This Sneaky Little Vibe Is the Perfect Toy for Your Purse (Lovense Exomoon Review)

My review of the Lovense Exomoon lipstick vibrator

I haven’t been on a date in a while, but I know exactly what I’d bring with me if I was going on one.

Makeup for touch ups. Wet wipes because you never know when you’ll need those. Condoms for sure.

And a vibrator. Definitely a vibrator.

The old me would’ve probably felt too shy to carry one with me. Just the thought of pulling it out of my bag in the middle of some heavy action was enough to make me blush.

I’m over that now.

I’m still painfully shy, but I also care about having good sex. I’m not going to settle for banging it out and not getting a single orgasm from it.

I might not need any toys to get there. I might end up on a date with someone who really knows how to work their tongue and fingers. And I’m sensitive enough that I can come from penetration - sometimes even a lot less than that.

But I’m not going to leave that up to chance. So, the vibrator’s coming with me.

Problem is, a lot of my favorite toys aren’t very purse friendly.

I’ve been really into wand toys lately, but some of them wouldn’t fit easily in a handbag. And if anyone steals a quick glance when I open it, they’d notice the tell-tale silicone head right away.

There are a few smaller options that wouldn’t be too hard to slip in with my other stuff. But most of them are still kind of conspicuous. They’re not huge, but they look like what they are - toys made for pussy pleasure.

Now I’ve finally found a toy that’s a great choice for a purse vibrator. It’s small enough to fit in any bag, it doesn’t look like it’s made to give orgasms, but it vibrates hard enough to make anyone come.

One Sneaky Little Vibe

The Exomoon is a new bullet vibrator by Lovense that’s designed to look just like a tube of lipstick.

It’s the right size and shape to pass as one - less than four inches long and looks like it comes from the makeup aisle. Even with the cover off, it has that distinct smooth, red shape.

It looks like it could really paint your lips, even though it’s not meant for the ones on your face.

It could fall right out of your purse and no one would know you’re walking around with a sex toy. You could leave it on the countertop next to your blushes and eyeshadow pallets and it would fit right in.

It’s really simple to use, too. And it works with the Lovense app, which makes it really easy to mess around with the vibrations and patterns.

I didn’t have anywhere special to go - not anywhere I’d take a vibrator, anyway. So I decided to test my new discreet toy right in the comfort of my home.

I slipped the cover off the toy and turned it on. It was really easy and comfortable to hold, which is great for such a small toy.

But when I turned it on and touched it to myself, I was surprised by just how strong it was.

I guess it must be the size. I assumed such a small toy would give gentle stimulation. But the Exomoon doesn’t go easy on you.

The vibrations already felt powerful when I used them to tease my lips. And they were really intense when I brought the toy to my clit. I had to use a really light touch to get the right feel. But once I figured that out, I could find the sweet spot and thoroughly enjoy the powerful buzz.

Those hard vibrations brought me to a strong orgasm, with the toy just barely making contact with my pussy.

It was super pleasurable, but quite a lot for me - even though I kept it on the lowest setting.

I wasn’t done, though. As a sensitive gal, I’ve got a few tricks up my sleeve.

One of them is to play with it over my pants. Adding a layer of clothing or two is a really good way to enjoy a toy with vibrations you can’t handle otherwise.

And when I keep my clothes on, there’s really just one way I like to get off. I like to press the toy into me and grind it. Specifically, I want to lie on top of the toy and hump it until it gives me a strong orgasm.

So, that’s just what I did. I laid on the vibrator, holding it in place with two fingers. Even though it’s a really small toy, it wasn’t difficult to position at all.

And this time, it felt just right.

My clothes muffled the vibrations. They still felt strong, but in a very pleasurable way.

I didn’t have to be gentle with it, either. I could press myself into it as hard as I wanted to. Grinding into it made it more intense, but never got past my clit’s comfort zone.

My climax hit me fast, but it wasn’t a quick one. It was a powerful, drawn out orgasm that made every single one of my muscles tense. I pushed myself to keep grinding so the vibrations could push me to an even higher peak.

It was a simple solo session, but an incredibly satisfying one.

And that’s the thing with a toy like this. It’s surprisingly powerful for such a small vibrator, which means it can make you come incredibly hard - as long as you find just the right way to play with it.

Such a Powerful Little Thing

The Exomoon is a really good option for anyone who ever wants to bring a vibrator when they go out. But it’s especially perfect if you happen to love strong vibrations.

I found it great for fully clothed grinding. It’s a pretty fun bath toy too, because the water tones down the strength enough for me to fully enjoy the stimulation.

It also gives some decent penetrative stimulation. But it has a really shallow reach, so it’s more like a good tease than another way to bring yourself to a finish.

I’m actually a bit disappointed by how strong it is. Because it’s such a nice little toy, but it can’t be an everyday vibrator for me.

I’m particularly sensitive, though. For most people, I’m sure the settings would be just right.

If you wish you had a sneaky little vibrator that can really blend in, the Exomoon is a fantastic option. It’s small and incredibly discreet. And if you can handle a decently strong buzz, it will feel amazing too.

This post contains affiliate links to the Lovense Exomoon. If you click on one and treat yourself to anything from the site, I earn a small commission and you’ll be having lots of fun with your super sneaky sex toy!

If you liked this article, you should totally check out the All Aboard the Midnight Sexpress (Blissed Out Sex, Anniversary Anal, and Minigolf Seduction) episode of my dirty and intimate sex podcast, Pillow Talk With Emma Austin!