The Cutest Thing I’ve Ever Put in My Butt (Yum Bum Butt Plug Review)

May 1

May 1 The Cutest Thing I’ve Ever Put in My Butt

My review of the Yum Bum Ice Cream Cone Butt Plug

Ever see something so cute you just need to have it in your butt?

Or is that just me?

It’s not like an everyday occurrence or anything. But that’s basically how I felt when I saw the Yum Bum buttplug.

It’s a butt toy that’s shaped like an ice cream cone. And I’m a big believer that more things should look like dessert, so I was totally down for this.

It has a generous swirl of ice cream in beautiful cotton candy pink.

Beneath that, it rounds out into a tan-colored cone - complete with the waffle pattern.

And at the base, you’ve got a pink puddle of melted ice cream. That’s a cute touch, but it’s also a really creative way to create a flared base so your toy doesn’t get lost where the sun don’t shine.

It’s as adorable as a butt toy can be.

And I really couldn’t wait to try it. Because if it felt as good as it looked, I was going to have a new favorite on my hands - and in my ass.

Unfortunately, that’s exactly where my anal adventure in dessertland took a turn in the wrong direction.

Not-So-Soft Serve

The Yum Bum is a dainty little toy. It’s less than four inches long and the widest portion of the toy has under two inches of girth.

Definitely not too thick. It has a slim tip that widens very gradually, too. So, fucking myself with this little treat should’ve been a piece of cake.

And it probably would’ve been if it wasn’t for one thing.

You wouldn’t think by looking at it, but this is a surprisingly hard toy. The silicone is so rigid it almost feels like plastic.

And that makes the cute shape a bit of an issue for me.

That cute swirl pattern is one of the reasons the Yum Bum looks so good. But it also creates a ridged texture.

In theory, that could enhance your experience. It would make the insertion more stimulating. And if you fuck yourself with the toy, you’ll feel those bump along your tight little hole.

Which sounds like a ton of fun - but not if your asshole’s as sensitive as mine.

Instead of adding to the pleasure, the hard ridges were more like speedbumps that made insertion more challenging.

Clearly, I’ve got to work on my anal training. Because a toy this small shouldn’t give me so much trouble - no matter how hard it is.

I still managed to get it inside me on a few different occasions. It took lots of lube and some of the dirtiest porn I could find, but I did it. And each time, I got myself off while it was snuggly in place.

It made my orgasms stronger. It was kind of nice to overcome an anal challenge, too. But in the end, I think I’ll be spending more time admiring this toy than actually putting it inside me.

Still My Cutest Butt Toy

I really wish the Yum Bum was softer. If it was, it might have made it into my regular toy rotation.

But at my current level of anal skill, it packs way too big of a punch for me.

If you love playing with glass buttplugs or metallic sex toys, this would probably be a fun little one to use. And if you’re into textured butt toys, you’ll probably really enjoy the stimulation from the swirly ridges.

But if you’re a big softie like me, this might not be the soft serve for you. Even though it’s small, it’s not ideal for anyone with a fussy, sensitive asshole.

So I’ll be tucking this one away for now, even though it’s super adorable. And hopefully, I’ll eventually manage to level up my ass and get plenty of use out of my firm little ice cream buttplug.

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