Can a Puppet-Themed Porn Film Actually Be Hot?
I watched Tommy Pistol’s Les Pornos De Puppets to find out
I never thought I’d watch puppet porn again.
When I met my husband, he had wall-to-wall shelves full of movies with worn out box covers that had been fished out from the bottom of video store sales bins. Most of them were obscure B-movies. He was fond of anything that was unusual, novel, or unique.
Some of the good stuff was in the closet, though. That’s where he kept his much smaller collection of adult films. Digging through it, I discovered that he couldn’t resist weird porn, either.
The weirdest porn film he owned was a DVD called Let My Puppets Come.
He put it on for us once, and I got to confirm that, yep, it was seventies puppet porn.
All the sex scenes in the movie involved puppets. And some of them involved nothing but puppets.
It wasn’t a great movie. It might have amused me but it definitely didn’t turn me on. And it gets points for being unique - in all the years since I’ve seen it, I’ve never come across another puppet porn movie.
Tommy Pistol changed that.
He’s one of the first porn performers I could recognize by name.
Back when Mr. Austin would leave for work and I had our place all to myself, I’d spend a lot of my alone time watching porn.
I quickly worked my way through the stash of DVDs in his closet. And there’s no way I was going to revisit Let My Puppets Come unless someone was forcing me to.
So, I’d go online and see what I could find. And I’d often find Tommy Pistol.
He stood out to me because he acted out his scenes with confidence and skill. He was hot, funny, and instantly charming.
But more importantly, he seemed extremely fun to fuck.
He was enthusiastic and in the moment like no one else seemed to be. And he could dish out dirty praise in a way that really turned me on.
There are a lot of things he does really well, and one of them happens to be rough sex. Like, really rough - too rough for my taste. But I’d still watch a lot of those scenes - I could put up with a little aggressiveness to enjoy a performer like him.
In a way, Tommy Pistol also reminded me of my husband’s old movie collection. He seemed to be fond of taking on weird and unusual roles, like in Future Darkly’s The Aura Doll where he has a very convincing threesome with Whitney Wright and a sex doll.
And after watching him act with that doll, I got to see him act alonigside puppets. Because he created and starred in the only other puppet porn movie I’ve ever watched. And this one is much more entertaining.
Let Tommy Pistol’s Brain Run Free and You Get Puppets
Les Pornos De Puppets was released as part of Model Time, an Adult Time channel designed to keep producing content while the industry was socially distancing.
Model Time’s films are shot by the performers themselves. Sometimes, they’re solo. Other times, they’ll feature partners, including some who aren’t adult performers themselves.
And thanks to Tommy Pistol, it also features performers with a collection of puppets as their co-stars.
Photo from Adult Time
Les Pornos De Puppets starts with an appropriately silly premise.
Tommy Pistol plays a guy who is bored and stuck at home thanks to quarantine measures. He scans the streets from his porch, marks the days on his calendar, and patiently waits for things to get back to normal.
His concerned mother mails him a puppet named Kyle to keep him from getting so lonely he does something extreme like fisting himself to death.
As the days go on, Kyle gets more animated. Eventually, he starts insulting and mocking Tommy. Then, he reveals that he is “the talking manifestation of [his] blue balls.”
Since it’s a blue ball fever dream, Tommy tries to masturbate Kyle away several times, including one scene involving a vacuum cleaner and a shoe. But the more he wanks, the more puppets keep showing up.
Image from Adult Time
Those puppets make it clear that they can’t be jerked away. If he wants to get rid of them, he needs to get laid.
So, he gets up the nerve to call a friend, played by Faye Doneaway, and at the urging of the puppets, invites her over to fuck.
She agrees but says she’ll be bringing a friend.
Faye shows up to Tommy’s house decked out head-to-toe in PPE that she quickly strips out of and a face mask that never comes off. When her suit hits the floor, we get our first proper glimpse at the beautifully curvy lady with black braided pigtails and fishnet stockings who was hiding underneath all that frumpy protective gear.
Image from Adult Time
We also meet Jizzabelle, the puppet that accompanies her. As it turns out, Faye has been dealing with her own puppet haunting. And the only way they can break the curse is by fucking it away.
And that’s precisely what her and Tommy do.
They start off with a little bit of shoe action - Tommy rubbing his clothed cock against Faye’s high heel.
Once he’s properly excited, we cut to a scene of Faye lying on her back and tugging on her braids while Tommy rips through her stockings and treats us to a long, extended pussy eating scene.
That’s one of the reasons paying for porn is so great. Unless you’re watching all-girl action, pussy eating is often treated like an afterthought on tube sites. In this scene, though, you get to watch it play out for a decent amount of time.
After that, it’s Tommy’s turn to get some action, but they have to get creative to work around the mask. Their solution is to cut a hole through the mask so she can give him head and get facefucked.
That was an odd scene for me. There was something almost unsettling about the mask with a slit through it. It almost made her seem like a human puppet. Which, to be fair, is really fitting given the theme of the movie.
Image from Adult Time
The doggystyle scene that comes soon after that is one of the big highlights for me. Tommy fucks Faye at the perfect angle, with the camera set up just right to give an incredible view of her gorgeous ass. It’s the kind of shot that’s worth replaying a few times.
While all of the action is going down, we get a few glimpses of the puppets having a felt orgy off to the side. So if you get nothing else from this movie, you can at least enjoy knowing you’ve seen a puppet give a triple blowjob, and that’s got to count for something.
A Unique Porn Experience
I didn’t go into watching Les Pornos De Puppets assuming it would be a regular porn film by any means. I expected a puppet porn film to be strange, but it was even weirder than I expected.
It was amusing and completely out of left field. A few parts of it were absolutely, unquestionably hot. But all of it was entertaining.
It was by far the most original porn film I’ve seen in a very long time. I have to give this movie huge points for creativity. And extra huge points for featuring tons of pussy eating.
If I had to pick, this would hands down be my favorite puppet porn film. Yeah, I’ve only seen two, but this blows Let My Puppets Come out of the water.
And as bizarre as it was, it did not change my mind about Tommy Pistol in the least. I still stand by my belief that Tommy Pistol would be a really fun fuck - even if it has to be through a facemask.
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