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Review of Adult Time’s Grinders
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Maybe you remember it differently, but to me the mid-90s to mid-2000s was a very sexy decade.
It felt like every other movie I’d rent would have some steamy action in it.
I watched Cruel Intentions so often I could practically recite the dialog. The scene where Sarah Michelle Gellar kisses Selma Blair looped through my head whenever I had trouble sleeping - and it didn’t help.
Erotic thrillers were still big, and they gave me the right mix of suspense and sexual tension. I’d spend the entire runtime either on the edge of my seat or squirming in it — and loved every minute of it.
Hell, even the first Austin Powers movie was part of my sexual awakening. It really was a great time to be alive.
But I wasn’t just alive - I was alive at a very specific part of my life. I turned seventeen on the first day of 2004. Everything felt emotionally intense and sex seemed like the most important thing in the world.
I craved the attention of guys more than anything else, even though I got really nervous when they gave it to me.
I had lots of strong and confusing feelings about girls, too. Feelings I still hadn’t worked out, no matter how often I watched that Cruel Intentions kissing scene.
And I was also stuck in a Canadian city so small it felt more like a town. There wasn’t much to do except getting high, trying to get laid, wandering around the mall until it was getting dark, and spending hours skateboarding.
Or in my case, watching the skaters. The slim guys practicing kickflips with their shirts off. The girls looking cute as can be in their plaid shirts and Vans shoes. And me, pretending I wasn’t staring at them.
And all of that is why I couldn’t wait to watch Grinders. It’s a porn film set right in the middle of that sexy decade - the cusp of the year 2000. And it follows the sexcapades of a group of hot skaters.
If there was a Venn diagram of things that turn me on, that’s more or less what it would look like. So, it went right to the top of my watchlist. And after seeing it, I can say that it absolutely earned that spot.
Super Sleazy Daddy
I didn’t see any of this coming.
The first scene of Grinders had so many moments that genuinely surprised me, I’m not sure I’ll ever be able to forget it.
But before we get to that part, there’s some storyline to work through.
The movie stars Lucky Fate as a skater who’s passionate about two things. One is his art, which he expresses through his sketchpad and graffiti. The other is Morgan (played by Maya Woulfe), his crush who moved to Austin to attend college and move on to bigger and better things.
Lucky skates across town, gets hassled by the cops, hangs out with Morgan for a bit, and sneaks into his dad’s garage to steal a few spray paint cans.
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Enter Lucky’s dad, played by Tommy Pistol.
When Tommy Pistol is in a porn scene, you know it’s going to be good. It will always be entertaining. It might be funny. Maybe it’ll even get weird.
And you can tell this one is going in that direction the moment he walks into frame. He plays a sleazy mechanic with the look to match - jeans and belt undone, long hair with male pattern baldness, and the gravelly voice of a guy who smokes as often as he breathes.
There’s some major tension between Lucky and his dad. Tommy’s not just disappointed in his son, he looks like he’s ready to throw a punch at him.
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But there’s no tension between Tommy and his girlfriend (Vicki Chase). In fact, he’s about to fuck her so he can forget all about his troubles.
Tommy’s wig and gritty vocals make him seem older than he is, which gives the scene an age gap feel.
But more than anything, this one’s about worship. From the moment he starts touching and undressing her, it’s non-stop praise and appreciation for her. All of her - her ass, her pussy, her feet, her smell.
That last one gets a lot of emphasis. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone take in a woman’s smell the way Tommy does in this scene.
All that worship makes the scene kind of sweet. Which almost feels like a contrast, because the way he fucks her is pretty damn filthy.
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He licks her asshole eagerly. He pinches her clit while fucking her. He fucks her feet like he discovered a new hole. He takes every opportunity to taste and smell her - and makes a big show of it.
He even gets her to sound his cock with her fingernail, which came as a complete shock to me. I never, ever expected to see her manicured nail slide into his urethra - and now I can’t unsee it.
Tommy and Vicki are a really good match. He’s intense, wild, and enthusiastically nasty. She’s sweet, giggly, and has the right kind of dirty talk to keep up with his, which can’t be easy.
The praise is hot, and I truly believe every woman needs to be worshiped like this. But it’s also ridiculously over the top. He compliments her ass and pussy like you’d expect, but so much of his dirty talk comes completely out of left field. He tells her she has hands like a sailor, that her pussy’s like Cookie Monster, and that it’s good enough to have its own opening act in Vegas - to pick just a few highlights. Tommy is a master improviser and that talent is on full display here.
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It’s definitely the sleaziest scene in the film. Actually, it might be one of the sleaziest things I’ve watched so far this year. And truth be told, it’s a bit intense for my tastes. But it’s entertaining the whole way through and the praise never stops, so I thoroughly enjoyed every moment of it.
