The Only Way to Truly Go Balls Deep (Balldo Review)

My review of the Balldo ball-dildo

Well, I did something pretty big last night.

I took my husband’s ball virginity.

It was kind of spontaneous, but it’s something I had been meaning to do since I got my hands on the Balldo.

If you don’t know what that is, it’s exactly what it sounds like. It’s a dildo that you wear on your balls so you can fuck someone with them.

I’m a really curious person, so I wanted to know what getting Balldo’d would be like from the moment I heard about it.

There’s just one thing, though. I’m not all that into balls. Don’t get me wrong, they’re fine and dandy. I just don’t fantasize about getting fucked by them.

So, the Balldo stayed in my dresser drawer for days. Then weeks. Then months.

I kept waiting until I was so horny that I’d do just about anything - even that. After a while, I started worrying that day would never come.

Because there’s being horny so horny I’ll say things that will embarrass me in the morning. There’s being horny enough to beg my husband to fuck my ass. But turns out wanting his balls inside me takes a whole other level of arousal.

Then last night, it finally happened.

We were just supposed to cuddle and watch a movie. But the way his fingers softly stroked my thigh put me in the mood for something different. When I felt his hand on my ass, I couldn’t keep my hips from shifting. I tried to keep my composure, but my breathing was getting so heavy I could hear it over the dialogue.

Even though my body was begging for more, it took a while before he actually gave it to me. I just kept trying to watch the movie while he was touching and feeling me up.

That kind of under the blanket hanky panky reminded me of being a teenager. And feeling like a teenager does things to me - really, really good things.

I couldn’t hold back forever. Eventually, we switched to a much dirtier movie. I got fingered three or four different ways to six or seven orgasms. Then I got fucked to a few more.

I wanted him to do all sorts of things to me, but I picked the one that I had been putting off for so long.

I whispered those sweet little words that no husband ever expects to hear from his wife. “Wanna fuck me with your balls?”

A minute later, the Balldo was out of the drawer and I was about to get fucked in a way I’d never experienced before.

My Very First Ball Bang

The Balldo is a bullet-shaped toy that’s made entirely of silicone.

It has a soft texture, a dense tip, and a stretchy ring at the bottom. There’s an open space in the middle to hold the balls, let them breathe, and keep them exposed so they can fully enjoy the sensation of being inside someone.

It also comes with two additional silicone rings, in case you want to give those balls a longer stretch and help them go even deeper.

Getting it on should be easy enough. All you’ve got to do is make sure your balls are shaved, stretch out the ring with your fingers, slip it over your balls, slowly release, and let it give your scrotum a gentle hug.

That’s what Mr. Austin did. Except, it wasn’t all that easy. His balls were already smooth, so he was good to go. But getting his balls in there took some effort.

In part, that might just be how timid he is about them. He loves having them in my mouth and getting them licked and stroked, but he’s not big on ball tugs or any kind of roughhousing with them.

It might also be that it was our first time handling the Balldo. Maybe if we played with the silicone ring for a while, it would have a bit more give and stretch more easily.

Who knows. All I know is that it took a few minutes for him to work his balls into it - and that’s without using the extra rings.

But once his sensitive balls were held snuggly in the Balldo, they weren’t going anywhere. There was no chance of slipping out.

This was it. He was ready to give me a proper ball fucking.

And I was ready to take it. But I hadn’t realized how challenging it would be.

Figuring out a comfortable position was a bit tricky. Mr. Austin can maneuver his cock just fine, but navigating with his balls was disorienting at first.

We eventually settled on some good old-fashioned missionary.

That made lining everything up a lot easier. It was still kind of a struggle, though. The thing with the Balldo is that it only comes in one size. It has to, because you need room to fit all the dangly bits. But that size is definitely on the thicker end.

It has a tip that tapers smoothly, but it’s still fairly rounded so you have to go without a whole lot of room to adjust.

But I hadn’t come this far to not get fucked by some balls, so we kept at it. We lubed and re-lubed. We shifted and adjusted to get the angle just right. We went slowly - because you should always go slowly when you’re getting stretched out.

All that patience paid off, because we finally did it. The Balldo and my husband’s balls were inside me, giving me short and slow thrusts.

It was a bit thick for my taste, but it was definitely pleasurable. But the really pleasant surprise was Mr. Austin’s cock. While his balls were thrusting inside me, his shaft was sliding along my pussy lips.

After a few thrusts, he put his palm on his cock and softly pressed it against my clit.

And that was it right there - the secret formula. Getting fucked by his balls was alright - but having them thrust into me while his cock was giving me a pussyjob was something else.

It combined two things I love but that he can never do to me because he’s been cursed with only a single dick. But having his balls take care of the penetration meant his cock was free to glide along my lips.

Those two sensations working together seriously intensified my pleasure. I came hard and fast - and before I even had a chance to suggest we move onto something else, he pussyjobbed and ballfucked me to another climax.

As great as that was, I had actually planned to do something even more ambitious.

I really wanted to see if I could get his balls in my pussy and his cock in my ass. Because having his fuck and pussyjob me at the same time was fantastic, but I don’t know if anything can beat double penetration.

We never tried it, though.

After seeing how much of a learning curve there was just to get some missionary action, I figured it would be too tough to pull off the delicate task of taking his hard dick in my ass while getting stuffed by his silicone-caged balls.

So, it wasn’t meant to be. If I was going to get double dicked, we’d have to leave his balls out of it.

But that’s alright, because the nice pussy slide I got before showed me there are other ways to have a great time with ball fucking.

Go Balls Deep

Mr. Austin told me that putting on the Balldo reminded him of his struggles with using a cock cage.

That was my lightbulb moment - the one that helped me figure out who the Balldo might be perfect for.

It’s great for people who want their balls inside someone, obviously - and for anyone who wants balls inside them.

It’s also a fun way to add some variety to your sex life, especially if you let your balls do the fucking and free yourself to do other dick stuff at the same time.

But it might be even better for people who want the opposite - who’d rather not do any dick stuff at all.

Like dommes who want to deny their partner pleasure, who want to have control over their whole package, who love to dish out some penis humiliation. Using the Balldo would be a really cool way to do that - you could only let your subby partner fuck you with their balls because you won’t allow them to use their cock.

That’s honestly a super fun idea. But it’s just not my kink. So, I don’t think the Balldo is really for me.

But if that’s how you get off, it’s kind of perfect. If you want to refuse to give your partner any cock pleasure but you still want to get fucked, this is a great way to do it - just don’t forget the lube.

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If you liked this article, you should totally check out the Tight Foreskin, Bro (Phimosis, Phatigue, and Taking Phorever to Come) episode of my dirty and intimate sex podcast, Pillow Talk With Emma Austin!