I Finally Got to Try the Cadillac of Vibrators (Platinum Collection Jack Rabbit Review)

My review of the Platinum Collection Jack Rabbit by CalExotics

There it was, standing upright on the counter, moving in all sorts of fascinating ways.

The vibrator was going so hard it was practically thumping the glass beneath it. The soft bunny ears sticking out the side were buzzing like hummingbird wings.

But the metallic beads are what really caught my attention.

They were midway down the shaft, slowly rotating around it. You could see them through the clear material and watching them move was mesmerizing.

I tried to imagine how they would feel inside me, but I couldn’t. Probably pretty damn good, though.

“This is the Cadillac of vibrators.”

It wasn’t the first time I heard his spiel about the toy. It wouldn’t be the last, either.

Whenever I spent more than ten minutes browsing through the sex shop, the guy with the slicked back grey hair behind the counter would pull the same routine. He’d take out his most expensive rabbit vibrator, balance it upright, and set it to go like a dick-shaped wind-up toy.

I’d smile politely, try not to stare at it for too long, and go back to browsing the toys I could actually afford.

I never ended up buying the Cadillac. I never forgot it, either.

I didn’t get to touch it, I have no idea what it was actually called, I’m not sure I even saw the package it came in - but damn do I remember the bunny and the beads.

Those sex shop memories came rushing back to me when I was browsing CalExotics toys and came across the Jack Rabbit.

I had no idea if this was the actual Cadillac, but it sure as heck reminded me of it.

It had all the right features - the sturdy plastic base, the soft bunny, and those intriguing beads. The only thing missing was a guy who never buttoned his shirt all the way up trying to convince me to buy it.

I didn’t need him, though. I was already sold. And I was finally going to get to play with the toy I really wanted to try all those years ago.

Beads, Bunny Ears, and Big Orgasms

You just have to take one look at the Platinum Collection Jack Rabbit to see that it could pleasure you in all sorts of fun ways.

There’s the insertable portion of the toy, which has a very well-defined head.

About halfway down the shaft, there are a few rows of beads that bulge out rotate when the toy is turned on.

There’s a soft bunny sticking out from the base, with a pair of ears that should tickle the clit when you’ve got the toy at the right depth.

The fun parts of the toy are clear, with flecks of golden confetti throughout the base of the shaft.

Beneath all of that is a handle with a set of buttons that are really easy to use. One pair of them lets you move through the seven different vibration settings. The other pair adjusts the speed of those rotating beads. And being able to adjust each separately is super convenient.

So, lots of great features. But there were two that disappointed me right away.

The first one is that it’s a battery powered toy. That means it’s not rechargeable and you don’t get the convenience of charging it through a USB port.

But the bigger letdown is the material.

The head, the shaft, and the bunny on the toy are really soft. They have a lot of give and feel great to the touch.

But that’s because they’re made of TPE.

TPE is a really cool material. It feels amazing, which is why so many strokers and sex dolls are made from it. But it’s also porous, which means it’s impossible to completely sterilize. Even if you stay on top of washing TPE toys, they can eventually start housing bacteria.

That’s not so bad when you’re sticking your cock into a TPE toy. But when you’re fucking your pussy with it, there could be a risk of infection.

So, that blows.

But this was a brand new toy and I was still really excited to try it out, so I popped four batteries into the handle and got to work.

As good as the Jack Rabbit felt to the touch, it was even better inside me.

I hadn’t turned it on yet and I was already getting lots of enjoyment out of it. The soft shaft sliding in and out of me was a great sensation. The rabbit bumped against my clit with every thrust, which was surprisingly pleasurable.

I could’ve had a really good time even without the batteries.

I was here for the full experience, though. So I started playing with the buttons.

I got the beads going first. I let them rotate while fucking myself with the toy, and the sensation was really interesting.

The rotations give shallow internal stimulation, right near your opening. Very few toys are designed to do that, so it was a really fun thing to experience.

It’s subtle, though. Not the kind of thing that would probably make you come - more of a gentle tease. Which is really enjoyable on a toy that has other ways of getting you off.

That’s where the vibrations come in.

I started with the softer ones, and those were already incredibly pleasurable. I felt them buzzing through the body of the toy and the soft rabbit poking out the side.

I fucked myself faster while fully taking in all the different types of stimulation I was getting. The beads teasing my pussy. The head of the toy hitting all the right spots inside me. The little bunny ears giving my clit an extra jolt of pleasure with every thrust.

It felt so good I just kept going without changing a thing. I could feel my pleasure building and I knew I was in for a strong finish, but I was still surprised when I hit a really strong and intense climax.

It was so fucking good that I couldn’t resist going for more. I turned up the vibrations and rotations and slipped the toy back inside me. I was still panting from the last orgasm, but I refused to even stop for a moment - it had just gotten me off so well and I needed to experience that again.

The higher settings were so much more intense, but that’s exactly what I wanted. I bucked my hips to make the thrusts feel even more satisfying. Normally I’m a little too lazy to put that much muscle into masturbating but I guess I got inspired by all those amazing sensations.

The extra effort was totally worth it. The second orgasm was even harder than the first - and so good that I could’ve tapped out then and there.

I was breathing heavily. I felt dizzy from the whole experience. And even though I was physically satisfied, I was still craving more of those vibrations.

Without even thinking, I laid on my stomach with the toy still going strong. I humped it all the way to a third climax. It came on fast and hard, and that was it for me.

I almost wanted more, but I knew it would be too much. It was just so fucking pleasurable I didn’t want to put it away.

But I know my limits, so I did the responsible thing. Besides, I knew I could play with it again any time I wanted - as long as the batteries last.

One Hell of a Ride

After all these years, I finally got to test drive the Cadillac of vibrators.

And the guy who ran the sex shop was definitely on to something. This is one incredibly pleasurable toy.

The shape and feel are great. The way the vibrations run through it is even better. And turns out those beads really add to the whole experience.

The Platinum Collection Jack Rabbit is so much fun to play with - way more than I even thought it would be. I just wish it was made of different stuff.

Don’t get be wrong, the texture feels fucking great. I just don’t want to keep using a TPE toy for too long without extra protection.

Turns out that’s an issue with the regular Jack Rabbit, too. That one’s made of PVC, which is another porous material. So, I guess there’s no way around it - it’s just part of the Cadillac experience.

Other than that, it’s fantastic. I’m definitely going to want to play with it again, even if I have to slip a condom over it to feel fully comfortable doing that.

And I kind of wish I had been able to afford a toy like this when I was poking around the sex shop back in my early twenties. Because now I know it would’ve been worth every single penny.

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