I Taste Tested 16 Flavored Condoms

After more than a dozen blowjobs, I’ve got a clear favorite

One of the first blowjobs I gave was with a flavored condom. But I can barely remember the taste.

I was young and dating a hot farmer boy who was a consistently good fuck.

He’d put me in whatever position he felt like and pound into me hard. He came quickly but had almost no refractory period - he’d just swap the condom and keep going.

Needless to say, he packed a lot of protection. But one day, he pulled one out that surprised me.

It was flavored. Tutti frutti, to be precise.

So I guess that was it. I was going to suck his dick for the first time.

He unrolled it over his long, slender cock and presented it to me, as if I knew what to do with it. I didn’t. Not really. But I was willing to try my best.

I put my mouth on it and took in the flavor while bobbing my head timidly. I can’t remember the taste but I do remember thinking it was sweet, kind of fun - and over way too quickly.

I guess he wanted to finish in my pussy instead of my mouth. He pulled out after a few quick seconds, swapped in an unflavored condom, and gave me one his signature hard fucks.

That was my one and only flavored condom experience.

Soon after that, I settled down for good, got married, and stopped using condoms.

But then I got into the idea of maybe someday fucking someone else. Getting another partner. Having a threesome - or a foursome. Maybe some good old fashioned couple swapping.

I don’t know exactly how it would happen - it’s all still very hypothetical. All I know is that I might want to suck someone off - and giving an unprotected blowjob just doesn’t seem worth the risk.

That’s how I found myself facing down an assortment of flavored condoms - sixteen different flavors from three different brands. I was curious to know if the flavors were any good and what it would be like to suck on a protected cock.

With the help of my husband’s trusty dick, I tasted each of them the way they were meant to be enjoyed. These are all the ones I licked and sucked, ranked from my least favorite to the tastiest of the bunch.

16. ONE Island Punch

This was the first one I tried, but it ended up last on my list.

I didn’t have the highest hopes for it. Even though I enjoyed the few seconds of tutti frutti taste I got all those years ago, I’m not usually a big fan of vague blends of artificial fruit flavors.

But it’s not the taste that underwhelmed me. It’s the fact that it didn’t actually have a taste. It was more like a fruity scent.

It had a pretty good aroma, which was nice. And it did make a difference to the blowjob since my nose was in close proximity to the condom for most of it.

So, not bad. Not great. Just alright.

15. ONE Bubblegum

I went into this one with a completely different attitude. I had much higher expectations for it because I absolutely love the Jo Candy Shop Bubblegum lube. I’ve gone through lots of it and I make sure it’s always accessible in my lube drawer.

But sadly, I don’t think I’ll be stocking up on more bubblegum condoms.

There’s nothing wrong with them. They actually smell really good. But again, that’s just the thing - it’s all smell, no taste.

It’s better than plain latex, but it made me miss my flavored lube more than anything.

14. ONE Chocolate Strawberry

Chocolate strawberry is a no brainer. It’s one of those perfect flavor combinations that you’ll never get tired of.

But it works better as a taste than a scent. And again, that’s what this one delivered.

Pretty decent overall. But probably wouldn’t be my first choice for a blowjob enhancing aroma.

13. Lifestyles Banana

When I rolled my first banana condom over Mr. Austin’s cock, I could only think of one thing. Flavored antibiotics.

Not the sexiest thought in the world, I know. But it’s a strong sense memory that hasn’t faded one bit over the years.

So, that’s what I was expecting when I put my mouth on it - a blast from the past that might as well stay there.

But no. Against all odds, this was a good banana flavor. That’s not the easiest thing to pull off, so hats off to this condom for nailing it.

The flavor is really subtle, though. Like, a little too close to plain. Licking and sucking it made me wish there was a more pronounced taste.

12. Lifestyles Strawberry

I really struggle to say much about this one, because it felt kind of basic.

As far as a strawberry flavor goes, this one isn’t bad. It’s nice.

It’s just not all that amazing. A decent option if it’s a flavor you really want, but not the best if you’re trying to find the tastiest option.

11. Trustex Chocolate

Like most of the ONE condoms, my complaint with this one is that it’s more scented than flavored.

That’s kind of a shame, really. Because the smell really is good. It’s a pretty good approximation of chocolate overall, and a pretty good choice if you want a whiff of something nice when you’re giving head.

10. ONE Fresh Mint

I saved the minty flavors for the last blowjobs I gave. I guess I was treating them like a sexy version of after-dinner mints.

And that’s sort of the experience I got from this one.

