6 Types of Porn You Probably Haven’t Heard Of (But Should Definitely Check Out)
Expand your horny horizons
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If you took a peek through my browser history, you wouldn’t see a whole lot of weird stuff.
First, you’d come across all the SFW pages I’ve been to.
There would be a bunch of crochet tutorials. You’d learn that I can’t resist rubbernecking some good online drama. You’d wonder if it’s healthy for a lady like me to be spending so much time on TikTok - it’s not, but you can’t stop me.
But even when you found all the porn, you’d mostly see some fairly standard smut.
Because I’m really into girls with thick thighs and high socks.
Babysitters who pretend they’ve never done that kind of thing before.
Stepsisters, stepdads, and stepcousins doing all sorts of inappropriate things. Pussy pleasure, dirty talk, and plenty of anal action.
Nothing you wouldn’t see on the front page of Pornhub.
But keep looking and you’ll eventually get to all the porn that I really had to go digging for. The kind of stuff you have to go a little off the beaten path to find. And it’s totally worth the detour because some of it is as hot as it gets.
Nuru Massage Porn
I used to have this recurring fantasy of filling up a small blow-up pool with lube and messing around with it.
Sometimes it was a sex fantasy. But mostly it was about the gel texture, the slipperiness, and how it would feel all over my body.
I’ve never done it, though. I don’t know if I could bring myself to use up a barrel full of lube just to splosh around in it. And as much fun as it would be to play around in a tub of lube, I know that cleaning it all up afterwards wouldn’t be.
So the closest I’ve come to fulfilling that fantasy has been watching nuru massage porn.
It’s not some cutie rolling around in a few gallons of lube. It’s not a naked lube wrestling match. But it’s two people dumping a bucket of thick nuru gel all over themselves and gliding their bodies against each other, which is pretty damn close.
Image from “But You Two Are Sisters…!” (Nuru Massage / Adult Time)
It’s messy and slippery. It’s shiny and glistening. It’s skin on skin contact that probably feels amazing - and is really satisfying to watch.
And then they fuck, which makes it even better.
Like, I’d totally be fine with just the softcore massage. That would get me all sorts of titillated. But seeing people who are lubed up from the shoulders to the knees go at it is a real treat.
Amish Porn
Amish porn is kind of hard to find, and I really don’t get why it’s so rare.
I mean, it should be huge. Nun porn’s a thing. There’s endless amounts of schoolgirl porn out there. It only takes a couple of clicks to find someone pretending to be a barely legal virgin.
Clearly, we all love a good innocence corrupted scenario. And it doesn’t get much more innocent than an Amish girl learning all the things they never taught her in church.
Screenshot from Amish Girls (Zero Tolerance)
Plus, the Amish dress and bonnet combo is a super cute look. It’s definitely on the modest side, but that just makes it even hotter when it comes off and you finally get to see the hot body hiding under all that fabric.
The way Amish guys dress is dashing as hell, too. I can take or leave the hat, but the colorful dress shirts and black suspenders really adds to their fuckability.
Everything about the Amish is a recipe for amazing porn, so someone should really be stocking up on bonnets and making more of it. Besides, the schoolgirls could use a break.
Audio Porn
I heard about audio erotica before I heard about audio porn.
It was hard to miss it because there were a few new apps that promised to give you the perfect dose of spice. Fifteen minute sexy stories narrated for you by someone with a sultry voice.
I sometimes watched porn just to hear the dirty talk, so I was sold immediately. It sounded like the perfect way to tickle my fancy.
It was kind of a letdown, though.
I hate to be that girl, but it just wasn’t filthy enough for my liking.
The stories were steamy. The dirty descriptions helped me picture all the action. The voices were really nice, too. But having someone read me a naughty bedtime story wasn’t nearly as arousing as hearing people fuck.
I would’ve just gone back to enjoying regular porn with my eyes closed, but I kept looking until I came across audio porn.
That was an entirely different experience.
It stripped away all the nonsense and got right down to business. No storyline to ease you into the action. No narrator working hard to come up with a dozen euphemisms for hard cocks and wet pussies.
Just a recording of someone talking dirty, moaning, pleasuring themselves, and making themselves come - all for your listening pleasure.
I was hooked.
It was flirty and intimate. It had all the horniness that was missing from audio erotica. Listening to it with earbuds made it feel like someone was moaning filthy nothings in my ear.
