What It’s Like to Have Sex With a Machine
I finally got fucked by a machine and it did not disappoint
My review of the Hismith Table Top 2 Premium Sex Machine
Sex machines have fascinated me for a long time.
In a lot of ways, they’re really simple devices — just a thrusting rod with a silicone cock at the end of it. But they can still open up new ways of masturbating and having sex.
The first time I saw one, it was in a bondage video.
The scene featured a woman who was stripped down, tied up, and getting fucked by a dildo attached to a machine.
I expected it to be rough, but it wasn’t at all. Despite the rope and all that mechanical power, it was an incredibly sensual machine fuck.
The dom played with the dial, adjusting the speed of the thrusts while telling her she wasn’t allowed to come.
Every time she got close to her climax, he teased her for not being able to hold back.
The dynamic was perfect and everything they did was so fucking hot. That machine made the control play look even more intense.
I was sold instantly. I wanted one of those machines and I wanted it bad.
I fantasized about different ways of using it.
Obviously, I would love to recreate that video. I would get off so fucking hard if I got to be the girl who gets tied up, edged, and teased with it.
And I’d love to hand my husband the controller and see what the hell he does. That’s one of the nice things about being the submissive one — I can leave it up to him to come up with the setup and the scenario.
One of the big advantages to owning one, though, is what it would do for my solo play.
In recent months, I’ve been masturbating more elaborately.
I know how to make myself come pretty easily. If I ride the right vibrator, I can get the perfect amount of stimulation and pressure to get me there.
Often, though, I want to get the most out of the experience. I want different kinds of stimulation. I want to give myself blended orgasms. I want to take the journey as seriously as the orgasm that comes at the end of it.
I’ll use lots of lube, different vibrators, dildos, buttplugs, and whatever else I’m in the mood to enjoy. But sometimes, it gets a little challenging.
Fucking yourself with a dildo while stimulating your clit is fucking fantastic, but it takes a bit of concentration and effort.
It’s worth doing anyway, but I knew it would be so much easier with a fuck machine. It could fuck me at whatever pace I set it to while I pleasure my clit.
Plus, a big part of me was curious. What would getting fucked by a machine be like? Would it be like hands-free masturbation with an automated dildo? Or would it be a lot more like getting fucked? Those are very different sensations and I really wanted to know the answer.
But for a long time, I treated sex machines like I did sex swings and sex dolls. They were all things I really fucking wanted but kept talking myself out of them.
None of those are exactly discreet, yaknow?
And then one day, I sort of snapped out of it. I realized I was being stupid. There are reasons not to get a sex doll or try a sex swing — but there are way more reasons to get one and see how much fun they are.
I decided to try a sex machine first, though. Because life’s too short not to get fucked by a compact mechanical powerhouse.
My First Fuck Machine
The sex machine I got to try is the Table Top 2 Premium Sex Machine by Hismith. They’re a company that makes sex toys and specializes in sex machines, and they sent me one in exchange for an honest review.
It’s a really compact machine, which means I can easily hide it in my closet between uses. It’s also a bit heavy but doesn’t weigh so much that I have to text my husband to ask him to come set up my fuck machine every time I feel like using it.
Unless you know what a sex machine looks like, it doesn’t really give off a lot of sex toy vibes. It’s just a simple little black thing with a motor, a rod that moves like the wheels of an old-timey locomotive, and a dial that looks like it could be used to control model trains.
But then you add the attachments and there’s no mistaking what this thing is for.
I got two dildos that are designed to work with the sex machine. One is about the average size of a cock. The other is bigger but looks and feels a lot more realistic to the touch, which I was really excited about.
Once you attach them to the end of the rod, it turns this little device into a machine that looks like it will fuck you faster and harder than anything (or anyone) ever has.
I’m not gonna lie, seeing it all set up was a little intimidating. Part of me worried about accidentally turning the dial up to 100 and getting more than I bargained for. But I kept reminding myself that no matter what happened, I’d have the remote control in hand.
Before using it, though, I had to figure out where I’d actually put it. As the name says, it’s a tabletop model, but I wasn’t going to lie naked on the dining room table while the machine fucks me. Not until all the kids are in school, anyway.
My massage table would’ve been a comfortable choice, but I wanted more room for pillows and I didn’t want to worry about accidentally knocking the machine off the edge somehow. There’s always the floor of my bedroom, but that’s cold and hard. So, I decided to try it out in bed.
I set up the machine, plugged it into an outlet, and attached the smaller dildo to it. Once it was ready, I turned on some of my favorite audio porn, got undressed, and slowly traced my fingertips across my pussy while I listened.
Once I was wet enough, I squirted a few drops of lube into the palm of my hand and rubbed it along the shaft of the dildo.
Stroking off a dildo before using it is one of my masturbation rituals. It’s always nice to get a little extra handjob practice, but it also turns me on and makes sure that it’s well-lubricated. And I wanted it nice and slippery before I even turned up the dial on the machine.