There was a bit of a taste to it, which surprised me since most of the ONE condoms didn’t really register to my tastebuds.

It was really slight, though - just a hint of mint.

Which in this case wasn’t a bad thing at all. I wouldn’t want sucking a dick to feel like taking a hit off a toothpaste tube.

It was just minty enough to make it pleasant. And it left me feeling fresher than a blowjob usually does, so that was really neat.

9. Lifestyles Vanilla

The vanilla flavoring on this one was quite decent. Kind of subtle, but noticeable. Pretty good overall.

Definitely better than bobbing on a plain cock. But not so delicious that you’d want to suck on it more just to get the taste.

8. ONE Banana Split

A banana split is obviously way better than a banana, no contest. It’s a dish that jazzes up the banana so much you can almost forget it’s there.

Except in the condom world, apparently.

The name of this one promises all sorts of sweet flavors - vanilla ice cream, chocolate syrup, a hint of cherry on top. But the banana taste is the only one that I could really make out.

Truth be told, I’m not sure there’s any split to it at all. But as far as banana flavors go, it wasn’t too shabby.

7. Trustex Mint

This one was surprisingly good. Nothing out of left field, just straight up minty.

And it fell right into the right zone - strong enough to be refreshing but subtle enough that it wasn’t overwhelming.

6. Trustex Banana

I was shocked that a banana flavor could end up this high on my list. But this one was unusually good.

Since it’s an artificial banana flavor, I wanted it to hit the same sweet spot as the mint ones - subtle but not too subtle.

And this one did just that. No flashbacks to liquid medicine. No memories of disappointing soft candy. Just a great flavor to enhance the cock I was sucking.

5. Trustex Cola

I was surprised to find this flavor in a condom, but really excited to try it.

I’ve got lots of love for cola flavors. And now that includes cola condoms.

It reminds me of cola gummies more than actual pop, but that totally works on a dick.

4. Trustex Strawberry

This one is a lot like the other strawberry condom I tried, only much better.

As soon as I wrapped my lips around it, I could tell it was going to be one of my favorites.

It’s exactly what I want a strawberry cock to taste like - and I noticed myself sucking a little more enthusiastically because of it.

3. ONE Mint Chocolate

The first flavored lube I really fell in love with had a mint chocolate flavor. It was my go-to dick sucking option for a long time because a couple of drops would legitimately turn a cock into a dessert.

This condom has a similar flavor, only not quite as strong. It’s sort of a toned down version. But still really good - and better than the chocolate or mint flavors on their own.

It was sort of like giving an After Eight blowjob, which is definitely something I wouldn’t mind revisiting.

2. Trustex Grape

I wasn’t expecting a whole lot from a grape condom. It sounds like the kind of thing you’d only use after running out of every other flavor.

But I was wrong to doubt it, because this one totally delivers.

It has a very nice flavor that reminds me of sucking on a good piece of hard candy.

It’s so delicious that I actually gave head longer just so I could taste it some more.

1. Trustex Vanilla

I didn’t think vanilla dick would be my winner, but this one is so fucking good.

I fell in love with the flavor immediately. As soon as it hit my tongue, I just wanted more and more.

If I wanted to give a really eager blowjob, sliding this one over the cock would absolutely encourage me to go hard and go long.

So this is the one. This is the condom I’d pack in my purse if I was on my way to give someone head - or stock in my nightstand if I was inviting someone over for some action.

So Many Delicious Blowjobs

It had been a long-ass time since I sucked a cock with a condom on, so I learned a few things with this little blowjob experiment.

I learned that using a condom isn’t bad at all.

Like, I prefer sucking an unsheathed cock overall. The texture is nicer and all you need to make it taste better is a drop of good flavored lube. But I’m never going to complain about having to suck someone off with a condom.

I was also kind of surprised that so many of them were more scented than flavored - like most of the ONE condoms.

Personally, I didn’t care for them all that much. But they’re a great option for anyone who doesn’t like strong artificial flavors. If you’re the kind of person who likes to put fruit in their water, these are probably for you.

The thickness of the condoms made a big difference as well.

I wasn’t expecting to be able to detect that with my mouth, but it was noticeable for sure. And the thinner the condom, the better the blowing.

That’s one of the things that put Trustex condoms so high on the list - not just the flavors, but how thin they felt and how that gave me a nicer sucking experience overall.

Now that I’ve tried all these, I can say I’m officially a fan of flavored condoms. Straight up cock with flavored lube is still my preferred way to go. But if you want to suck safely, this is a really fun way to do it. And it tastes pretty damn good too - especially if you’re treating yourself to some vanilla dick.

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