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A Wand Vibrator That's Perfect for a Princess

A Wand Vibrator That's Perfect for a Princess

Review of the All That Glimmers wand vibrator by Le Wand

I audibly gasped when I opened the box.

I knew I was getting a new wand vibrator and I was totally thrilled about that, of course. But I didn’t realize it came with a bunch of adorable accessories too.

I’m such a sucker for little extras, and this box was full of them. 

I had picked out the wand in part because it’s so damn cute - pink all over with a glittery body. Okay, if I’m being honest that’s the number one reason I picked it.

And everything that’s packaged with it just added to the cuteness.

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There’s glittery body gel and nail polish, so you can get dolled up to give yourself a really good time. It never actually occurred to me to dress up to match my sex toys, but now I was all set to do just that.

There’s a sheet of temporary wand vibrator tattoos and a glittery wand pin in case I ever want to let the world know that I don’t just jill off - I’m proud of it too.

Even the charging cord felt like a fun perk. It’s essential, sure. But it didn’t have to be designed like a cool pink coiled phone cord. 

I dug into the box like a horny Christmas elf, pulling out every tiny present and fawning over it. 

Seeing all of it turned me into a human heart eyes emoji. 

But I couldn’t let myself get distracted. I had a job to do. It was time to get serious, get down to business, and get myself off.

I needed to know if this wand was just a cutie pie or if it could deliver some serious pleasure too.

Treating My Pussy Like a Princess

The All That Glimmers is a midsized wand. It’s not big or bulky, but still larger than the ones I’m used to playing with.

It has ten different vibration speeds, which is an important feature in a powerful toy. It can give you some pretty strong vibrations if you need them, but also treat you a bit more gently if that’s what you want. And there are lots of shades in between so you can find the perfect amount of power for your pussy - or slowly build up the stimulation as you go.

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The controls are simple too, which is great because I can’t always get a good look at them when I’ve got a toy between my legs. But all I have to do with this one is feel around for the two buttons that shift the speeds up or down, and the one in between that cycles through the vibration patterns.

Before I even turned it on, I could tell that it would be really easy to handle. 

It’s slim and comfortable to hold. It’s light, so you can keep it in place for a long time without feeling like your hands need a break. And the long handle is great for positioning and finding just the right angle.

And aesthetically, it’s just a dream. Holding it makes you feel like a princess with a vibrating scepter. 

It’s such a great toy that I actually fell in love with it on three separate occasions.

First, when I saw it online and knew I needed it in my toy collection.

A second time when I held it in my hands and got a good feel for it.

And it was a done deal once I finally got to turn it on and hold it to my pussy. 

I started on my back with the toy on the lowest setting, just in case. That was probably a good thing - even at their gentlest, the rumbling vibrations definitely have some power to them.

The smooth, rounded silicone head of the toy distributed those vibrations very nicely. And playing around with the angles helped me experience them in different ways. The top of the head made the vibrations a bit more targeted, and the sides spread them out a bit further.

No matter the angle, it was an amazing sensation. Vibrations that I could throughout my lips and against my clit all at once. 

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I reached for the middle button and started cycling through the patterns. I wasn’t actually expecting a whole lot out of them. Patterns usually just tease me and get me worked up, but they don’t tend to get me off.

But for the first time, I felt like whoever programmed my toy must have somehow customized it to my body’s exact needs. Because the pattern I landed on wasn’t just a tease - it was like being pleasured by a skilled sexbot.

It wasn’t a stop-and-start pattern that keeps pulling me back from my orgasm. Instead, it was more like what my massaging showerhead gives me - a rolling wave of sensations. 

The vibrations kept shifting but never fully stopped. They roared up and down with a rhythm that felt like it was pushing my pleasure further along.

The buildup felt incredible - better than the steady vibrations did. I stopped playing with the settings because I didn’t just want a taste of this one - I wanted to ride it all the way to a climax.

I held the toy against my pussy. I wasn’t moving it but it still felt like it was pulsing my clit.

That pattern made me come so hard that I let out a few quiet shouts - I couldn’t hold them back. 

I can’t tell you how surprised I was that a pattern could do that to me. It was such an amazing experience that I made sure to plug the charger into the toy soon after I was done. I knew I’d want to go at it again in no time.

Because it wasn’t just the glittery pink that made me feel like a princess. Those rumbling patterns pampered me like one too. 

Hello New Best Friend

I’ve been playing with the All That Glimmers wand a lot since I got it. 

I’ve tried it a few different ways, and it was up to the job every single time.

I was face down, up on my knees, bare ass in the air and the broad head and long handle helped me hit all the right spots.

I laid flat on it and grinded my hips to an extremely satisfying and powerful finish. 

I took it out when I was experimenting with an internal vibrator during a mutual masturbation porn date. The wearable vibrator is the one that turned me on and got me in the mood - but it’s my glittery wand that actually made me come and tied a nice orgasmic bow on that experience.

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It might be a little cutesy for some people, though there are other color options and non-glittery versions. And anyone with an especially sensitive clit should probably play with something a bit more gentle. 

But if you love adorable sex toys, this is a really great one to have in your bedroom. Double that if you have even the slightest DDlg kink - especially with all the fun accessories that come with it.

It’s a great option for light bondage play. It’s just the right thing for a daddy dom to slip into your panties while he gives you lots of sweet dirty talk.

And it’s great for when you just plain want to make yourself come. Because I might have gasped audibly when I opened the box, but that’s nothing compared to the sounds I made when those patterns hit me just right.

This post contains affiliate links to the All That Glimmers and other Le Wand vibrators. If you click on one (or click here if you’re one of my Canadian peeps) and treat yourself to anything from the site, I earn a small commission and you’ll get to play around with one cute and stimulating toy! And be sure to use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 15% on your entire order!

If you liked this article, you should totally check out the Opening Our Spank Banks (Our Hottest Sex Memories) episode of my dirty and intimate sex podcast, Pillow Talk With Emma Austin!

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