It's Porn Pilot Season - Here's What's New
Review of Adult Time’s Peach Cake, Accidental Gangbang, and Straight, But… Lonely
Note: This post contains nudity (you’re welcome!)
Watching a TV pilot kind of feels like having to eat your veggies.
You know it’s not going to be amazing, but you want to watch the entire series and that starts with episode one.
I’m sure there are some great pilots out there. But for the most part, they tend to be rough around the edges.
They’re filmed and produced before the creative teams behind them have nailed down their winning formula.
That’s why the first episode of Full House is a weird alternate reality where Danny Tanner isn’t played by Bob Saget. Watching it is interesting, but mostly it makes you grateful that they eventually got the casting right.
No offense dude, but no.
The Seinfeld Chronicles feels like an episode of Seinfeld, but just barely.
George and Jerry aren’t hanging out at Monk’s Cafe.
Kramer is played in a way that’s kind of creepy. Or, um, creepier.
And there’s no Elaine. Like, how is that even a show?
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In general, pilot episodes tend to feel off. The pacing isn’t smooth. The characters aren’t fleshed out. No one’s had a chance to find their groove yet.
Porn pilots are different, though.
They don’t feel thrown together. You don’t get the sense that some of the magic is missing.
For the most part, they’re just hot and exciting.
Pilots are when porn studios get to be really creative because they don’t have to produce a few dozen scenes. They’re just throwing a bunch of sexy spaghetti at the wall and seeing what their subscribers are into.
I don’t know if there’s an actual porn pilot season. Probably not. But I’ve been noticing a lot of them lately and I’m happy whenever I see a new one.
So, I decided to watch three new Adult Time pilots to see what kind of porn they’ve been testing out.
Peach Cake
Of all the recent Adult Time pilots, Peach Cake seemed like the most straightforward one.
The name is great. And it seems to be related to thick butts and doing stuff to thick butts.
Other than that, the concept seems to revolve around using less scripting and creating a gonzo vibe. The director asks the performers questions, so before you see them fucking you get to hear about butts, anal orgasms, and the scene they’re about to shoot.
A little conversation. A lot of butt. That’s a winning combination.
What makes it really stand out, though, is how amazing the scene looks.
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I have no idea if this is part of the whole series concept or just a one-time thing, but the pink and purple color scheme is just beautiful. And the way it’s all shot against a dark background just makes it really fun to watch.
For the first half hour, we get to see Siri Dahl and April Olsen feeling each other up, playfully messing around, and engaging in threeway dirty talk with the director (Bree Mills).
And of course, fingering and eating each other’s asses.
All of that is hot enough, but I have to admit I got especially excited at the halfway mark. That’s when Chris Damned joins them, and I’m always happy when a tattooed guy shows up in an anal scene.
They blow him for a while, but even those shots are filmed mostly from behind. Because this is a pilot that takes butts very seriously.
So seriously that it goes right to more ass action. When April climbs on him for some reverse cowgirl, she eases her ass on his cock instead of her pussy.
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It’s so much better than your run of the mill anal threesome scene. It has plenty of hot and casual dirty talk. There’s a candid feel to it - like they’re not just in a scene, they’re also genuinely having fun. And even though the focus is on anal action, there’s plenty of clit stimulation too - including with a purple wand.
There’s a lot of talk about anal orgasms in this one, and that’s really what the scene is all about. This is the kind of anal action that would make anyone come hard.
It’s such a simple concept, but I want more of it. Especially if they keep that purple color scheme going.
Accidental Gangbang
I don’t tend to watch a lot of gangbang porn, but this one intrigued me.
Not just because I had to find out what an accidental gangbang was, but because it’s supposed to be a story-based series.
Gangbang porn with a storyline isn’t unheard of. But usually the plot is as basic as it gets. There’s a girl and she’s getting fucked by a bunch of guys - don’t ask why, just enjoy watching them fill her holes.
And instead of dropping a single scene, Adult Time dropped three pilot episodes of Accidental Gangbang at once. All gangbangs. All accidental, presumably. But one is an all-girl scene, another is a trans gangbang, and the other is a boy-girl scene - or, a boys-girl scene, I should say.
Maybe it’s kind of basic of me, but I went with the first one I saw and that was the boys-girl scene.
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It’s called “Booty Call Send-All” and it starts off very non-gangbang-y. For a good ten minutes or so, there are only two performers on screen.
It opens with a horny Keira Croft texting Codey Steele to let him know she wants his dick.
That’s an excellent choice. If he was in my contact list and I was at least a hundred times braver than I am, he would definitely be on my booty call speed dial.
What Keira doesn’t realize, though, is that she accidentally sent that text to every fit muscly guy she knows.
Codey shows up first and they get down to business. The action is so hot that I’m already forgetting that I’m supposed to be watching a group scene.
He’s enthusiastic, which is a big turn-on. He spends a good amount of time pleasuring her, which is fantastic. And I love the way he smiles every time he makes her lose it - like he’s proud of how good he is at eating pussy.
Like I said, total booty call material.
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And she’s already wearing a buttplug, which is very promising.
About ten minutes into the scene, Donny Sins pops in and seems quite confused to see Cody dick-deep in the girl who hit him up.
They quickly figure out what happened - it’s just your classic casual sex mixup.
After a brief discussion, Cody suggests letting Donny join in and they all quickly agree that this is the best option.