Sexy Little Trespassers
It’s not just the lean physiques that make skaters so hot - it’s the fact that they’re bad boys. And like, the good kind of bad boys - the ones who tend to get into trouble over harmless fun.
And that’s exactly what we get in the second scene of Grinders - minor crimes and sexy shenanigans.
Lucky’s hanging out with his skater friends and they all tease him about his crush on Morgan. They only stop taunting him when he agrees to call her on a chunky flip phone.
She’s down to hang, so Robby Echo and Kim (Charlotte Sins) drive him over to pick her up.
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But they make an impromptu stop because Robby knows a place where they can go have a swim. All they have to do is hop a fence and buy into Robby’s obviously BS story about knowing the guy who owns the place.
There’s some messing around and Robby’s got that playful ADHD golden retriever energy, so it’s only a matter of time before he throws Kim in the water. Lucky and Morgan strip down to their skivvies and join them for a dip, then head off to the deck so they can towel off and have a heart to heart.
But honestly, it’s hard to care about that. Not because don’t want the best for Lucky - I do. It’s because we cut back to Kim topless and still wet from her swim, stroking Robby’s hard cock - and that feels a little more important right now.
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Before they started fucking, Robby was great at being the center of attention. But now, it’s flipped.
It’s not that you don’t want to look at Robby - you very, very much do. The man is undeniably hot and the camera never ignores that. He’s not passive, either.
It’s just that the moment Kim starts working her mouth down to his cock, it’s clear that she’s taking the lead. Even the way she blows him feels eager and horny - she wants to make him feel good, but she also wants to have a lot of fun doing it.
After slobbering on his dick, she leans back on a large and very conveniently placed rock so she can put herself on display and get him to use his tongue. His mouth is doing an impressive job, but it doesn’t last long - she’s too eager for his dick.
Can’t say I blame the girl - I’d be impatient for it too.
She’s enthusiastic as hell and her dirty talk never stops - just taking his dick and constantly telling him what to do to her.
It’s hella arousing and incredibly sexy. And I could go on and on about every little detail that makes it that way. How they kiss like there’s a real spark between them. How happy she looks when she’s taking it from behind - especially when his hand is on her throat. The fact that he picks her up and fucks her while standing - and we get a perfect closeup of her ass and pussy riding his dick in mid-air.
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But as amazing as all that is, it almost feels like foreplay for what comes next. Because if you ask me, the turning point is when he asks if she wants it in her ass - and she’s even more excited for it than he is.
She guides his cock and it slides in slowly but almost effortlessly. And it’s a good thing she can take it so well, because she doesn’t just want her ass fucked - she wants it fucked hard and deep.
And that’s exactly what we get - clear shots of his cock pounding deep into her while she keeps telling him just how much she loves it.
That would be enough for any girl - just an amazing way to spend an afternoon. But she doesn’t just want her ass fucked balls deep - she wants to do some advanced stuff. She wants acrobatic anal.
She flips herself upside down, leans her back against that big rock, and spreads her legs and her ass. Then Robby gets in position to piledrive her butt while she rubs her pussy.
It’s really impressive stuff. It looks hella uncomfortable, but also really pleasurable. They make it look so good that I almost want to throw it on my bucket list - but I know better than to even try to pull it off.
Even for professional assfuckers, it’s a tough one. So as soon as she comes, they switch to face down, ass up. And that’s the perfect way for them to finish, because it makes it easy for Robby to pull out and pump his load directly on her asshole.
There’s more conversation between Lucky and Morgan. They all get chased off the property once the owner shows up and catches them. But by that point, all I wanted to do was skip back to get more of that deep anal action.
Ending the Year With a Bang
Everything’s about to end for Lucky’s friend, Paul (Nathan Bronson).
He’s a day away from getting arrested for dealing drugs, though it’s not clear why the cops are just waiting around to bust him. It’s also New Year’s Eve so it’s the perfect opportunity for him to throw a big going away party at the warehouse he’s converted into a living space.
And it just so happens to be the last day of 1999, so maybe everything’s going to end for everyone anyway.
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So, things really suck for Paul right now. Well, except for one thing - Lilly Bell and Vanna Bardot are chilling at his place and they want to give him a going-away threesome.
The girls strip him out of his shirt and his camo pants quickly, so they can take turns sucking him off and making out with him. They know how to share, but they also encourage each other to suck more aggressively - and you just love to see that kind of teamwork.
He’s slower to undress them, but that just means we get to see more of Lilly in her super cute checker print overalls so I’m all for it.
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The threesome is meant as a treat for Paul, but the girls are still helping each other have a good time. Vanna rubs Lilly’s pussy while she’s getting banged in missionary. And she eats her out when it’s her turn to take some doggystyle dick.
It’s not just their tongues and fingers, though. Lilly and Vanna keep talking about how hot they look, how well they’re taking Paul’s cock, and wanting to taste each other on it. It’s almost like they’re just using his dick as an excuse to fuck and admire each other.
