Finally, a Sex Toy That Actually Licks Your Pussy (Her Ultimate Pleasure Review)

Review of the Her Ultimate Pleasure pussy pump and tongue

I’ve long found pussy pumps extremely fascinating, but I couldn’t build up the nerve to try one.

I didn’t become interested in it because for sexual or kinky reasons. It was more like a morbid curiosity.

I had just given birth for the fourth time. Each time before this one, I had refused to actually take a look at my post-partum pussy.

In fact, I was advised against it. Other moms warned me it would be a total horror show.

So, I never had the nerve to look. I didn’t need one more reason to feel self-conscious about my vulva.

But this was my last time doing this. If I wanted to know what it looked like, it was now or never.

I grabbed a mirror, braced myself, and had a peek between my thighs.

I wasn’t horrified by what I saw. I didn’t even feel put off by it. If anything, it looked really cool. My pussy was more or less its usual self, only with fat, swollen lips.

I honestly wish I had taken photos of it, but it would be another year before I’d get to the “taking nudes” stage of my life.

It soon went back to its usual self, but I wished I could see it in all its swollen glory again.

That’s when I started looking into pussy pumping. If a few pumps and increase the blood flow to my vulva, I might be able to recreate the effect. When I read that pumping would also make my pussy more sensitive, I was almost sold.

There was just one thing holding me back. I’ve tried suction on my pussy a few times before. When there was a lot of hype about clit sucking toys, I got one so I could see how it felt. It really wasn’t for me. My clit might be too small and it’s definitely too sensitive to find it anything but uncomfortably overstimulating.

It was the same with clit sucking. I’ve asked my husband suck my clit but it was the same kind of unpleasant overly intense stimulation. Even when he sucked gently, I still wanted to push his head away because it was just too much.

So, I was a little hesitant to pump my whole entire pussy. If it was going to feel anything like that, I wouldn’t enjoy it for one second.

It took the promise of simualted oral sex to change my mind.

I’ve been looking for a toy that can simulate pussy eating for a while. You’d think there would be more of them, given how much time women spend wishing they were getting more oral. But very few sex toy companies design toys that try to replicate the experience.

Lots of people say that clit sucking toys feel like oral sex, but that’s not what I mean when I say I want an oral sex toy. I don’t want one that stimulates my clit or gives suction — I want one that actually licks my pussy.

I’ve tried one that feels like a tongue circling around your clit. That’s an incredible sensation and the toy does a very decent job of simulating it. But can’t a girl get a toy that laps at her pussy the way a tongue would?

That’s what got me interested in the Her Ultimate Pleasure. As soon as I saw a video of it in action, I knew I wanted to try it. It’s basically a pussy pump with a moving tongue.

I didn’t even know I could ask for that.

Pump It and Lick It

The Her Ultimate Pleasure is really three sex toys in one.

It has an insertable side that vibrates, which you can fuck yourself with or use externally as a vibrator.

It’s also a pussy pump that comes with a round cover and an oval-shaped one. It can suck at three different intensities, depending on how much you want or can handle.

It also has an emergency button, which is a reassuring feature for a pussy pump noob like myself. It turns the pumping off with a single press in case you find yourself getting sucked too intensely.

The really intriguing feature, though, is a silicone tongue that moves back and forth to lap at your pussy in seven different patterns. The tongue comes with a TPE cover for a softer feel and extra texture.

But the thing that excited me the most was the fact that two of those features could be used at the same time. You can pump your pussy while the tongue goes to work on it.

I had no idea how that would feel, but damn if I wasn’t going to find out.

I didn’t waste any time. I let the toy charge, familiarized myself with the buttons, and grabbed a bottle of my favorite water-based lube.

I wanted to try the tongue on its own at first, to see how close it felt to oral.

I dropped lube on my fingers and rubbed it into my pussy. I slowly stroked myself for a few minutes, so I could feel aroused and ready for whatever stimulation the toy would deliver.

I turned on the toy to its slowest tongue setting and watched it waggle at the air for a few seconds. Then, I put the tip of the silicone tongue to my clit.

Even at its slowest, it was quite fast and intense for me. Because I’ve got such a sensitive clit, I couldn’t move on to the other settings. I’m definitely the outlier here, but I need things soft and slow.