And I know that’s not meant to be one of the sexy parts of the video. It’s meant to be funny and a little goofy. But honestly, it’s really hot to see guys being so secure about fucking together.
Keira says, “I can always use more cock” and just like that, the doggystyle fucking turns into a spitroast.
She’s getting a good fuck and moaning with dick in her mouth when John Strong shows up. Then Air Thugger walks in right behind him, holding a bouquet of flowers - because having casual sex doesn’t mean you can’t be sweet.
She shrugs and invites them to plow her too, so now we’re officially in gangbang territory. But there’s even more - Oliver Davis and Clarke Kent show up next.
I was half-expecting more dudes to pop in, but that’s the whole gang that’s going to bang. Six guys and a girl with three holes all finding different ways to make it work.
And there’s no better way for her to make it work than by going airtight - double penetration with a cock in her mouth.
So now I know what an accidental gangbang is. And I’ve got to say, I’m here for it.
There’s a part of me that wishes the scene had only featured Keira and Codey because that was a seriously hot way to kick it off. And I’m not normally a huge fan of gangbang scenes. But this just so happens to be the kind of gangbang action I love.
The accidental booty call premise made the scene really playful.
There was a lot of dirty talk and playful humiliation, which makes me wet without fail.
And even though it was six guys on one girl, it never actually felt degrading. The blowbang, the double penetration, the airtight action - all of it looked like it would be really fucking fun. Complicated, sure - but fun.
It ended with a massive facial and that was just way too much come for my taste. But I guess that’s what happens when you get six dicks on one set.
After seeing this one, I’m glad there are two more Accidental Gangbang scenes I can check out. And if they’re all this fun, I really wouldn’t mind seeing more gangbangs showing up on the front page.
Straight, But… Lonely
I was intrigued by the title for Straight, But… Lonely because I do enjoy a bit of straight girl seduction.
Partly, that’s because I find any kind of seduction really arousing. And the more difficult it is to win someone over, the more powerful that seduction seems.
But also because I could’ve used some of that back in the day. I thought I was straight and I wish someone had really put the moves on me and shown me that I wasn’t.
It never happened. But hey, a girl can dream.
Or even better, live vicariously through porn.
This scene opens with Kali Roses talking about her first sexual experience with a woman.
It started with her being in a long-distance relationship that turned into an open relationship. She struggled because she couldn’t bring herself to be with another guy.
She went to Violet Myers for advice and, well, she convinced her to try something different - some lady-on-lady action.
Kali’s down. Like, way down. She ends up begging Violet to help her out - in a very hands-on and tongues-on way.
The setup is quick, it’s a bit cheesy, and the dialog is overacted.
But there are two pretty girls with soft-looking thighs and squeezable butts about to fuck - and one of them has multiple tattoos. So I’m not clicking away.
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Like a lot of straight seduction scenes, this one is slow, sweet, and sensual. Violet goes first, takes the lead, and talks Kali through it. She spends some time kissing her, playing with her tits, and making her comfortable.
That’s one of my favorite things about this scene. Not just watching cute girls fucking, but the experience gap. It’s subtle. They don’t play it up too much. But watching Violet guide and teach Kali makes it hotter than it would be if we were just watching them eat each other out.
Violet’s lesbian lessons are also surprisingly thorough. She doesn’t just introduce Kali to playing with tits and eating pussy. She also uses her big boobs to treat her to some dovefucking - stimulating her by rubbing her nipples against her pussy.
That move is rare enough that I felt the need to define it. But it makes an unexpected appearance in this first-time lesbian scene.
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It’s a good, simple scene that ends with 69ing and scissoring so you know both girls get to have a great time.
My only real complaint is how quick and easy the seduction was. Maybe this makes me sound like a creep, but Kali got really into it way too quickly. I would’ve preferred seeing a little more reluctance - to get the sense that she wouldn’t have gone through if it wasn’t for the fact that she was so tempted.
Either way, it would’ve led to the same thing - hot girl-on-girl experience gap sex. And that’s definitely worth watching, no matter how we get there.
Give Us More Hot Porn, Please
Dipping into Adult Time’s porn pilots was really fucking fun. There are so many hot scenes to sample and I love seeing them test out ideas.
Not every porn pilot is a hit and I get why some of them are just one-and-done.
In some cases, it’s too niche to find a good audience. Or it’s a novelty concept that’s fun to see once but you don’t necessarily need to see it again. And sometimes a series sounds great on paper but the execution isn’t quite right.
But these ones work and I really hope to see more of them.
Straight, But… Lonely is solid. A little uneven, but the fucking was good and I’m sure they could do a lot of great things with the premise.
I’m down for more Accidental Gangbang too. It made six guys teaming up on one girl feel more playful and fun than sleazy and degrading, which I’m sure isn’t all that easy to do.
Not that there’s anything wrong with sleazy and degrading gangbangs. If that’s your jam, have at it. But if this one turns into a full series, I’ll always know where to look when I want to see a whole bunch of sexually secure people teaming up to show one lady the time of her life.
And I’ll honestly be a little surprised if we don’t see more Peach Cake in the future. Soft butts, unscripted anal action, and even the director gets in on the dirty talk - it’s everything you’d want out of a porn scene. And it just so happens to look gorgeous, too.
But even if none of these get picked up, that’s fine too. They can just keep throwing all that sexy spaghetti at the wall and I’ll be happy just to watch what they come up with next.
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