Hot, Intense Machine Sex - But Make It Cute (Hismith Premium Sex Machine Review)

My review of the Hismith Premium Sex Machine

I guess you could say I’ve got a bit of a robot kink.

That’s something I realized the first time I watched Austin Powers.

That movie introduced me to the concept of femmebots - seductive lady robots designed to fulfill your every sexual whim. I wasn’t even sure what they could do. I just knew it would be incredible.

I had to return the movie soon after, but the fantasy stayed with me. So when I found out about machine sex, I already knew it would be my jam.

And boy was I right.

Sturdy looking machines with silicone cocks so big they drooped under their own weight. Long metallic poles that pumped like pistons. Smooth, perfect thrusts that could go from zero to holy fuck with the turn of a dial.

On the receiving end, there was always some lucky lady who was getting the fuck of her life.

Usually she was tied down in some way. It was almost always someone else controlling the machine, which made it look way more fun than it already did.

I wanted to experience it so badly.

It was no femmebot, sure. But it was way more attainable. A ladybot is the kind of sci-fi sex fantasy you can only dream of. A sex machine, that’s more like buying a small appliance that can fuck you.

And the thing with me is, I strongly prefer my appliances to be cute.

When I got myself a mini fridge, I went out of my way to find one with a beautiful classic mint color.

If I can’t get something in a bright shade, I’ll put as many coats of purple and pink paint on it as I need to make it adorable.

I even painted the blades of my ceiling fan so I could see a rainbow every time I look up.

So when I found a sex machine that wasn’t all black and chrome, I just had to get it.

Getting Banged Good and Proper

The Hismith Premium Sex Machine comes in red, gold, purple, and blue.

Oh, and your standard black paint job if you’re into that sort of thing.

I went with blue because I knew it would match the bubblegum and teal color scheme I love. And I have absolutely zero regrets. As soon as I pulled the machine out of its carrying case, I was really into its shiny sky blue frame.

Okay, enough about the color. I could rave about how great this thing looks for a long time. But it’s more than just a pretty fucktoy - it’s got substance, too.

It’s somewhat compact, which I found a bit surprising. That makes it easy to carry and store, but I kind of expected it to be bigger.

The size really isn’t an issue, though. Because the legs are adjustable, it can still reach a decent height.

More importantly, you can slide the legs up or down to modify the angle of penetration. As someone who started off with a tabletop sex machine, that’s huge. Getting the dildo to line up right was my biggest struggle with that thing, and the legs on the Hismith Premium fixes that problem very nicely.

It’s nice and powerful, too. Apparently it can go up to 250 strokes a minute. And even though I kind of want to know what that feels like, I don’t think I could take that kind of pounding and live to tell the tale.

The thrusting depth is adjustable, too. From a romantic 1.2 inch stroke to 6 inches of pumping to really get you over the finish line.

There are three ways to control it, which is pretty convenient.

You can use the Hismith app if you want to make really precise adjustments. There’s also a remote, which I appreciate because I sometimes lose track of my phone when I’m getting fucked.

Then there’s the classic dial. I’m really glad they kept it because it adds to the mechanical aesthetic. And seeing your partner twist the dial makes the machine feel even more overpowering.

There were about a dozen different ways I wanted to play with my new machine. I really couldn’t decide where to start.

So, I got Mr. Austin to help me out.

I knew if I put him in charge of getting me off, I’d have an amazing time and I wouldn’t have to actually make a single choice. Definitely a win win for me.

We kept it simple. I laid down on our sturdy and comfortable massage table in a dress and stockings, no underwear. Mr. Austin set the machine at the edge, with the attached dildo pointed at me like it was ready for action.

He slipped a blindfold over my eyes. I felt his fingers stroking my cheek while he adjusted the fit, which gave me an intense rush of arousal. I was practically squirming already, desperate for him to touch me again.

I didn’t have to wait long. Because he was taking his time and patiently getting me ready, and I could feel his hands at every step.

