the girls in Amish porn are twice as innocent.
They’re living simple lives in isolated communities. They’ve never had to google “what’s a bussy?” after seeing it on Twitter. They never came across someone posting hole on Reddit. Their sweet eyes have never glanced upon a “who need they pussy ate?” meme.
All they really know about sex is that they shouldn’t want to know about sex. Which is what makes introducing them to it extra forbidden - and why watching it is extra hot.
I’m also a fan of breaking taboos and pushing limits.
My ideal porn doesn’t just show people fucking - it shows them doing something naughty. The more layers of “we really shouldn't be doing this” you can throw in a scene, the better.
That’s why an authority figures fucking someone with less power does it for me.
It’s why I click more quickly on scenes with step-relatives.
And it’s why I was so fucking eager to watch all this Amish porn. It’s hardcore scenes with girls who are supposed to abstain from sex and avoid impure thoughts. Hell yes to all of that.
Then, there’s the whole aesthetic.
I learned something very important in my little dig through Amish porn. Bonnets are hot.
The modest milkmaid dresses are cute and all. But they’re not as essential. Those can end up on the floor. But the bonnet stays on during sex.
Damn right it does (screenshot and caption by author)
I haven’t run into a whole lot of Amish gals in the course of my lifetime, but the dresses in Amish Girls didn’t feel particularly accurate. They looked like they came from Spirit Halloween, not a spiritual community.
That didn’t matter, though. It completed the look and was super cute - especially when it gets pulled all the way up past the tits during the sex scenes.
The real tell-tale signs that these aren’t Amish women, though, are all the things hidden under those dresses - the tattoos, the body piercing, and the lingerie.
But these are scene after scene of Amish girls jumping in bed with different dudes. I’m already suspending my disbelief pretty damn hard here. So, a little tattoo here and there isn’t that big of a deal.
It’s Amish enough and it’s a really hot look. That’s all that counts in the end.
And it all comes together very nicely. In my limited experience with it, Amish porn has a 100% success rate. Every single scene I’ve watched was hot, playful, and worth jilling off to.
But there are three that really stood out to me.
Innocent Yhivi Experiences the World of Fucking and Loves It! (Zero Tolerance)
Like any good cinephile, I watched the Amish Girls series in chronological order.
And boy oh boy does it start off with one hell of a bang.
The first scene stars Yhivi, who does such a great job at playing the sweet, innocent, naive role.
She’s paired with Derrick Pierce. It’s a fantastic choice because if there’s one thing he can do is play a gently dominant role, which is exactly what I was hoping to see in this series.
The scene opens with Yhivi on rumspringa, asking Derrick about the modern world. To his surprise, she’s keen to learn about porn.
And given that it’s a visual medium, he decides to whip out his phone and show her some.
Screenshot by author
“Wow,” she says after screening some porn on his phone. “So, ATM is both the magic money machine and that filthy thing I just saw?”
It’s not just ass-to-mouth action that’s new to her - it’s also the fact that it made her wet.
That’s Derrick’s cue to give her a more hands-on and hands-up-the-dress lesson about sex.
She hesitates momentarily, but it’s a temptation she can’t resist.
Ever the gentleman, Derrick eases her into it by kissing her, rubbing her thighs, and stroking her pussy - all while her breath gets heavy with excitement.
“I don’t understand what you’re doing to me,” she stammers while squirming with pleasure. “It feels good - I just don’t know if this is proper. I don’t know what the church will think.”
Yeah, that’s the stuff right there. A good, solid sexual awakening all thanks to a confident guy with strong, capable hands.
Though he’s clearly capable of working some magic with those fingers, he also gives her something every innocent young lady should get - some tireless pussy eating.
This is where her outfit really shines - dress up to her waist, legs spread, bonnet on point, and black and white flats to complete the picture. It’s a look and I’m here for it.
Yhivi’s facial expressions are perfect, too. The right mix of pleasure and shock. It’s not her first time experiencing any of this, but there’s nothing in her O face that gives it away.
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After the fingers and the tongue, it’s time for cock.
As a connoisseur of first-time roleplay porn, let me tell you that this is the essential moment. You can skip around the scene however much you want, but you absolutely need to watch the first moment of penetration.
And this scene gets it right.
He comes at her from behind in the spooning position. Her eyes go wide the moment his cock presses against her pussy, then she moans and softens as it slides into her.
Beautiful. Chef’s kiss.
