8 Things That Will Help You Jerk Off Better This Month

No Nut November is dumb - epic wanking isn’t

Note: This post contains nudity (you’re welcome!)

November just rolled into town, which means I’ve been rolling my eyes a bunch.

That’s all I can really do when I see guys decide to give up on the wonderful, life affirming act of jerking off.

It’s like they all feel super guilty after spending the last week of October defiling themselves to photos of women in sexy Velma costumes. The only way to come back from that come-tastic high is to go completely hands off.

Honestly, if that’s all it was, I’d get it.

October is when all the dirty content hits a little bit harder. Hot girls doing dirty things is enticing enough. Hot girls doing dirty things while dressed in Halloween costumes - that’s practically impossible to resist.

But these guys aren’t taking a break after jerking themselves half to death.

They’re taking part in No Nut November.

And that’s where they lose me.

No Nut November is just plain silly. But it’s a meme that manages to resurface every year.

And sure, a lot of people post about it ironically or ring in November by roasting it. But it’s also being spread by people who have weird sex-negative agendas.

There’s the No Fap crowd who insist that porn addiction is some kind of modern plague, even though it’s not really a thing to begin with.

Anti-Porn Activists use it as yet another opportunity to peddle guilt and shame. Not that they seem to need much of an excuse.

Male personal development gurus have started using it as a way to help them sell their lifestyle snake oil. As if refusing to touch your dick is going to make you a better man who is super successful with the ladies, instead of making you seem weirdly hung up about pleasure.

And at some point the productivity bros seem to have jumped on it too. Apparently masturbating, visiting Pornhub once in a while, and taking warm showers are all standing in the way of you becoming a crypto millionaire with seven failed startups.

It doesn’t matter who’s peddling it, though. Because all of it is based on pseudoscience, questionable anecdotes, and plain old fashioned bullshit.

There’s nothing wrong with pleasure. Never was. Never will be. It’s good. We’re built to enjoy it and seek it out for a reason.

Jerking off is an extremely healthy activity. There’s really no downside to it whatsoever.

Porn is just entertaining. It’s like watching a sitcom or a romantic comedy, except you’ll get to see people fuck and you’ll reach for the lube instead of the buttered popcorn.

And I don’t know about you guys, but when someone tells me I shouldn’t be masturbating or watching porn, it doesn’t shame me in the least. It just makes me want to go at it even harder.

So, in honor of No Nut November and all its nonsense, here are four toys and four porn sites I personally recommend if you want to enjoy some epic jerk-off sessions this month.

Give Your Hand Some Extra Help

I consider the Tenga Egg to be the perfect beginner stroker.

If you’ve never pleasured your cock with a toy, it’s a great one to start off with. It’s simple, affordable, and not at all intimidating.

Using an Egg also feels like stroking off with your hand - only with a lot more stimulation.

There are lots of different Tenga Eggs but they’re all variants on the same design. It’s a squishy little cup that can slide right over the head of your cock. Once it’s on, you can wrap your hand around it and stroke yourself. The toy is going to stretch down your shaft with every pump of your hand.

I took this shot at Easter, but you get the idea! (Photo by author)

And each type of Tenga Egg has a different pattern on the inside, and that’s where all the good stuff happens. Every stretch and stroke gives you some really fucking good stimulation.

It’s simple but super enjoyable.

Jerking off with your hand is fine. But using a Tenga Egg is better. It’s a great toy for those times you want to give your cock something a little more special.

Enjoy Some Solo Sloppy Toppy

I’ve never been able to deepthroat. I’m not sure I ever will.

I tried a few times, because it looks really fucking cool. Plus, I love being able to go the extra mile in bed - or at the very least, a few more inches.

But I just can’t overcome my gag reflex and I’m not interested in giving any gagging or gulping head.

Because I couldn’t give my husband that deep, sloppy experience, I gave him the next best thing - a stroker that could do it for me.

I honestly don’t know how the Tenga Deep Throat Cup compares to getting some real sloppy toppy. But I do know that it’s wet, gives some suction, and will let you pump your dick in all the way to the balls. So, it’s got to be pretty close, right?

One of the really cool things about the Deep Throat Cup is that it comes pre-loaded with lube and lots of it. And it’s the good, thick, goopy stuff too - it feels the way I hear gaggy, back-of-the-throat saliva does.

After using it on my husband’s cock, I can tell you that it works really fucking well. I got a big reaction out of him. Even after switching to a tight anal stroker, he asked if I could go back to the Deep Throat Cup.

It’s a great way to give yourself some fantastic stimulation. But I bet it’s even better when you really immerse yourself in the deepthroat fantasy.

Use it while closing your eyes and imagining a lady giving you the pornstar treatment with her mouth. Or if you’re more into facefucking fantasies, this is a perfect stroker to complement those too.

Better yet, keep your eyes open and use it while watching some intense blowjob porn. There’s no shortage of deepthroat action online. But with the Deep Throat Cup, it’ll feel a little more like you’re taking part in it.

The Pussy (or Ass) of Your Dreams

There are so many cool stroker brands you can explore. But when most people think of them, they think of Fleshlights.

Partly, that’s because most people don’t know much about pocket pussies or strokers in general. So, they use Fleshlight as a shorthand for that entire category of toys.

But it’s also because they absolutely know what they’re doing.

Fleshlights are really fucking good sex toys. They’re gorgeously designed, super stimulating, and very comfortable to use.

