This Mechanical Sex Toy Will Give Your Dick a Hard Squeeze (Masturball review)

Review of the Masturball by Calexotics

“Would you be okay with me reviewing this one?”

I don’t normally ask my husband for permission to review products. But this wasn’t an ordinary sex toy.

He’s a pretty good assistant. He’s game for sticking his cock in pretty much anything for me.

I’ve had him play with different strokers so I could write better articles about them. He played with a vibrating toy for me, a cock stimulator, and thoroughly experienced both holes on my sweet little sex doll.

I even got him to slip his hard cock in a toilet paper roll - for scientific purposes, of course.

But this was different.

This was the Masturball.

Technically, it’s just another stroker. But it’s a very unusual one. It doesn’t even look like a sex toy - not until the caps come off and get a look at the inside.

The Masturball falls right in my curiosity zone. Strange enough to make me wonder how it works. But it still looks like playing with it would end in orgasms.

I wanted to see it in action. But because there’s no way to use this thing with a vulva, I had to make sure I’d get some first-person feedback.

“Yeah sure thing,” he said. “I’ll fuck that robot ball for you.”

Those are the kind of words that remind me I’ve truly found my soulmate.

It also meant the Masturball review was on.

I had no idea what to expect, but I was excited to find out.

A Small Machine With a Strong Grip

It’s a little tricky to describe the Masturball because I feel like I have to start from scratch.

You can’t really picture a pocket pussy and go from there. It’s a little mechanical device and it looks like it - a black plastic ball with grooves for added grip.

The top and bottom are removable. When you pop the caps off, you expose a rubbery tunnel that runs through the Masturball.

One end of it is smooth. The other half of the tunnel is full of ticklers.

It’s surprisingly roomy. Even a girthy cock would be able to wiggle around in there a bit.

Until you turn it on, anyway.

The Masturball has a lot of settings and they’re all controlled with three buttons on the side of it.

Next to the power button, there’s one with a zig-zaggy line that turns on the vibrations that make those ticklers do their tickling. Pressing it again will let you cycle through the different settings and patterns.

On the other side of the power button is one that looks kind of like the cartesian coordinates on a map.

That’s the really interesting one. Because pressing it will activate the toy’s internal compression.

Touch that button and the loose, roomy toy turns into a tight one that mechanically squeezes a dick. It even has three different compression rhythms, so you can find the one that will squeeze you just right.

But I wasn’t going to start with the squeeze. That seemed like a bit much. A tickly tease seemed like a more appropriate option.

Because it’s open on both ends, I decided to rub lube on Mr. Austin’s cock instead of lubing up the Masturball. That seemed like the least messy option.

Plus, I figured a bit of stroking action might be a good way to ease into something so unfamiliar.

With his cock slick and hard, I slid the Masturball over his shaft - tickler side up.

I gave him a few strokes with it and it felt odd. Not just because it was so roomy but because I had to hold the Masturball kind of like a basketball instead of gripping it like a cock.

I pressed the zigzaggy button and it started vibrating loudly. The ticklers buzzed to life and stroked along his cock while I slowly pumped the Masturball with two hands.

After a couple of minutes, I asked Mr. Austin how it felt.

“Good,” he said. After a pause, he added “but it’s not very strong. I don’t think it could make me come.”

That’s not a big surprise. He needs a lot of stimulation to get there, and these vibrations seemed more like a tease.

But making him come was part of the point, so I turned the Masturball over.

I kept the vibrations on so the ticklers could tease his shaft while the compressions worked around the head.

I pressed the other button, heard the mechanical whirring, and saw the toy close in around his cock.

My heart almost jumped - I’m weirdly uneasy about cock squeezing.

I’m timid. I can’t do anything hard or rough to a cock without worrying that I’ll hurt it - even though I’ve been told it’s fine.

Usually, that’s just a hypothetical problem because I have a weak grip. I couldn’t squeeze the life out of a dick if I wanted to.

But the Masturball looked like it could.

Mr. Austin didn’t seem to mind, though. So, I started pumping the Masturball over his cock again - slowly at first and then a little faster.

I messed with the buttons too, trying out the different compression patterns - all different patterns of squeezing and releasing.

Even with all the lube, the stroking wasn’t as effortless anymore. The compressions made the toy tight and created a bit of resistance.

But tightness isn’t usually a thing to complain about, so I kept going.

For as long as I could, anyway. Stroking a cock with a ball is kind of awkward and I felt my arms getting tired faster than usual.

I asked Mr. Austin to take over. He gripped it on both sides and moved it faster than I could, his head peeking out of the end with every pump.

The whirring was loud. The ball was moving fast. And I watched him fuck the strangest thing I’ve seen him fuck yet.

He started groaning and moving the toy faster. The Masturball kept whirring and tightening around his cock while he was coming, which looked very stimulating.

I reached over and turned off the toy so it didn’t keep going hard on his post-orgasmic dick. It made one last mechanical noise and moved back to its original open position.

And it turns out the Masturball also comes with built-in aftercare - because there was a lot to talk about after we were done using it.

One Hell of a Tight Toy

I don’t think I’ll blow your mind by saying this, but the Masturball is weird. Even after using it, it’s very much an odd duck.

But that’s exactly what’s good about it.

It’s definitely a solo toy. I’m a big fan of using strokers as a couple, but the shape of this one makes that tricky and awkward.

If you want to use it by your lonesome, though, it’s going to give you a unique experience. Even if you need a dedicated space in your closet to hold all your strokers, there’s a very good chance the Masturball is going to bring something very new to the party.

It’s loud, too. You can really hear the motors working.

That’s probably a downside for most people. But if you get turned on by the idea of being squeezed and stimulated by a small machine, the sound it makes and the way it looks gives it a mechanical feel.

The big thing, though, is the tightness.

It’s as tight as a toy can get. Even if you’ve stuck your cock in some really small holes, this one is still probably going to be more intense. Because it’s not just tight - it actively squeezes.

And because it uses compressions, you can get all that extra pressure without struggling to fit your cock into a narrow opening.

I don’t think this is a toy for everyone. But if you ever wished you had something that could give your cock a good squeeze, this will do it.

After our little experiment, my husband used it a few times on his own. He got a good feel for it and seems satisfied with his trial run of the Masturball. I don’t know if he’ll be using it again anytime soon. But it’s there whenever he feels like fucking something completely different - or when he’s in the mood for a tight mechanical grip.

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