This Cocky Toy Is a Perfect Ride (Rough Rider Torso Doll Review)

Review of the Rough Rider torso doll

There are so many amazing ways to get yourself off. But once in a while, you’ll just be in the mood for a good ride.

You want to recreate the super satisfying feeling of being on top.

You want to ride cowgirl and feel like a pornstar.

Or you just want to bring yourself to orgasm in a way that feels really physical and energetic.

And that’s usually when you realize that solo cowgirl is easier said than done.

It’s definitely something I’ve struggled to accomplish.

I have plenty of toys that I can grind to a climax. I can use just about any vibrator or wand to do that. In a pinch, I can even hump a pillow.

I’ve also got lots of toys I can fuck myself with. I’ve got different kinds of dildos, super cool thrusters, and insertable rabbit vibes.

But even with all those, I didn’t exactly have a toy I could ride. Not in a way that really felt like being on top during sex.

I could kind of do it with my suction cup dildos and thrusters, but it could be a little awkward. The toys would move out of place or even get knocked sideways when I got a little too enthusiastic.

By far the best way to do it was on the floor. That’s where the suction cup bases worked best and held the silicone cocks in the right position. But at the risk of sounding all bougie, I’m not much of a floor fucker. Unless I’m half-drunk and fooling around with someone new, I want my hanky panky to take place on a comfortable surface.

The way I saw it, that left me with three choices.

I could give up on riding solo and save all those positions for when I’m fucking my husband.

I could keep going through the trial-and-error process of finding a better way to use my suction cup dildos in bed.

Or I could get a torso doll that’s basically made for this kind of thing.

I already own a gorgeous torso doll that I’ve basically fallen in love with. She opened my eyes to how hot and arousing it can be to have full access to an artificial plaything.

But alas, she wasn’t built with a cock. And as lovely as she is, not all my fantasies involve tits and pussy.

So, I decided to try out the Rough Rider torso doll.

If any toy would be perfect for riding, it would be one like this.

Hips, Abs, and One Hell of a Dick

The Rough Rider is basically a sex doll boiled down to the most essential bits.

It’s got hips and lower abs with attractive ridges that you can trace with your fingers. They’re made of TPE, which means they feel great to the touch.

It has a flat back, which makes it a touch less realistic but also means it stays right where you want it to. There’s no wiggling or wobbling when you’re on top of it.

It has a discreet anal opening that you can finger or fuck if that’s your jam.

But the best part is the cock. This thing has a seriously fantastic dick.

The shaft has a good, subtle texture to it and it caps off with a nicely defined head.

It’s long without being too girthy, which is exactly what I hoped it would be. An above-average 7 inches in length, to be precise.

My favorite thing about it, though, is that it’s as poseable as an action figure.

The cock is more flexible than I expected it to be. It’s nice and bendy, which is always a welcome feature in an insertable toy.

But it’s not at all floppy. It holds whatever shape you bend it to. That’s extremely convenient, because you can point it upright if you want it to stand proud, you can angle it for your comfort, or you can give it a little curve if that’s what you’re in the mood for.

Basically, it’s my kind of cock. And I couldn’t wait to throw the toy on my bed and finally have the solo cowgirl experience I had been looking for.

There was just one thing missing. He didn’t have a name.

I gave my other torso doll a name - she’s Stacy, by the way. So, I didn’t feel right using an anonymous Rough Rider. I was going to fuck the hell out of this thing on repeat occasions and I’d probably end up with its dick in my mouth at least once - I should at least be on a first-name basis with him.

And what could I name my new doll other than Ken? It seemed so fitting, even though his best feature happens to be the one that Ken famously doesn’t have.

There. My very literal boytoy had a name. Now I was ready to have my way with him.

He laid perfectly flat on the bed, stiff cock majestically stretching up.

I played with it for a while, admiring the way it moved at my will. I really enjoyed how smooth it felt as I gently stroked the shaft.

I poured some lube on the head and gave it a few more wet strokes to get it super slippery and I was ready for it.

I climbed on top of him and loved how simple and comfortable he was to straddle. It’s such an unobtrusive toy. No boney hips pressing into your inner thighs, no legs you have to navigate around, nothing to get in the way at all.

Getting the artificial cock in the right position was a breeze and it slid into me effortlessly.

I worked my thighs, moving myself up and down over the shaft. I felt it pumping in and out of my pussy, which felt so good it encouraged me to ride it even faster.

This was exactly what I had been looking for - a perfect ride. It really felt like fucking - fucking someone a little passive, but fucking nevertheless.

I rode Ken until I felt myself tightening around his shaft. The pleasure felt deep and satisfying, but it didn’t stop me for long. My orgasm was barely over and I was already humping him again.

Then, it got even better.

Ken’s body isn’t just decorative and convenient. His smooth pubic area also happens to be great for grinding against.

That’s exactly what I did. I fucked him while bucking my hips so my clit could rub against him while his shaft filled me up.

It amplified the pleasure so much that I found it almost too intense to keep going. I just wanted to sit there and enjoy the sensation. But the only way I’d get it is by fucking my torso doll fast and hard.

I kept going, pushing myself so I could make it as pleasurable as it could be. It took a little more effort, but I really didn’t mind burning a few extra calories for something that felt this good.

Not that I had to go much longer anyway. The deep penetration and clit stimulation brought me to a huge blended orgasm that made it hard for me to keep myself up. My elbows buckled and I fell into the mattress, with every part of my body feeling like it was still twitching.

And now here I am, in love with not one but two torso dolls.

After that exhilarating ride, I made sure to find a very accessible spot for Ken in my closet. Because I know I’ll be taking him out for another amazing fuck very soon.

My New Favorite Hump Buddy

The Rough Rider lived up to all of my expectations.

It’s really easy to clean. It’s surprisingly compact and lightweight, so it wasn’t hard to find a good place to store it.

I didn’t play with its asshole, but I can say that it seems as tight as you’d want an anal stroker to be. And it’s in a great position if you want to penetrate it while also playing with the cock.

It would be fantastic for any kind of threesome roleplay that involves a cock. You can suck it off while getting pounded from behind. You can ride it while letting your partner gently fuck your mouth. You can ride its cock while your partner fucks its asshole.

The way it rests on the bed also means it’s basically perfect for trying out double penetration - especially since the cock is so slim and flexible.

And it’s incredibly convenient for shooting solo porn. It’ll help you really get into your roleplay and get better shots too.

But at its core, the Rough Rider is just an incredible ride. If you’re ever in the mood to jump climb on a cock and fuck it until you can’t take one more orgasm, you’ll be happy you’ve got it tucked away in your closet.

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