This Is Your Last Chance for Leap Year Sex

It only comes every four years, so make sure you come too

I love special occasion sex.

I celebrate Sexmas. I try to do something extra naughty on Valentine’s Day. I’ll get excited for some wild sex on Groundhog Day, which I celebrate privately.

But the other day I realized I’ve completely dropped the ball because I’ve never done anything sexy and special for February 29th.

It’s arguably the most special day of all because it’s the only one that doesn’t happen annually. So, I can’t skip it anymore. I’m not going to pass up my opportunity to celebrate with some fun sex.

The tricky part, though, is figuring out exactly how to have leap year sex that’s on theme.

Christmas sex is easy, as long as you keep that candy cane where it belongs. Just get twinkle lights, naughty gifts, and a horny Mrs. Claus costume and you’ve got yourself a memorable night.

Valentine’s Day practically hands you the special sex all wrapped up in a bow.

Halloween’s easy, too. Just dress in a slutty version of whatever the hell your partner fantasizes about and make their dreams come true (and if they fantasize about fucking Mrs. Claus, that will keep your costume budget very manageable).

And Groundhog Day is obvious. You just pound away until you’re so delirious you can’t see your own shadow anymore.

But I think I finally have leap year sex figured out. Here are a few ideas for making this February 29th as playful and naughty as it deserves to be.

Do It Froggy Style

I love the froggy style position . It’s basically like doggy style, except that you fold your arms and lie your head down on them, like you were taking a sexy nap (while getting plowed).

It’s a nice way to give your joints and muscles a break without stopping any of the action. It’s also the perfect position for your special occasion because it’s also called the leap frog position.

You can see how I got there, right? Leap year. Leap frog. I hope that’s not too much of a jump.

(Sorry. I couldn’t resist.)

I also found a position called the Maple Leap that you could celebrate with. Essentially, you put your legs up and rest your feet on your partner’s back while they’re going down on you. This is one I’ve done numerous times without realizing it had a Canadian edge to it. Now I’ll get to feel a little more patriotic while Mr. Austin goes down on me.

Go for 29 Orgasms

That extra day is what makes the leap year so special, so why not honor it by giving yourself or your partner 29 orgasms?

I’ll admit that’s pretty fucking tall order. Coming 29 times is intimidating, even for an orgasmic Energizer Bunny like myself.

Even if you don’t hit that number, you’ll at least have a wild time trying. And when you both wake up sore as hell on March 1st, you can give each other high fives for doing such a good job and feel grateful that it’s a Sunday and you can spend the morning in bed recovering.

Try Whatever and Forget the Shame

Do you have a kinky fantasy that makes you feel so embarrassed you have trouble admitting it to your partner? Does it make you blush with shame just to think about it? Is it so dirty you’re not even sure you’d actually enjoy it?

Today’s the perfect day to try it out.

If it all goes terribly bad and you feel silly - or if it all goes well and you feel ashamed of your nastier side - at least you’ll only be reminded of it every four years when your phone brings up your memories for that day (because of course you’re going to take pictures!)

Switch Who Initiates

There’s a tradition where women propose to men on leap year day.

Instead of committing hardcore, you can do a play on this by reversing who initiates sex.

If it’s normally your partner who gets things going, take on that role yourself. Strut past them, slap their ass, and growl “You’re mine tonight.” Push them down on the bed and tell them to undress. Get on top and fuck them until they cry mercy.

And if you’re usually the one who initiates, it can be your turn to just flutter your eyelashes at your partner, hoping they take the hint and ravish you.

Give Your Partner That One Thing

If you and your partner are like most couples, there’s that one thing they really want to do but that you’re not all that into.

Since it only comes every four years, you can start a tradition of giving them that thing you’re so “meh” about on the 29th. It will make their year and it’s minimal commitment for you.

It could be some acrobatic sex position that makes your calves sore and doesn’t even hit your G-spot. Maybe it’s letting him call you mommy while you fuck. Or it could just be some good old-fashioned titty fucking.

By making this a new tradition, you get the satisfaction of doing a good deed and giving your partner something they crave while having the comfort of knowing that you won’t have to sit there pressing your oiled-up tits together for another four years.

Just Have Fun

Okay, I’ll admit it. Some of these are kind of a stretch.

There are no sex positions designed specifically for celebrating leap year. Switching who initiates might be fun but it could make your dynamic a little awkward. And you don’t need an excuse to have that kinky sex you’ve been secretly dreaming about (go ahead, live a little).

But I am serious about the fact that you should consider fucking and making it fun and playful. You only have so many leap years during your sexually active lifetime.

So, treat it like the special occasion it is and don’t go to bed unless you’ve had an orgasm - even if you don’t go for 28 more.

If you liked this article, you should totally check out the Reading Barely Legal in 2024 (Porno Mags, Smooth Pussy, and X-Rated Piracy) episode of my dirty and intimate sex podcast, Pillow Talk With Emma Austin!