How to Masturbate With a Showerhead
Say hello to your new boyfriend
The first thing I did when I moved into a new place was make my boyfriend replace the showerhead.
It didn’t matter that we weren’t done unpacking and that the furniture still had to be rearranged. I insisted on it.
He would stand awkwardly on the side of the tub, wrench in hand, looking down at me. “Do you really need this done now?”
“Yes.” I would say curtly, keeping a blank expression on my face while I watched him tighten the wrench around the showerhead socket.
I kept my poker face because I didn’t want to admit the real reason. I wasn’t just fussy about the water pressure. I was tense and stressed from the move, and I knew the best way to get some relief would be with an orgasm from my showerhead.
The Start of a Beautiful Love Affair
I discovered that my showerhead could make me come entirely by accident.
Our meet cute happened after I had freshly dyed my hair red. I took a shower and the sides of the tub were covered in water red dye. I was worried it would leave a stain and piss off my parents, so I took the handheld showerhead from its cradle and blasted water on all the red splotches.
I was naked, wet, and pointing the spray of water away from me. I got cold, so I turned the showerhead around and blasted myself with hot water.
It warmed me up. And then it did a whole lot more than that.
I was aiming the showerhead at a different angle than I normally did. To my surprise, the water was tickling my pussy in a way that felt nice and stimulating.
I forgot about the dye and started exploring that sensation, messing with the angles to find the ones that felt really good.
Then came the real game-changing moment. I spread my pussy lips with the fingers from my other hand so the water could make direct contact with my clit.
And holy fuck it felt amazing.
I felt my clit throbbing and my pussy clenching. I came harder than I had ever come before. I was hit with an amazing orgasm, I felt a warm gush between my legs, and then some intense euphoria.
My legs were weak. I forgot all about the red dye. I felt incredible.
I never looked at showerheads the same way again. It was like the boy in my class I had never paid attention to but now couldn’t ignore.
The showerhead became my very clean but dirty little secret.
I didn’t have a lot of privacy at home. My parents had a habit of barging in, invading my space, and sticking their noses into my business.
That intrusiveness didn’t bother me much when I was a kid. But once I became a teen with very different needs and urges, it became extremely inconvenient.
The shower was my safe haven. Behind the locked bathroom door, it was just me, my hair care routine, and the spray of water giving me all the orgasms I wanted.
When I got a bit older, I was excited to kiss that home goodbye and move in with my boyfriend. But I was sad about leaving the showerhead behind. It had become a really important part of my self-care.
Our new place was quaint and cozy. The only thing that bothered me about it was the basic, boring showerhead. That needed to be upgraded immediately.
The department store in our small town had some terrible options. Massaging showerheads that were fixed in place. Handheld ones without the right massaging options. Nothing like what I needed.
Mr. Austin suggested we make do with the one and look online instead.
“No,” I mumbled, “that will take way too long.” I hoped he just thought I was prissy and not that I was jonesing for some masturbation time.
I probably seemed really picky. But to me, it felt completely reasonable. I mean, this was basically my favorite sex toy.
Turn Your Shower Into an Orgasm Machine
If you want to give yourself some really wet orgasms in the shower, the first step is getting your hands the right kind of showerhead.
It makes a big difference. I’ve had some great showerheads that I held onto for years. I had some duds that I replaced almost immediately.
You need to make sure that it’s handheld. You need you can hold and mess with the angles so you can spray the water exactly where you want it.
It also needs to have the right settings.
i personally get my strongest orgasms from the ones that have a pulsing massage option.
If I want a nice, relaxing sensation, I’ll use the regular setting instead. That gives me a much more subtle kind of stimulation but it still feels great. It’s especially useful when when I’m a bit more sensitive than usual or I’m not in the mood for anything too intense.
My personal sweet spot is a light massaging setting. It’s not so hard that it risks being uncomfortable, but it’s still targeted enough to make me come.
Ideally, you should get a massaging showerhead with plenty of different settings. That way, you can cycle through them and find the ones that really work for your pussy. Or you can give yourself different sensations in a single showerbation session, starting with a light, teasing spray and moving up to something with enough pressure to make you come really hard.
Plus, if you’ve got roommates or houseguests, the extra options means they’ll all be able to enjoy highly orgasmic showers of their own. And that’s just plain considerate.
Get the Temperature Right
Getting the right showerhead is the most important step. But then you also have to use it right.
The temperature of the water is going to make a difference. You might have to fiddle with it, even if you just enjoyed a very comfortable shower. Because the perfect shower temperature isn’t always the best masturbation temperature.
Personally, I love a really hot shower, but my cupcake doesn’t. My pussy prefers the water to be a bit colder.
Assume the Position
Once you have the water right, it’s time to spray it in the right spots.
How you position yourself might be a matter of personal preference. I stand up straight with my legs slightly apart.
If you’re showering in a bathtub, you can prop a leg up on the edge of the tub to give yourself more spread. And there’s no telling how creative you can get if you install a shower bar or have one of those shower benches.
If you’re into direct clit stimulation, spread your lips apart so the water can hit you right where it needs to. If you’re more sensitive and prefer indirect contact, keep everything tucked away and enjoy the water pressure.
Ride the Wave
When you’re about to come, try grinding your hips. That usually helps tip me over into an orgasm. I don’t always need to do it, but it’s really handy for those times when it’s taking forever to reach my climax.
Normally, taking a while to come isn’t so bad. But when it’s happening while you’re standing in the shower, you’ll spend so much time tensing your arms and legs that you’ll feel sore the next day. So, go ahead and grind.
Other than that, just enjoy it. Feel the water all over your body, the way the stimulation builds up, and the rush of pleasure you get at the end of it all. Lose yourself in a fantasy or just focus on all the sensations.
It’s one of my favorite ways to come and it’ll probably be one of yours, too.
Get Wet
Showerhead masturbation is a very unique and satisfying sexual experience. I haven’t found any other way to replicate that sensation outside of the shower.
It’s really luxurious, too. You don’t get the pillow comfort of jilling off in bed, but you get a warm, wet, and steamy full-body experience.
If you don’t have a handheld, massaging showerhead, you’re missing out. Get one and install it tonight. Trust me, you’ll fall in love instantly.
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