I wanted to ease into using it, so I positioned myself just close enough for the tip of the dildo to touch my pussy.
I had barely started using the machine and I was already enjoying it thoroughly. Watching the silicone rub against my labia and up to my clit, then repeating the motion with a perfect rhythm, was really hot.
I intended this to be a warmup, but I moved in closer and turned the speed up so it could give me a proper pussyjob.
It was too good to stop. I kept it going and the machine made me come while I watched it glide against my wet pussy lips.
Once I stopped shuddering, it was time to get down to business. A mechanical pussyjob is some A-plus shit, but when you get a machine like this it’s so you can get fucked.
I tilted my hips so that the dildo would slide into me. I let the machine thrust slowly and got lost in the audio porn while I got fucked.
I held on to the controller and gradually turned up the dial until I got what I was hoping for: a completely hands-free orgasm.
That was really fun, but I was ready for the other attachment. I needed to know how close this machine could come to actual sex, and to do that I’d have to use the dildo that looked and felt a lot more like a dick.
I repeated my routine — lubed it up, stroked it off, and used it to stroke my clit. This pussyjob was even better than the last one. It rubbed my pussy beautifully like the last dildo did, but this time it looked exactly like it did when my husband rubbed his cock against my vulva. The realism was fucking impressive — the pleasure it gave me was even better.
I spread my lips so the machine could rub my clit even harder. It didn’t take long for the pleasure to build up and for me to tip over into another climax.
This time, I was a little more impatient about getting to the next step. I tilted my hips and let the cock slam into my pussy, a bit harder than I intended it to.
The thicker dildo felt like it was stretching me out, so I grabbed the lube and drizzled a generous amount all over it. With my fingers slick from lube, I rubbed circles around my clit while I let the machine do its thing. It rammed into me hard — even on a slow setting, I was highly aware that it was a piston pumping a cock into me.
The machine fucked me so consistently and at such a good angle that I came out of nowhere. Those sneaky orgasms are rare but they’re some of my favorites — there’s something about being caught off guard by coming that makes it so much more exciting. And this one was really fucking strong. My legs shook. My back lifted off the bed. I went from shouting out in pleasure to being so overwhelmed by it that I couldn’t let a sound out.
I turned off the machine and stayed in place for a while, trying to recover from that incredible experience and feeling grateful that I finally got to find out what it’s like to be fucked by a machine.
Every Lady Deserves a Toy That Fucks Her
The sex machine is the bulkiest toy I’ve played with so far. It’s also the one that takes the most work to set up and get going. But it’s still earning a place in my toy rotation.
I’ve been enjoying it as a solo toy, but I’ve also got some plans to use it with my husband.
We’re both really fond of threesome roleplay and this will take it to the next level. We’ve used dildos to accomplish that, but it will be a lot easier to get lost in the fantasy when neither of us have to actually manipulate the extra cock we’re playing with.
I also know Mr. Austin would love to watch me get fucked by this thing. When I’m having a good day and I’m feeling especially cute and horny, I’ll let him sit back and watch me get fucked in the position of his choosing.
And I’m definitely going to have him tie me up and recreate the porn scene that made me want to get fucked by a machine in the first place.
I’m also really fond of shooting porn for myself. I never share it with anyone, but when I’m in a horny mood there’s just something fun about setting up the lights, the camera, finding the right angle, and doing dirty stuff on video. Having a fuck machine opens up so many possibilities that I couldn’t shoot before.
My biggest use for it, though, is still going to be when I play with myself. It’s a really fancy form of masturbation, but I think every woman should get to jill off in luxury once in a while.
It’s perfect for blended orgasms — you can rub your clit or use whatever vibrator you prefer while the machine fucks you.
And it does fuck you pretty goddamn perfectly. The speeds range from a slow glide that will romance your pants off all the way to a hard pounding that will plow into you faster than any human being could manage. You can pick your speed and enjoy a very precise fuck from a cock that keeps a steady rhythm, doesn’t change its pace unless you want it to, and won’t stop until you’re done.
Other than the setup time, the only real downsides to using this thing are that you can get dickstabbed if you’re not careful and that the default dildo it comes with isn’t spectacular. But that’s a problem you can fix by buying additional dildos or one of the sex machine accessories that allow you to stick your own suction cup toys to it.
It also has a good amount of adjustability — you can work the angle up and down or modify the length of the thrust. But if I was going to get a new one, I’d go for the Hismith APP Controlled Sex Machine instead because it looks like it has a lot more flexibility in terms of positioning.
Using a sex machine is obviously not going to replace actual sex. Even though it made me come several times, I didn’t build an emotional connection with it. It can’t speak my love languages, praise me, or talk dirty to me (though the audio porn helped). It doesn’t have the sensory elements you get from fucking another human being — the touch, the warmth, the sound of their breath.
But if you lie back and close your eyes, it definitely feels close to getting fucked by a real cock. And sometimes, that’s all a girl needs.
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