Who Knew Tentacle Sex Would Be This Fun (Creature Cocks Monstropus Review)

My review of the Monstropus tentacle dildo

I could almost see the appeal of tentacle porn.

First of all, you’ve got all that reach. A tentacle can stretch and bend in ways no dick ever could. It’s super versatile and can go as deep as anything can go.

There’s also a kind of built-in bondage, which is really neat. Tentacles can restrain a lady the same way a decent set of ropes would, but with the added sexiness of being pinned down with some real strength.

Plus, you’re seeing someone cute get ravished and that’s always a treat.

All of that should make it super duper hot. But still, I could never get into it.

For one thing, it matters to me who’s doing the ravishing. I don’t just want to see a lady getting off - I want to see a guy getting lots of pleasure from it too.

And I can enjoy consensual non-consent as much as the next gal, but I’ve never seen any tentacle smut that didn’t lean a little too far on the non-consent side.

So even after I got into hentai, I still wanted human on human action only.

And yet, I couldn’t stop window shopping for tentacle dildos.

I don’t have any squiddy fantasies. My phone isn’t filled with drawings of girls getting triple penetrated by aliens with long wiggly limbs. It’s not about any of that.

I just think they look so fucking cool. The same way a popsicle dildo always looks cool. Or the ones shaped like unicorn horns.

But those don’t have little suckers all over them. And I had a hunch that those would feel really interesting inside me.

So, I made a bit of room on my busy dildo shelf and finally added a fuckable tentacle to my little collection.

That’s Some Good, Good Texture

The Monstropus is a thick and curvy Creature Cock - an 8.5 inch monster made of green and yellow silicone in a splotchy pattern.

It’s got a hella thick base - close to 3.5 inches wide. But it starts off easy with a very slim rounded tip, then tapers down the shaft to help you work up to the girth.

There’s an impressive suction cup at the. It’s definitely not just for show - that thing slaps into place easily and sticks sturdily, just like a tentacle would.

I was pleasantly surprised by the texture, too. Even though it’s a bit of a thick beast, there’s got a real softness to it. It’s bendy and has some give when you squeeze it.

And of course, there are the suckers that line the underside of the shaft - if you’re even supposed to call it that when it’s a tentacle. They’re small and bumpy - impossible to ignore even when you’re just running your fingers along the toy.

This is the one part I wasn’t entirely sure about. The silicone suckers could be a bit much. They might make thrusting with it a bit less smooth. But they might also give seriously mindblowing stimulation.

There was no way to know until I did what countless hentai girls have done before me - spread my legs and welcome the tentacle.

It was me, my sex chair, and a bottle of come lube.

Seeing that thick white stuff dripping on the dildo made it look even more appealing. And once it was wet and slippery, I rubbed it slowly against my pussy.

I had only been playing with this tentacle for a few seconds, and I was already starting to develop a crush on it. I’m no stranger to pussyjobs - I’ve rubbed every dick-shaped toy I own against my lips. But those little silicone suckers made all the difference.

It was so incredibly stimulating - more intense than any veiny shaft could hope to be. I felt a strong urge to grind it, because I knew those suckers would work wonders with a bit of added pressure.

But I wasn’t here for a quick and powerful orgasm. I was here to fuck a tentacle and I wasn’t going to stop until I’ve had the full experience.

Feeling it slide into me was a bit unusual at first. It’s not structured like your typical dildo, which I suppose is kind of the point - if you wanted to fuck a regular ol’ dick, you wouldn’t be playing with a tentacle.

I kept it shallow. The tip is super easy to take, but the toy widens quite a bit as you go deeper. And it takes me a while to work up to that kind of thickness.

But that just gave me time to really play around with it and really see what this thing could do.

Fucking myself with it already felt really good. The soft silicone is really fantastic. The ridges on the suckers add some great stimulation too.

Then I discovered something even better. It doesn’t just bend enough to make it more comfortable - it can actually bend far enough to do something most dildos can’t.

Once I got a good rhythm going, I bent the tentacle into a C shape so the shaft would rub against me. And that was so fucking amazing. The tip of the toy sliding in and out of me while the suckers rubbed against my clit was so good it made me come embarrassingly fast.

And that exhilarating blended orgasm was just what I needed to go for more. I was ready to take more of this toy inside me.

I thrust it harder, trying my best to push it deeper and deeper. The thickness was still challenging, but the intensity felt really rewarding so I kept going further.

And then I really felt what it could do. Once it was in far enough, the curvy shape of the tentacle meant the tip was hitting just the right spot.

There was so much going on, and all of it felt amazing. The thrusting, the thickness, the suckers working their magic, and now the G-spot taking it up a few notches higher.

It should’ve been more than enough, but it just made me greedy for more pleasure. I rubbed my pussy while fucking myself as hard as I could. That gave me everything I needed - multiple kinds of internal stimulation, some love for my clit, and an orgasm so powerful and satisfying it instantly turned me into a tentacle lover.

Looks Like I’m a Creature Fucker Now

After a few rounds with the Monstropus, I can definitely see myself making room for a few more fantasy cocks alongside my dickly dildos.

It just looks so fucking cool. It stimulates me in ways that your average dildo can’t. And it gives amazing pussyjobs, which is something every girl needs.

Portrait of a tentacle fucker (photo by author)

The suction cup is well above average, so you can position it wherever you need it.

There’s lots of potential for wild, freaky-deaky roleplay - alone or with someone else.

It’s even easy to clean. I worried all the grooves would make it difficult to wash, but it hasn’t given me any trouble at all.

Really, the only real downside to it is the girth - this is a thick boy for sure. But that doesn’t actually matter all that much because there are great ways to get off with the Monstropus even if you don’t manage to go all the way.

And now that I know how much fun it is to fuck a tentacle dildo, I might just end up changing my mind about tentacle porn. If it’s even half as hot as this, I think I’ll be downloading those triple penetration drawings after all.

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