Not that Paul seems to mind - he’s still got two hot girls giving him more physical attention than most men could handle.
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The fact that they’re so into each other also means no one ever feels left out. My MFF porn pet peeve is when you get long shots with one of the girls standing by like she doesn’t have much to do except wait for her turn on the dick. But these girls connect with each other so hard neither of them ever feel sidelined.
And I know I’m supposed to watch the girls take turns riding dick - don’t worry, I totally am. You won’t catch me looking me away when Paul’s thrusting into Vanna while her face is buried in Lilly’s ass. But still, I need to talk about the set.
It doesn’t look staged in a studio. It doesn’t feel like a random bedroom that they quickly decorated. It really feels like a spacious loft. It’s roomy and every corner of it looks like it’s been prepped for a shoot. So, we get shots from every angle and the background feels right from all of them.
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It’s lit beautifully, too. Especially with all the sunlight from the massive windows. I’m sure they used all the lighting gear they had available to get it just right, but everything looks covered in natural light.
Which is a really big deal. Because sure, watching these girls double blowing an attractive guy would be great no matter how it was shot. But every single moment here feels cinematic - even the close shots of Vanna grinding her pussy against Lilly’s mouth.
And it looks just as gorgeous when they’re both lying on their backs, mouths open, waiting for Paul come on their faces. Which they do while holding hands - again, there’s some serious romance between these girls.
If the world ends that night, at least these three made the best of their last moments.
A Good Old Fashioned Rooftop Bang
I never end up on rooftops anymore. I guess it’s just something you do when you’re young and have nowhere else to be.
I can still see the appeal of them, though. You’re out in the open air, but it feels like no one can find you. There are zero distractions so you have no choice but to be completely in the moment. And if you play your cards right, that intimacy gets you laid.
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That’s where Lucky ends up, but the night starts at Paul’s Y2K, eviction, pre-arrest party.
There’s a punk band playing at the warehouse, dudes skating all around, everyone’s packed in and partying. It looks hot, sweaty, and probably smells the way a warehouse party would smell. But that doesn’t stop Lucky and Morgan from finally locking lips at the stroke of midnight.
Lucky finally got the girl. But this is a porn film, so there’s still a lot of fucking to do. So, he invites her up to the roof.
It’s just after midnight, so it’s dark out. But the skylight next to them throws a bright purple glow on them that makes it look nice and moody.
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And they get right to it, making out and running their hands over each other. Lucky takes off Morgan’s shirt and kisses her tits. She tugs his long cock out of his pants and strokes it sweetly.
This is the only scene in the entire film that’s mostly quiet. They’re present with each other, there are soft moans and heavy breathing, but for most of the scene the wind is louder than they are.
That changes a bit when Lucky finally undresses her, lies her on her back, and goes down on her. Because it’s hard not to make some noise when a skater with arm tattoos is licking your pussy.
When she climbs on top of him, we start getting more dirty talk from her. Some of it is quiet and whispered, but it really helps you feel like she’s riding some good dick.
It’s a really sweet scene overall. They’re quietly focused on each other in a way that makes it feel like the crush between them was genuine. It’s also the kind of fucking you’d get from two people who just want to be close to each other - blowjobs without gagging, spooning and doggystyle instead of positions you only see in porn, and lots of eye contact that doesn’t feel forced.
If it wasn’t for the lighting and the camera work, some of it would feel like candid footage of a real couple fucking.
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The dirty talk really picks up when Lucky’s about to come. Morgan wants him to finish where we all hope he will - deep inside her. And she rides him until that’s exactly what she gets.
Having them kiss while his load drips out of her is the perfect ending for these two lovebirds.
Except that’s not actually where the scene ends. There’s still a little more story, a bit more drama, and a triumphant finish - one that doesn’t involve a cumshot.
I won’t bother spoiling all the details, but you can probably more or less guess where it’s going. I mean, you’d have to be a real dick to creampie a girl if you’re not willing to follow her across the country.
Hot Skater Action
Grinders confirmed everything I already knew.
Skaters are sexy as hell. Bad boys and naughty girls will always get me going. And the early 2000s was a great time for horniness.
And it’s hard to believe, but Grinders might even be hotter than Austin Powers.
Even though it’s got four scenes connected through the narrative, the fucking never feels repetitive. You’ve got a little bit of everything. The romantic rooftop sex. The intense anal by the pool. The dirty threesome in the spacious loft. Tommy Pistol bringing the kind of intense energy only he can bring.
It’s shot gorgeously, in a way that often feels really natural. It does a good job creating a late 90s feel without leaning into it too hard or being cheesy about it.
Just great all the way through - with quite a few moments that I can’t wait to watch again.
If you’re already hot for skaters, you should definitely check this one out. And if you’re not, it might just convince you.
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