The Fleshlight Pink Lady Stamina Training Unit wasn’t the first stroker my husband tried. But it was the one that converted him to a full-time user. Since I got him one, he hasn’t gone back to hand stroking.

How could you look at this and not want to fuck it? (Photo by author)

The Stamina Training Unit is absolutely fantastic. It’s kind of hardcore - I got it for Mr. Austin because he has death grip and I wanted him to have something that would be up to the challenge of making him come fairly quickly. And watching him stroke off with a toy that has such a gorgeous vulva is incredibly fucking hot.

But the coolest thing about Fleshlight is that you can literally get the pussy of your dreams.

Their Fleshlight Girls series has strokers molded after some of the most popular pornstars. That means you can watch a porn scene while sliding your cock into a toy that replicates the pussy you’re seeing on screen.

Or if you prefer, you can do the same with their asses - because they molded those too.

If you’re a big fan of anal, I can’t think of a better way to stroke off than with your favorite pornstar’s asshole.

A Brand New Way to Come

If you really want to take your jerking off to the next level this month, you could also try the Arcwave Ion.

I don’t know if this is better than stroker or just different. It’s hard to say because it’s so unique.

Super high-tech wanking (photo by author)

It has a stretchy, ribbed stroker sleeve on it. So you can enjoy some of the more familiar stroking action.

But it also has a spot designed to deliver intense pulsing stimulation to your frenulum. And that’s going to be a much less familiar sensation.

Using a stroker can help you come better than you do with your hand. It can make you come harder. Or it can just give you a more pleasant journey to that orgasm.

The Ion, though, is going to give you a completely different type of orgasm.

If you want a brand new way to come or you’re curious to find out what kinds of sensations your cock can experience, this is the best way to explore it.

Hot MILFs and Cute Sweethearts

MILFs are hot as hell. That’s not like a big secret or anything.

But do you know what’s even hotter?

MILFs in experience gap scenarios.

That’s the really good stuff right there. When a porn scene pairs a hot stepmom with a younger, slightly more innocent girl, you know you’re in for some extreme arousal.

And that’s why Mommy’s Girl is such a great site to jerk off to.

Image from Mommy’s Girl’s “Parent-Teacher Secret”

It’s an all-girl porn series that focuses on that dynamic. There are stepmoms introducing younger ladies to the sexy stuff. Or punishing their naughty stepdaughters. And pretty much any other scenario you can imagine when you cast a hot MILF and a cute sweetheart.

Honestly, why the fuck would anyone decide to go No Fap when there are hundreds of Mommy’s Girl scenes? It just doesn’t make any sense.

Be Her Stepdaddy

One way to make your jerk off sessions feel really immersive is to add some POV porn to them.

I know some people don’t care for POV scenes because a lot of them have cheap production quality or whatever. But they can be a lot of fun and pleasuring yourself to them is a great way to lose yourself in whatever fantasy is playing out on the screen.

My Pervy Family is one of my favorite sites for that kind of thing.

Image from My Pervy Family’s “Sneaky Gym Sex With Step Sis!”

Technically, it’s not 100% POV content. It’s really a fauxcest site first and foremost. But the majority of their scenes are shot from the male POV and they do that really fucking well.

The production quality is great. The scenes are playful, the roleplay is extremely hot, and the girls are cute as hell.

If your idea of a good wank involves fantasizing that you’re the stepdad, stepbrother, or occasionally the stepson, this is the right site for indulging those fantasies.

Girl-on-Girl Action With Some Dick

Joining Adult Time was one of the best things I’ve ever done.

It’s a massive porn site with so many amazing, high-quality scenes, series, and features.

And it also gave me access to lots of super hot trans series.

If I had to pick a favorite, it would be Transfixed. The scenes are incredibly well shot. The scenarios are creative. And all of them feature trans girls and cis girls fucking.

They have a little bit of everything.

There are scenes based on Alice in Wonderland, Little Red Riding Hood, and Snow White.

There are scenes with secretaries, models, and bad girls.

And no matter what, you get scenes with hot girls being very, very good to each other.

If you prefer jerking off to lesbian porn that has some dick, you’ve got to check it out.

Get Your Nasty On

Beating off to Evil Angel is the exact opposite of what the No Nut November proponents want you to do.

Because it’s not just porn. Evil Angel is where the really filthy stuff is.

It’s the site where the anal is really hardcore, the blowjobs are extra deep and sloppy, and the groupsex is super intense.

It’s where the performers prove you can fit quite a lot in your ass and that gaping is a skill you can develop.

It’s a place where porn creators like Proxy Paige and Purple Bitch prove that dirty girls can be just as pervy as the boys.

Image from Evil Angel’s “Psychotic Anal Power Exchange”

And none of that is a bad thing at all.

Yeah, it’s kind of extreme. Yes, it’s filthy as fuck. But sometimes that’s exactly what your dirty little heart wants. So, why deprive it?

If you want to make your November wanks so dirty they would make your October masturbation sessions blush, then you should absolutely stroke off to Evil Angel scenes that make double penetration seem basic.

Don’t Deprive Yourself

I’m not surprised that the idea of No Nut November has taken off. People love a challenge.

But depriving yourself of pleasure just isn’t any fun. It sucks some of the joy out of a month that’s already so-so to begin with.

If I was going to challenge myself, it would be to see how much pleasure I could give myself - not how long I could go without it.

So, fuck No Nut November. Jerk off more. Jerk off better. Watch more porn. Be as naughty as you want to be.

You don’t need an excuse to jerk off extra hard. But if you can spend the month celebrating the joys of self-love, so much the better.

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