After giving her a nice fuck, he pulls out of her and guides her mouth down to his cock.
He leads her a bit, but he doesn’t have to do much. She might be an Amish girl, but she’s also a natural cocksucker. She’s even happy to deepthroat Derrick’s thick dick.
Then we’re treated to some cowgirl sex. By this point, she’s stripped down to everything but the essentials - the bonnet and the shoes.
She flexes her thigh muscles plenty, but even though she’s on top it’s Derrick who takes the lead and pounds into her. That’s always a great move and it’s one more little detail that makes him seem like the more experienced one.
He bends her over, eats her ass, takes her from behind, and then fucks her so well she can’t wipe the smile from her face until he pulls out and comes all over her pussy.
Now she gets it - this is why the modern world is where it’s at.
It’s everything I was hoping to get out of Amish porn, especially since Yhivi does a good job of staying in character throughout the scene. Right down to remembering to say things like “oh my lord” and “oh my goodness” instead of letting swear words slip between her lips - even though she was clearly getting some good dick.
It’s a fantastic way to kick off a very entertaining series.
Brunette Beauty Enjoys Pussy Penetration (Zero Tolerance)
Tommy Pistol’s living it up. He left the simple life behind to embrace modernity and he loves it.
He lives in a beautiful house with lights, plumbing, and heat. And not only does she have a girlfriend, but she watches porn so you know she’s a freak in the sack.
The trouble is, he also has a stepsister (played by Alison Rey) and she has come knocking on his door. She wants to bring him back to the Amish community he left.
You see, they were supposed to get married and she still wants to shack up with him.
Screenshot by author
So, she makes a deal with him. If she can fuck him well and match his girlfriend’s freakiness, he’ll go back with her to enjoy a simple life of plowing fields, digging holes, and plowing her hole.
That kicks off an extremely fun sex scene where Tommy gets in touch with his Amish roots in the process. Because nothing will make you nostalgic quite like hard sex with your stepsister.
Since she’s new to getting freaky, he explains everything as they go along. “You know what happens here? Girls get spanked - not when they’re bad, but because they like it.”
Alison is surprised - both at the fact that this is a thing and because she herself is clearly enjoying getting her ass smacked.
“Girls like it here,” he reiterates. “Not because they lied, didn’t churn the butter right, didn’t help raise the barn or get lunch ready. They enjoy getting spanked.”
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It’s playful as hell and it’s the kind of thing Tommy Pistol can pull off so well - dirty talk that manages to make me laugh while still being arousing.
The foreplay continues with non-stop dialog. Tommy admiring Alison’s solidly crafted homemade shoes. His explaining to her that people out here can wake up whenever they want. He rubs her pussy while telling her about the convenience of food delivery.
Alison impressively manages to keep up with him with improvised lines of her own, while breathlessly enjoying all the fast-paced action.
“Oh, ye has the tongue of a sinner,” she tells him while enjoying his enthusiastic pussy eating skills.
Once his pants are off, it’s her turn to show off her skills. “You know I was the best butter churner in all the clan,” she reminds him as she strokes him off vigorously.
Then it’s some extremely eager deepthroating action - she’s really pulling out all the stops to win her stepbrother back.
“Woah,” Tommy exclaims, expressing the kind of shock anyone should after seeing an Amish girl suck a dick the way she did. “Where did you learn such skills?”
“My imagination is vast,” she explains.
“I see you still read a lot,” he adds before holding her head down and fucking her throat.
After slobbing all over his knob, she strips her dress off and rides him. Instead of her being shocked by the experience - it’s him. He can’t believe how wild and eager his stepsister is - and probably would’ve never left her behind if she had staddled him like this sooner.
The scene is a whirlwind of high-energy sex. All of it is enthusiastic, eager, and incredibly intense - from the first over-the-pants cock stroke all the way to the closing money shot.
We never get to see Tommy’s porn-watching girlfriend, but it doesn’t matter. She doesn’t stand a chance against any of this.
Being Amish Trading Places (Nubiles ET)
I loved the Amish Girls series so much that I actually tracked down some more Amish porn. Specifically, two scenes on Nubiles ET.
Nubiles makes playful, cheeky, fauxcest-heavy porn. And Nubiles ET is a parody series they created that focuses mostly on porn versions of TV series - including Breaking Amish.
In fact, they did that twice - because Amish porn really is that good.
