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3 Flavored Lubes That Are Actually Delicious

3 Flavored Lubes That Are Actually Delicious

Make it taste almost as good as dessert

I’m a big fan of taking good things and making them even better.

I don’t like to settle if I don’t have to.

I’m not going to bother having quickies when I know I could have sex with lots of teasing, edging, and dirty praise instead.

Having an orgasm is fine and dandy, but I’ll go for multiple climaxes every single time.

And dry backrubs feel nice, but I’d rather get the massage oil and settle in for a super satisfying slippery rubdown.

Blowjobs are the same.

Nothing wrong with taking a plain dick in the mouth. It’s hot, exciting, and it can be super arousing.

But add a few drops of flavored lube and now it tastes more like you’re sucking on a lollipop. And that just makes it even better.

Flavored lubes are really hit or miss, though. 

Some of them taste like cheap candy that wouldn’t be worth the calories. Some of them taste too much like flavored toothpaste. And some of them are so disappointing you’ll wish you were enjoying some of that clean avocado dick instead. 

I never turn down the chance to try a new flavored lube, though. So, I’ve managed to find a few that are legitimately delicious. 

These are my current favorites. If you want to skip past all the so-so lubes and go straight to the good stuff, try these out.

Jo Candy Shop Butterscotch

Jo flavored lubes are the first ones that really impressed me.

They have some pretty good fruity flavors, but I don’t tend to use those very often. The artificial flavoring used in lubes doesn’t usually work all that well for passion fruit or strawberry or whatever. It nails the flavor a lot better for candy and desserts.

So as much as I liked my Peachy Lips lube, it was the Jo Gelato Mint Chocolate lube that really blew me away. It was so tasty I used it for every single blowjob I gave.

But I’m glad I kept trying new ones, because it got even better from there.

I got my hands and mouth on all three Jo Candy Shop flavored lubes and I loved them so much that I actually went weeks without pumping a single drop from my bottle of Mint Chocolate lube.

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The Bubblegum flavor is super fun. There’s something playful about it and it’s basically the perfect flavor when you’re trying to get yourself in middlespace.

The Cotton Candy one is even better, though. Sweet, delicious, and a total treat.

But my favorite has got to be the Butterscotch. It’s such a fantastic flavor and it complements a dick perfectly.

Wet Desserts Frosted Cupcake

I tried Wet Desserts Frosted Cupcake lube on a whim.

And I sort of worried it was a trap.

Naming it after one of my favorite desserts. Putting a picture of a cupcake with a tall swirl of pink buttercream frosting on the bottle. It was basically designed to lure me in.

For all I knew, it was just another cheap tasting lube with a pretty face. So, i had my guard up.

I started with a tiny lick. A quick little taste in case it didn’t taste anything like a frosted cupcake.

Then I lapped it up with a longer lick. And another. And then I slurped up as much of my husband’s cock as I could.

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Because this tasted good as hell. Totally yummy.

It’s surprisingly sweet without overdoing it. That’s hard to pull off with a flavored lube - usually you’re only one or two drops away from it being way too much.

That sweetness might be why it gets a little stickier than most other flavored lubes. Which is a downside if you use your hands a lot while giving head. Even then it’s still worth it, honestly.

I have a new personal mission to try all the Wet Desserts flavors. But no matter what, I know I’ll keep coming back to Frosted Cupcake on the regular.

Wicked Candy Apple

I really like Wicked flavored lubes, but they’re sort of my backup ones.

Not my favorites, but the ones I reach for when I want a little variety.

The Sweet Peach flavor is pretty decent. But again, fruity isn’t the best way to go with flavored lubes.

Birthday Cake is much better. It’s a straightforward, sweet flavor that can make any blowjob better. The bottle’s really cute, too.

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But if you ask me, the best one is the Candy Apple.

Tasting it reminds me of green apple flavored hard candy. And anything that takes you back to some of your best memories of sucking on something is bound to make giving head more enjoyable.

Give Yourself a Treat

If you’re taking his dick in your mouth, you’re being a good girl.

And good girls deserve a treat.

So you might as well give yourself one while you’re blowing him.

There’s really no reason not to. Flavored lube is going to make the blowjob feel better for him. It’s going to make it easier for you.

And if you’re using a really good one, it’s going to be delicious too.

So try out a few flavors to see what you like. When you find one that makes a cock taste like candy, you’ll be glad you did.

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If you liked this article, you should totally check out the Do You Kiss Your Mother With That Mouth? (How to Talk Dirty) episode of my dirty and intimate sex podcast, Pillow Talk With Emma Austin!

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