You Deserve to Get Pumped and Licked
My review of the Empowered Smart Pleasure Queen by CalExotics
I finally decided to do it. I was going to try a pussy pump.
I could just tell the suction would be really stimulating.
The way pussy lips get puffy after a few good pumps looked incredibly cool too.
And I knew it would push my sensitivity way off the charts.
I was done being curious - I wanted to feel it for myself. It was time to get pumped.
What I didn’t know is that I was actually going to get more than just a simple pump. Because it turns out that some genius sex scientists had been busy fiddling with sex toys until they created an amazing hybrid - a pussy pump with a mechanical tongue.
See, the thing with a pump is that it encloses your entire vulva. To get the right kind of suction, you need to create a tight seal over your pussy. But that means you can’t get rubbed, stroked, or pleasured in any way until the pumping’s over.
Unless there’s a tongue built right into the pump itself. That way, you can experience pumping and licking at the same time. Which is absolutely brilliant.
It’s such a great idea that I still haven’t tried a straightforward pussy pump.
I probably should, just to see what it’s like. I’m sure the cup and pump would be great on their own.
But I just can’t get enough of those tongues. So here I am yet again, trying out a pump that can also give me a good licking.
Pump, Lick, Come
The Smart Pleasure Queen has a white, egg-shaped body with a row of buttons lining the front.
It comes with two transparent cups, each with a slightly different shape and size. That way, you can play around with them to find the one that fits your body best.
And of course, there’s the white tongue that laps back and forth and can vibrate with six different settings.
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But it wasn’t the tongue that stood out to me when I used it - it was the suction. The toy pumped my pussy harder than it’s used to getting pumped.
That powerful suction was visually satisfying - it pulled my vulva into the cup and made it look like it was throbbing heavily.
It definitely got too intense for my liking at times, though. There are six settings and most of them tugged my pussy out of its comfort zone. But the lowest one felt really good so I didn’t bother messing around with the other ones.
At least, I tried not to. The buttons on this toy are easy to reach and press, but I didn’t find them very intuitive. I kept turning up the pump when I meant to adjust the tongue, and pressing the release button and messing up the suction.
After struggling a bit, I had to stop pleasuring myself to study the instructions.
That kind of mid-masturbation interruption isn’t ideal, but it was worth it. Because once I got a hang of the buttons, I had some real fun with it.
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I found the right setting and let the toy pump me at a satisfying rhythm. That soft suction got me aroused, engorged, and ready for more stimulation, so I turned on the tongue to see what this toy could really do.
The pump was powerful enough to hold the toy in place without me touching it. As long as I didn’t break the seal by moving too much, I could let it get me off on its own - and I seriously love a toy that lets me go hands free.
The intense pull made my pussy even more sensitive than I was expecting it to be. And that made every lick and vibration from the tongue extra stimulating.
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The Queen pump isn’t a gentle pussy licker - it won’t treat your clit like a delicate princess. The tongue is very firm and it moves at a fast speed.
But it all worked really well together.
The pump tugging on my lips and pulling them closer to the mechanical tongue. That fast tongue flicking against my highly sensitive clit. The vibrations pushing my pleasure even further.
It doesn’t usually take much sucking and licking to bring me to a climax - and this time it took even less. The orgasm came fast, I came hard, and I held my hand firm around the toy to make sure the seal held until it finished me off properly.
Treat Your Clit Like a Queen
A pump that licks your pussy is an amazing concept. And the Smart Pleasure Queen is just more proof of that.
It’s fairly small and the shape makes it easy to hold. And not having to hold it once it goes to town on you is a really nice option.
The different tongue and pump settings gives you plenty of options for finding the right kind of stimulation. Once you get the buttons figured out, anyway.
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The only real downside for me is the strength. If I’m specifically in the mood for powerful suction and a tongue that goes hard, it’s perfect. But most of the time, I prefer something gentler and slower.
It really feels like it’s designed for people who like toys with more intensity. That’s not me. So even though it’s going to stay in my rotation, the Queen isn’t going to bump my favorite pump out of the top spot.
But if you’re looking for something that will suck and lick your pussy like it means business, this is the toy for you.
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If you liked this article, you should totally check out the Weird, Stupid Little Turn-Ons (Hair Ties, Cameltoes, and Emotionally Unavailable Women) episode of my dirty and intimate sex podcast, Pillow Talk With Emma Austin!