It was a lot closer to phone sex than an audiobook - and fucking over the phone is always hotter than reading, no contest.
Until I discovered VR porn, it was the most immersive thing I had ever gotten off to. And I could do it without wearing a bulky headset, so that was a definite plus.
Porn without the visuals sounds like it would be boring. But trust me, after you listen to a few of these you’ll probably keep coming back for more.
Clown Porn
I can’t say I ever really had the hots for clowns. My horny mind has taken me to a few unusual places, but it never led me to the circus.
But as soon as I caught my first glimpse of softcore clown porn, I couldn’t get these girls out of my mind.
It’s really hard to pin down just what it is that makes a clown girl so damn enticing. It’s probably the same thing that makes me drool for goth girls who are really done up to the nines - except it’s all pastel and bubblegum, which is even more appealing to me.
It’s an adorable look. It’s bright and colorful. It’s super playful.
I just love everything about it and I’m always down to see more cute clown girls flashing their stuff.
Reverse Gloryhole Porn
I can sort of see the appeal of gloryhole porn.
There’s the total anonymity, which is kind of fun in a sleazy way. I mean, I can definitely see the upside of fooling around without being perceived.
I also know how much more stimulating it can be to be touched and pleasured when you can’t actually see what’s happening.
And you definitely get a rush from doing something only a dirty girl would - which includes handling a parade of anonymous cocks.
So, I kind of get it. But gloryhole action doesn’t usually turn me on all that much.
A reverse gloryhole pretty much always does, though.
It’s basically the same deal, but with the genders swapped. Instead of a small hole in the wall just big enough to slip a dick through, it’s a heart-shaped slot built to fit some lady’s ass and pussy. She’s lying on a table, legs bent back, with her holes and lips on full display.
Screenshot from “Real life hentai gloryhole” (Phewdy / Pornhub)
You still get the taboo of anonymous action with random dudes. But they’re playing with pussy instead - rubbing and licking the clit, stroking their hard cocks along the lips, and fucking it until they’re spent.
It’s all the focused pussy pleasure I love seeing in closeup porn, but with a kinky little thrill added to it.
Plus, I can fantasize about being on either side of the wall so that’s an extra perk for me.
Puppet Porn
There’s porn I’ll watch to turn myself on. There’s porn I’ll watch so I can get off to it.
Then there’s the porn I dip into out of sheer curiosity.
Not really because I expect to get into it, but because it’s so weird, quirky, or unusual that I can’t resist taking a quick peek.
Puppet porn was squarely in that category - something I just had to watch even though I couldn’t imagine it would actually be hot.
And it probably wouldn’t have been if it wasn’t for Woodrocket.
I’ve seen a few puppet porn films now. And who knows, maybe that means I’ve seen them all - it’s definitely a small niche.
And if there was an Academy Award for Best Puppet Porn Scene, it would definitely go to The Puppet Inside Me.
Image from “The Puppet Inside Me” (Woodrocket)
It has comedy. It has drama. It has a blue felt puppet fucking a hot nurse until he literally explodes.
But most importantly, it has a threeway between Tommy Pistol, Charlotte Sartre, and a puppet named Margot Downonme.
To my complete surprise, watching them fuck that puppet with total enthusiasm and intense playfulness was legitimately arousing. Which just goes to show, you have no idea what you’ll be into until you give it a whirl.
It’s still not the kind of thing I go out of my way to look for. But if more puppet porn falls into my lap, I’ll definitely give it another try.
Unlock a New Kink or Two
Porn’s been a part of my life for a really long time now. And the great thing about it is that it never gets old.
Not just because watching cute ladies get undressed and fucked is one of life’s greatest pleasures. But also because there’s just so much creativity in it. It feels like every couple of months, I learn about a kind of porn I hadn’t even heard of before.
Sweet babysitters in knee-high socks discovering anal pleasure for the first time is never really going to lose its magic. But porn is so much more fun when it takes you to places your dirty thoughts never explored on their own.
And it’s just a good idea to expand your horny horizons once in a while. Because you’ll never know if you have an Amish kink until you see someone go down on a girl in a bonnet.
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If you liked this article, you should totally check out the Weird, Stupid Little Turn-Ons (Hair Ties, Cameltoes, and Emotionally Unavailable Women) episode of my dirty and intimate sex podcast, Pillow Talk With Emma Austin!
