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An Adorable Clit Sucker for Girls Who Can Handle Anything

An Adorable Clit Sucker for Girls Who Can Handle Anything

My review of the Maia Tulip suction toy

I knew my love of cute things would get me in trouble sooner or later.

See, I have this tendency to swoon over them - and I swoon hard.

I melt into a literal puddle over photos of kittens and puppies.

I’m a big sucker for pastels and soft colors.

I can’t stop making fluffy cloud lights because having them up on the wall just makes me feel so damn good.

And I have absolutely no chill when I find a really cute sex toy. If it looks great, I want it.

But that’s kind of risky. Because I’ve also got a pretty sensitive clit.

Sometimes, it’s all good. Everything works out perfectly. 

The toy feels totally amazing. It gives me all sorts of great orgasms. And I get to play with something that’s downright gorgeous

But other times, my urge to give a home to every adorable sex toy I come across bites me in the ass - or in the pussy, I suppose.

The toy looks as good as it did online. It’s just that my clit can’t handle it.

And that’s exactly what happened with my newest clit sucking toy.

A Little Flower That Sucks Hard

The Maia Tulip is a beautiful little toy.

It’s shaped like a blocky flower with nice, smooth edges.

I love the color, too - pastel pink with blue swirls near the opening.

That opening is wide and soft. That’s always promising on a clit sucker.

And it has a wireless charging base, which is pretty neat.

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The Tulip has three suction settings, and I decided to try them on my arm before introducing them to my sensitive bits.

And boy, am I glad I did. Because it was shockingly strong. It sucked on my arm so hard it held itself in place, and it actually kind of hurt.

That was on the lowest setting, too.

I hadn’t even taken my clothes off and already I was intimidated. So, I knew I had to play it safe. I had to use it in the bath.

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I stripped down, stepped into the warm water, and got comfortable. I grabbed the Tulip, turned it on, and made sure it was sucking as gently as it could.

Then I struggled a bit. It needed to form a full seal around my clit before I could really feel anything. And even though it has that big opening, I found it hard to get it in the right position.

But once it found its place, I could tell right away. There’s no ignoring that kind of suction.

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I felt it suck and tug on my clit with lots of force. The water dulled the sensation a bit, but it was still a lot. It was so intense that I kept having to ask myself if I wanted to stop or keep going.

But I kept at it. As long as I could take it, I’d let the Tulip go to work on me.

It sucked my clit hard. It sucked it like it was trying to prove something. It sucked it until I felt my pleasure building into an orgasm.

It was a satisfying climax, because coming always feels great. But it was also relieving, because it meant I could pull the toy away and soak while I tried to put what had just happened to me into words.

This One’s for the Ladies Who Need It Hard

I still think the Tulip is pretty darn cute. But it’s just no for me.

It did make me come, and I definitely appreciate that. But it was kind of a rough experience because it’s so fucking strong.

I managed to use it in the bath, but there’s no way I’ll be using it on dry land. I really don’t think I could handle it without the water.

And it was tricky to get in place, which was a bit frustrating.

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This is definitely not a toy for the sensitive gals.

But if you have an iron-clad clit, you might want to give it a try. If you have really stubborn orgasms that you can only experience with lots of intense stimulation, that’s exactly what the Tulip will give you.

That’s not me, though. So, I’m going to stick with clit suckers that aren’t strong enough to stick themselves to my arm.

This post contains affiliate links to the Maia Tulip. If you click on one and treat yourself to anything from the site, I earn a small commission and you’ll be giving your clit some powerful suction! And be sure to use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 15% on your entire order!

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