A Wearable Thrusting Vibrator for Girls Who Like to Go Hands-Free (Lovense Vulse Review)

My review of the Lovense Vulse

I was pleased as a peach the day I got my first thruster.

It was the perfect sweet spot between a fun dildo and a big, heavy sex machine. Something that would take care of all the thrusting and banging for me, but didn’t need a dedicated outlet to run or an entire corner of my closet to store.

As soon as I felt it pump into me, I knew this would just be the beginning. I was definitely going to want more of these in my life.

I kept trying new ones because I wanted to get a sense of all the amazing things they could do.

I had started with a really straightforward one - a teal dick with a pretty decent thrust. But it was made of ultra soft silicone that felt better than anything I’d ever had inside me before.

I played with one that has a removable and adjustable base. It could be tricky to work with, but it was cool to have more control over the angles.

Then I got one that was really more of a rabbit vibrator than a dildo. But it was the first time a rabbit vibe ever did all the hard work for me, so that was nice.

Most recently, I played around with an app-controlled one and that was just plain fantastic. Being able to mess around with the settings without interrupting my mechanical bang session is a big upgrade.

So, I’ve been around the thruster block a few times - and what a lovely block it is. I was even starting to get really familiar with the scenery.

But then a new Lovense toy came along that did something none of my other thrusters could.

Most thrusters are pretty much hands-free - that’s what makes them so damn fun. This one takes it one step further by being fully wearable.

I’m always intrigued by a new thrusting toy. But that one really stood out and got my attention.

So Much Pleasure in Such a Small Package

The Vulse is an odd little duck.

It’s shaped like a ridged egg covered in smooth red silicone, with a thin curled antenna sticking out the side.

You slip the little eggy oval part inside you, leave the antenna sticking out, and let the toy vibrate and give short thrusts a few inches in you.

There’s a button at the end of the antenna if you just want to reach down and press through the different settings. But it’s a lot more fun to control it with the Lovense app because that lets you customize the vibrations, thrusting, and patterns - and it can be used from any distance.

It’s hard not to think of another Lovense toy when I look at it. Other than those ridges where the toy extends and pulls back, it’s really similar to the Lush.

That resemblance was really intriguing to me because the Lush happens to have a really special place in my heart. Not just because it’s really cool to see footage of people wearing it and getting stimulated in public, but also because using that toy changes me.

I can’t fully explain why, but it’s an incredibly arousing toy. Something about the way it sits inside me and delivers the perfect sub-orgasmic buzz - not hard enough to make me come, but more than enough to turn me on.

When it’s inside me, I get mega horny almost instantly.

And I can tell you from personal experience that wearing it while I’m messing around with my husband turns me into the kind of girl I wish I was. I get hungry for pleasure. I do things I often fantasize about but can’t actually bring myself to do. My mind goes real dirty and I follow it wherever it wants to go.

It’s an incredible, dizzying experience. And I’m going to love that toy forever because of it.

If the Vulse is even half as arousing as the Lush and half as fun as a thrusting dildo, I might just end up getting a crush on it too.

My hopes were really high - this may very well be the vanilla chocolate swirl ice cream cone of the sex toy world. I tried to stay fair and objective, though. A tiny toy like this would feel a whole lot different than a full-sized thruster, and it might not inject my libido with steroids the way the Lush does. But it might still be really good at what it does.

I could feel the difference as soon as I slid it inside me. It’s a bit bigger than the Lush, though not by much. Still easy to lube up and slip in - and still nice and comfortable when it’s in place.

And it feels way more than just nice when it’s turned on.

The toy fits snuggly, which lets it stimulate a larger area and makes the vibrations feel more intense.

But it’s the thrusting that’s really noticeable. Even on the slowest setting, it rubbed rhythmically against my G-spot - like a steady flicker that keeps hitting just the right spot.

It felt really fucking pleasurable. Kind of like a slow fingering session, but with a steady rhythm that just doesn’t quit.

I turned it up to the full thrust and then it really caught my breath. That steady tapping right into my sensitive bits was really distracting - in a very good way.

The vibrations and the pumping action were a really nice combination. Not quite strong enough to bring me to an orgasm, but stimulating enough to get me close and keep me there.

It’s the kind of arousing sensation you can just lose yourself into - almost like a subtle extended edging session.

It turned me on so much that I couldn’t help but touch myself. Which was super easy because my pussy was holding the toy so my hands were completely free.

That’s when it all fell into place. The vibrations are really arousing. The thrusting is very stimulating. Combine that with a bit of affection on the clit and it’s the perfect combo for a really good climax.

I pet my pussy to a really strong orgasm - one that was definitely boosted by the Vulse. And then I kept going for one more, which was so intense my fingers totally went totally out of sync and I could give myself quick, jerky rubs.

That’s all I needed, though. Because the Vulse kept going even when my fingers were unsteady and took me all the way to a powerful blended orgasm.

And after that whole experience, yeah - I guess I developed a bit of a crush on this toy, too.

This One’s a Good Egg

The Vulse doesn’t beat a thruster in terms of sheer pumping power.

Being thrusterfucked can absolutely make me come - multiple times in a row if the battery doesn’t die on me. But the Vulse didn’t have the length or power to get me there on its own.

It didn’t feel like getting fucked, either. Which is totally fine, but a very different experience from your average date with a thrusting dildo.

It’s a hell of a lot more discreet, though.

There’s just no way to play with a mechanized dick in public, even if it’s fully remote controlled. Not unless you want to earn yourself a lifetime ban from the mall.

But if you can manage to keep yourself from moaning too loudly, you could definitely let the Vulse bump your G-spot while you’re at the food court.

I didn’t find it nearly as arousing as the Lush, either. But to be fair, nothing really is.

It was still a major turn-on to have it buzzing and pumping inside me. And because of the way it moves against the G-spot, I’d say it’s better for blended orgasms and working your way to some really big climaxes.

The Vulse would be perfect for discreet teasing and all sorts of long-distance action.

It’s a great option for enhancing your orgasm torture. Being tied down, blindfolded, and having a powerful wand rumble against your pussy is already an overwhelming experience. Having all that happen while the Vulse is thrusting inside you would push you even further past your limits.

It would be incredibly fun to wear while giving head, too. Especially if you turn it into a game where you can earn stronger thrusts by sucking more enthusiastically or making the toppy extra sloppy.

So no, the Vulse won’t replace your favorite thruster.

It won’t make the Lush obsolete, either.

But it doesn’t have to. Because it does things only a sneaky little remote-controlled wearable thrusting vibrator could - and it does them exceptionally well.

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