These Horny Sexbots Are Out of Control! (D.O.L.L.S. Review)

My review of D.O.L.L.S. by Transfixed

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My sexual fantasies have got me in a bit of a bind.

Like, part of me really hopes I live long enough to have my very own personal sex robot.

Messing around with torso dolls is a blast, but this would take it up a few levels.

A sexbot could move itself around, so I wouldn’t have to lift and carry a heavy silicone cutie just to have my way with it.

Instead of just playing with an artificial pillow princess, I could have one that plays with me too.

And it could talk dirty, which would be so damn fun. My poor dolls don’t have mouths, so I can’t even pretend they’re whispering sweet nothings at me.

Forget about jetpacks and flying cars - bring on the sexy sci-fi future instead. I’m ready for it.

Well, in theory anyway.

See, the thing is I’m a late adopter. As much as I’d like to get fucked senseless by a robot with nice hips, I just don’t trust technology.

Like, self-driving cars sounded pretty cool. But I’ve also seen videos of Teslas veering into traffic and read about them catching on fire, so I’m fine with keeping my hands on the steering wheel. And I’m not in a rush to find out what happens if your sexdroid malfunctions while it’s on top of you.

Plus, any machine that can strap me down, grope me good, and pound me like a piston also has all the abilities it needs to end me. If I owned one, I’d have to sleep with one eye open.

So I’ll just say no to the sex robots once they hit the market. It’s not worth the risk.

But watching D.O.L.L.S. almost convinced me it would be.

Who Knew Science Was So Sexy

D.O.L.L.S. is a hardcore sex comedy about three scientists (played by Avery Jane, Siri Dahl, and Leana Lovings) who have been hard at work designing perfect robot companions.

Together they’ve created three prototype Trandroids (played by Khloe Kay, Eva Maxim, and Zariah Aura), each with a different look and unique programming.

Leana worked hard to fine-tuned Eva’s personality so it lines up with her extensive consumer research.

Avery took a more practical approach, adding useful bells and whistles to Zariah - like a fondue feature.

And Siri went in a completely different direction, giving Khloe the personality of a cat. She’s a two-in-one deal - part human, part pet.

They’re all ready for testing, quality assurance, and whatever else has to happen before they’re packaged and shipped off to fondue lovers like me.

Except for one thing. The investors have decided that the robots should also be able to fuck. Yep, all those business degrees and it took them this long to realize that anyone who buys a human catgirl robot will 100% want to have sex with it.

Now it’s up to these three brilliant and attractive scientists to make it happen - in one day, no less.

Luckily, the lab is equipped with some kind of lightray machine that instantly transforms the Trandroid’s bodies. With one quick scan, their smooth and sexless Barbie bods are outfitted with tits and dicks.

There’s only one problem. These tall hotties with mechanical bodies can fuck, but they short circuit every time they come.

See, I was right - robot sex is risky!

But there’s a deadline and investors never really care much about putting people in danger anyway, so they decide to install a patch and fix the problem later.

That’s when the real trouble starts, though. Because it turns out their sneaky lab assistant (Bree Mills) has been tampering with the Trandroids’ brain serum. So when they boot up, these robo ladies aren’t just sexed up and ready to roll - they’re ridiculously horny and all scamper off to satisfy their intense urges.

There’s only one solution to this big problem - deactivate the Trandroids and recalibrate their programming before the investors see them in action. And it just so happens that the easiest way to shut them down is to make them come.

The plan is off to a quick start when Avery finds Zariah sucking off Khloe on a desk.

Technically, she could just wait until the Trandroids finish each other off. But the best science is hands-on, so she decides to speed things up by throwing off her labcoat, getting on her knees, and blowing them as eagerly as she can.

She’s got a bit of a playful blowjob style - very horny with a touch of silliness. That’s something I always appreciate, but it also fits really well with the tone of a movie like this.

But even an ultra enthusiastic blowjob has to end at some point, so she activates the Trandroids’ Spitroast Mode and has them take over. Besides, that’s part of the appeal of fucking a robot - you never have to do all the work.

And this is where we get to see just how well-programmed these full-sized fuckdolls are. Not only are they fully obedient. Not only will they fuck you at both ends on command. But turns they’ll also move the furniture around so they can do you at a better angle.

They don’t immediately launch into the double dicking, either. They work her nicely first, going down on her, playing with her tits, and loving up on her real good.

It’s a nice touch - exactly the kind of experience I’d want if I drained my bank account to buy two whole sexbots for myself.

Speaking of drained, after getting fucked nice and proper Avery is ready to get back to business - and back on her knees. With some more stroking, blowing, and gagging, she makes both of the robot ladies come.

But even after covering her tits and filling her mouth, the two Trandroids are somehow still online and horned up.

That’s a mystery that won’t be solved right away, though. Because Leana stumbled on her Trandroid Eva, who’s on her hands and knees getting fucked by a sex machine they happen to have in the lab for some reason.