When he slipped the cuffs over wrists.

When he gently massaged my tits and played with my nipples before attaching vibrating nipple clamps to them.

And when he ran his fingers along my thighs, making me breathe so deeply and getting really impatient for him to pleasure my pussy.

I heard him messing with the machine for a moment, adjusting the angle until it was just right. He asked me if I was ready. After giving him a quick nod, I heard the whirring sound the machine makes when it starts pumping.

That soft mechanical noise instantly aroused me. But it wasn’t nearly as arousing as feeling the attached dildo sliding into me.

Mr. Austin was starting me off with a slow and gentle fuck. It felt great already, but it’s the anticipation that was really turning me on. Just knowing how much more intense it would get was making me hot all over.

He turned up the dial slightly, and moments later I was in submissive heaven. Blindfolded and cuffed. Nipples pinched and stimulated. His fingers rubbing my clit while he gives me little words of encouragement. All while my new sex machine was fucking me at good and steady pace.

It’s the kind of thing I wish I could experience for hours and hours - if only my body could actually take it for that long.

After a couple of quick orgasms, he pulled his fingers away and started going down on me.

That’s one of my biggest MFM fantasies - to have one guy pumping his cock into me while another licks my pussy. Roleplaying it like this made me come so hard I had to push Mr. Austin’s head away with my bundled wrists because I just couldn’t take any more.

“Are you ready to be a really good girl for me?” he asked, and I knew exactly what he meant.

“Yes,” I answered quickly and eagerly. “Please,” I added so he knew not to go too easy on me.

He touched my cheek and turned my head to the side. His thumb grazed my lower lip and gently guided my mouth open. Then I felt the head of his cock against my tongue.

“You look so hot taking two cocks.” Hearing those words made me wish he’d fuck my mouth harder. But he kept it slow, pumping in and out at a deliberate pace.

The machine wasn’t so gentle, though.

He turned the dial up until the robocock was fucking me hard and fast. So fast I couldn’t stop moaning loudly - well, as loud as I could with a dick between my lips.

“That’s a good girl,” he said before turning it up again. “I know you can take even more.”

I wanted him to be right. But when he reached down and rubbed my clit, it was just too much.

Getting fucked harder than anyone’s ever fucked me. The sound of the machine making it feel even more intense. All those amazing sensations mixing with the pleasure his fingers were giving me.

Having his cock in my mouth was the icing on that incredibly pleasurable cake - the thing that turned this amazing fuck into something so arousing I could barely hold back.

I wanted to take it all in and fully appreciate the moment, but it was already too late. Getting double dicked and rubbed made me come almost immediately. It threw me into a long, twitchy, shaky orgasm that made me lose my senses.

I don’t know if the orgasm actually lasted for minutes. Probably not. But it sure felt like it did.

And it left me feeling like my mind had literally been blown. I had been fucked so well that all I could do was lie there, fully blissed out, waiting to come back to reality.

Nothing but pure satisfaction. No thoughts in my head except one.

“When do I get to fuck this machine again?”

The Perfect Threesome Buddy

It’s always a bit of a risk when I try a toy just because it’s cute.

But this time it definitely paid off.

The Hismith Premium Sex Machine is exactly what I needed it to be. The angles are very customizable. It’s quick and easy to adjust. The controls are really intuitive.

It can give me the exact kind of thrusting I want without having to fuss around with it too much. Which is big for me, because I’m honestly kind of impatient. I love to be teased, but I don’t want to be frustrated. So having a sex machine that will do what I need it to right when I want it is a big plus for me.

This is the kind of toy every girl with a machine kink needs.

It’s also perfect for roleplaying all sorts of threesome fantasies.

And it’s just plain great for anyone who likes to get fucked - and get fucked really well.

This is one powerful little machine. It’s fast and strong. It’s super convenient. The fact that it’s so cute is just a really nice bonus.

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