It felt really good, but then I slipped the TPE sleeve over it and it felt even better. The additional softness made it feel a bit more like a real tongue, especially with the wetness from the lube.

I didn’t want to pull it away. I wanted to keep riding that sensation all the way to the end. I knew it would make me come hard if I did. But I also knew it might make me come harder if I let the pump get in on the action, too.

Before I did that, I turned the toy over to play with the insertable handle.

Fucking myself with it was a very pleasurable surprise. It’s not the softest toy, but sliding it into my pussy felt really good. The vibrations also gave some highly arousing stimulation. But the best part is the way it curves. The shape looks like it’s meant to make the toy easier to hold, but what it really does is rub against the G-spot.

Once I got myself really worked up and turned on, it was time for the big moment. After months of fantasizing, window shopping, and almost giving up on getting one, I was finally going to use a pussy pump.

I placed the oval suction cover on the toy and placed it over my pussy. It fit well, so I turned on the suction.

I watched it slowly and rhythmically pump, gently tugging on my labia with every suck. It already lived up to my expectations. The feeling was so arousing. My clit throbbed and the pressure softly thumped through my entire pussy.

That was a really fucking cool sensation, but as I watched my pussy pulsing, I saw exactly why this toy was so fucking popular. Every pump made my clit move closer to the tongue.

I couldn’t wait any longer. I turned on the tongue and it lapped at my clit vigorously. The pump and the tongue worked together — the suction pulled it toward the tongue and the lapping did its work.

I was worried about any toy that described itself as sucking, using air pressure, or anything like that. But this was completely different. The sensation was absolutely incredible. My sensitive clit wasn’t overstimulated, it was just having an amazing time.

I came almost immediately. I don’t know how I could withstand that much pleasure without a fast orgasm. But it wasn’t a cheap one — it felt strong and coursed through my body long enough for me to really savor it. It was almost as good as coming from actual oral.

I was sold. This thing had earned its place in the top drawer of my sex toy organizer. I knew I would be reaching for it again and using it often.

But before I put it away, I wanted to try one more thing.

I don’t have a whole lot of face-sitting experience, but I know it can be an amazingly orgasmic experience.

So, I got on all fours and tried to see if I could recreate it with this pump.

I spread my legs wide apart so I could get good, easy access to my pussy and held the toy in place. I turned it on and it suctioned itself to my pussy and started going to town on my clit.

I arched my spine and pushed my ass back to get the toy in the perfect spot. I felt the pleasure intensify and build quickly. I knew I wouldn’t be able to last long, but the biggest challenge was holding still. I’m used to grinding when I’m about to come, but I didn’t want to move the toy out of place. I held steady against my instincts, knowing how frustrated I would be if I fucked up my own orgasm.

I held strong and it paid off. The tongue made me come so hard, I had to muffle my mouth with one of my pillows.

I turned it off, rolled over to my back, and caught my breath. “Yep,” I thought before sitting up, “definitely top drawer material.”

An Incredible Oral Experience

The Her Ultimate Fantasy is goddamn impressive.

It’s versatile and none of the features are disappointing. It’s fun to use as a G-spot vibrator, a pussy pump, or an oral sex toy.

The pump didn’t give me the full visual effect I was hoping for. My pussy didn’t swell in any noticeable way. Maybe it would have if I was brave enough to try a higher setting.

I might work up the courage to do that someday, but it won’t matter if I don’t. The pumping is arousing and the way it makes the whole surface of my pussy more responsive to stimulation makes me tingle in all the right ways.

When it works with the silicone tongue, it’s just amazing. With enough lube, it really does feel like I’m getting my pussy eaten. Specifically, it feels like someone licks your pussy with a precise, pointed tongue and not like the soft laps of a more relaxed tongue. So, it’s not a perfect and complete simulation. But it’s close enough to fully enjoy it, fantasize about having someone between your legs, and come really hard.

The only way it could make me happier is if it had one more setting — an even slower speed. I doubt that’s a complaint most other women will have, and even my sensitive clit can still handle and get off with the speed settings the Her Ultimate Pleasure offers.

My first attempt at using a pussy pump has completely paid off. I didn’t just discover a new way to get off — I found a new favorite toy in the process. It sucks and pumps. It vibrates and hits the G-spot. And it actually eats you out.

What more could a girl want?

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