Since she’s deeply devoted to scientific investigation, Leana is excited by the opportunity to observe the Trandroid do her thing.

At first, she very professional inspects the depth and girth of the penetration. But again, this is a lab where they do hands-on science. So she quickly strips down to her cute little plaid skirt, pulls up a chair, spreads her legs, and decides to test out Eva’s tongue dexterity.

And one thing this movie has taught me is that spitroasting is a really big part of the scientific method, because the next step in Leana’s observations is to get on all fours so she can get fucked by the sex machine while bobbing on Eva’s cock with absolute gusto.

If you’re observant and not too distracted by the adorable hottie getting it from both ends, this is where you’ll notice that the lab actually has two sex machines.

Which is really fortunate, because the next phase of the experiment is apparently for them to lie side by side and have one machine fuck Eva’s ass while the other one fills Leana’s pussy.

It’s sex machine mutual masturbation, basically. Which combines two things I find incredibly arousing but that you almost never see. And that’s too bad, because this scene proves that it’s definitely worth watching.

Like every good mutual masturbation session, it ends with some very satisfying orgasms.

And even though Eva looks like she could use a good nap after coming all over her own stomach, she doesn’t go offline as predicted.

That’s not going to stop Siri from giving it a shot, though.

Elsewhere in this apparently very large laboratory, she stumbles onto Khloe who is looking pretty in purple and stroking herself off. Apparently these Trandroids can go like Energizer bunnies, because she’s all horned up even though she came all over Avery’s tits just a couple of scenes ago.

It doesn’t take long before Siri decides to get on her knees and lend her creation a helping mouth.

She gives head lovingly. She’s not just trying to make her Trandroid come - she’s admiring and worshiping her.

And if that’s not hot, I don’t know what is.

Well actually, I do. Because Siri goes straight from giving head to getting her ass fucked - complete with an incredible view of her thick thighs.

I’m always surprised whenever someone decides to skip the pussy and go right for the gold. Though in this case, it’s a pretty smart strategy. There’s a deadline approaching and giving up your ass has got to be the fastest way to deactivate a horned up sexbot.

Sure enough, it works. With just a few minutes of good old fashioned assbanging, Khloe is ready to pull out and fill Siri’s very inviting mouth.

And surprise surprise, Khloe is still fully functional.

It’s time for Plan B.

Making the Trandroids come isn’t turning them off - believe me, they’re all still extremely turned on. So Siri decides to get all the Trandroids together, make them all come, and have Leana deactivate them immediately post-orgasm.

And look, I’m not going to break down the play by play here. I feel like I’d need four hands just to type out the details of this sci-fi bangfest.

But I’m sure you can sort of guess what happens. It’s Siri, Eva, Khloe, and Zariah all fucking each other in different combinations.

Sometimes they pair off for some hardcore parallel play. Sometimes it turns into an all-girl gangbang. But no matter what, it’s a whole lot of fucking, sucking, licking, and moaning.

And it’s all happening while Avery and Leana slowly walk around them, observing closely and jotting down notes on the scientifically significant orgy that’s happening right in front of them.

There’s some impressive camera work and positioning, too. With four girls fucking and two Peeping Janes watching, there’s a lot going on. But somehow the crew keeps finding ways to show all of it at once.

It all comes to an end with a series of cumshots and all three Trandroids finally powering down after really putting everyone through their paces.

Now these well-fucked scientists will finally be able to reprogram these super sexy femdroids and turn down their lust dials.

Though I don’t know why they’d still want to. These robogirls seem pretty damn great just the way they are.

The Future Is Fembots

I had very high hopes for D.O.L.L.S.

As soon as I saw the promo photo, I thought it looked like it would very much be my jam.

And it didn’t disappoint one bit. I absolutely love this movie.

It’s genuinely funny. It’s cool and campy. And there’s a ton of fembot sex, which just so happens to be a bit of a personal kink.

I wish they had done more with the fact that one of the Trandroids was programmed to have the personality of a cat. We did get a little meow out of her, but some extended pet play would’ve been a really interesting touch.

We also didn’t get to see the fondue feature in action. But maybe that’s for the best.

The final sex scene was big, but I kind of expected it to be even bigger.

I mean, we’ve got three cute scientists and the three hot Trandroids they created. So, I assumed it would culminate in one big free for all.

But honestly, it’s all good. Even a four-girl fuckfest is a lot for me - I never know where to focus my attention. As much as I like the idea of these six attractive women all doing a group project in human anatomy, actually seeing it might have short circuited my brain.

I really hate to nitpick like this, though. Because this really is a great porn film.

It made me laugh multiple times. It turned me on. The lighting and the sets are nice and the fucking’s even better.

And it definitely made me want a sexbot - maybe two, so I can try out the spitroast feature. I still don’t think it would be the safest thing in the world. But if it’s anything like this, I’d have one hell of a time before the malfunctions kick in.

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