As soon as I started watching Being Amish Trading Places, it felt different than Amish Girls. Not just because the costume feels more authentic, but because it’s edited together like a reality show - that includes interview footage with Mackenzie Moss setting up the premise.
She’s on rumspringa and staying with a city girl played by Chloe Cherry and she marvels at the appliances and conveniences that she encounters.
“You can heat up food in this weird box that makes a lot of noise,” she explains. “And then she showed me this thing in her room that makes wind,” she adds while we’re shown B-roll footage of her encountering a fan for the first time.
She’s quite good at playing naive. Which is cute so far, but makes things extra hot once she gets down to business.
And getting down to business starts when she swaps dresses with Chloe. She’s curious about English clothes, but as she explains, that curiosity “ended up getting me into trouble.”
Image from Nubiles ET
That’s because Chloe doesn’t live by herself. She’s also shacked up with her boyfriend, Brad Sterling.
Brad apparently can’t tell his girlfriend apart from any other skinny girl in a skimpy dress, so he walks up behind Mackenzie, bends her over, and starts eating her pussy.
And it must be some decent pussy licking, because Mackenzie doesn’t even think to let him know that he’s accidentally slobbering on the wrong kitten.
In fact, it’s Chloe that puts a stop to it when she walks in on them and gets upset.
She’s not mad for very long, though. Stroking Mackenzie’s hand but bashfully avoiding eye, she tells her “Well, if Brad got to taste you, I kind of also want to taste you too.”
Mackenzie doesn’t take much convincing - it’s just a few more words and a makeout session before the girls are diving into each other’s muffs.
Image from Nubiles ET
Mackenzie might be out of her Amish dress at this point, but the way she looks reluctant and curious sells it. So does the way she seems surprised and amazed at how good it feels to have a girl give you an orgasm with her mouth.
But that’s not where the action ends. Because later that night, Mackenzie wakes up after hearing a strange noise.
No spoilers if I tell you that the strange noise is Chloe and Brad fucking. Or more specifically, them fucking on an incredibly loud bed.
She masturbates while peeping on her friend enjoying a ride on a cock.
When Chloe notices her, she gets really excited and jumps on the opportunity to introduce her Amish friend even more sexual pleasures.
Quick - what’s better than someone showing an innocent girl the sexual ropes?
Two people doing it.
And that’s exactly what this scene gives us.
Image from Nubiles ET
Chloe holds Brad’s dick for Mackenzie and invites her to put it in her mouth. She sucks him slowly, sweetly, and tentatively.
Chloe decides to show her some moves - mostly, some fast and eager sucking. Mackenzie does her best to match her. “This is kind of fun,” she says while they trade his cock back and forth.
Brad is unfortunately the quiet type. He doesn’t say much in this scene - mostly he lends his dick and thrusting skills. But Chloe makes up for it by giving Mackenzie instructions, dishing out a bit of praise, and proudly enjoying her first cock.
“Why don’t you sit on it?” she says, and eases her onto Brad’s cock before straddling his face so they can both get off together.
They spend a good long while riding him while making out, enjoying the pleasure on each other’s faces, and having an all-around amazing time. So amazing that Mackenzie gets the Amish fucked right out of her and starts swearing and begging Brad to make her come.
It’s a really fun and playful scene. But what I love most about it is the way they keep the focus on Mackenzie. It’s her first time trying everything, so it’s all about her experimenting, her discovering something new, and her pleasure.
Chloe stays on the sidelines for parts of it - she seems to really enjoy watching her boyfriend fuck another girl. But Mackenzie is always in the center of the action - though it’s Chloe who ends up getting a cumshot to her mouth at the end.
The scene closes with Mackenzie looking into Chloe’s come-covered face and saying “I love being English.”
Can’t say I blame her - I’d leave the country too if I could get this kind of hot threesome action in the city.
You Can Add “Amish” to My List of Porn Search Terms
I’m officially an Amish porn fan.
I could nitpick about a few things about each scene, but I won’t. Because my only complaint is that there isn’t more of it.
I have no idea why Zero Tolerance stopped at 12 scenes, but it’s honestly not enough. They should start filming more right now and give us a brand new batch of Amish Girls scenes.
Seriously. Innocent, naive women who barely know a thing about sex getting dicked down for the very first time is a winning formula.
The bonnets are just a very nice bonus.
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If you liked this article, you should totally check out the Amish Porn (Bonnets, Butter Churns, and Innocence Corrupted) episode of my dirty and intimate sex podcast, Pillow Talk With Emma Austin!
