I Was an Accidental Size Queen

Take it from me - bigger isn’t always better

The average length of an erect cock is a bit over five inches.

I memorized that statistic because it’s not something I know from experience.

If you lined up all the dicks I’ve ever stroked, sucked, and fucked, you’d see that they trended on the bigger side. You might even assume I’m a size queen.

But it’s not like I went looking for guys with generous packages. And getting it wasn’t always the blessing I used to think it would be.

Bigger and Bigger

I gave my virginity to a guy whose cock was over six inches long.

Because it was my first time actually being in the presence of a hard cock, and because I’d seen a bunch of thicker ones in porn, I assumed he was average.

That became my point of reference.

And almost everyone I hooked up with after him had one roughly the same length.

There were a few memorable exceptions, though.

The first was a charming, slightly older guy named Jason.

I met him on a train ride to Montreal, and I fucked him on the ride back home.

I was shocked when I reached into his underwear and wrapped my hand around his cock.

It was short. My whole hand covered it. I had to think on my feet because I didn’t know how to give a handjob when I couldn’t just stroke my hand up and down the shaft.

But the bigger surprise was his girth. His cock might’ve been short, but you could never call it small. Holding it in my hand felt weirdly familiar because it was exactly like holding a can of soda.

Jason’s cock is still the thickest one I’ve ever fucked. I’ve never found another one that comes even close.

But the guy with the longest cock was Todd. He was an on-and-off guy I had fun with for a little while. Our personalities didn’t click amazingly, but our sexual chemistry was really good so I kept coming back for more.

If he wasn’t nine inches, he was close. And looking back, I’m kind of amazed that I could take it, because Todd was a really athletic fuck. He liked to pound me, too, so I know I’ve had his full length inside me.

After fucking a soda can cock and getting nine-inch nailed, the next one that stood out was my husband’s.

His cock isn’t as thick as Jason’s or as long as Todd’s, but his size still left an impression on me the first time I handled it.

When you settle down with a dick, you want to get to know it better. Instead of comparing Mr. Austin’s cock to household objects roughly the same size, I busted out the measuring tape.

Turns out I was on my way to marrying someone with eight inches.

Pretty fitting for an accidental size queen, I suppose.

My Small Dick Fantasies

I used to assume that bigger was better, but after being on the receiving end of a streak of cocks that would make most size queens proud, I’ve discovered that a big dick isn’t always a picnic.

Big cocks can be a lot of fun. They can also be challenging.

There are times when a big cock works you just right - you can fit it in easily and enjoy the way the length or girth hits you. But there are a lot of times when it just feels like too much.

When you’re dealing with more size, you have to be more careful. Otherwise, sex can easily go from pleasant to uncomfortable, or from uncomfortable to painful. Getting a tolerable angle for some positions can take more precision, too.

I don’t have a big mouth, either. Mr. Austin’s size limits what I can do to him when I’m giving head. I’ve discovered some workarounds, but I can’t get much of his cock between my lips or keep it there for long.

Those downsides (and my natural curiosity) make me wonder what it would be like to fuck someone who was on the smaller side. Getting frisky with someone who has a more modest package became part of my fantasies.

I’d occasionally search “tiny dick” on porn sites. A lot of what I found were humiliation videos, which aren’t my jam. But the other stuff I found was great.

If you haven’t seen any, let me assure that porn featuring guys with small dicks and micropenises is hot. Like, really hot. You get to see women treat those dicks lovingly - and being treated well in return. And that’s just the kind of energy and enthusiasm you need for a good scene.

Dick Aesthetics Is About More Than Size

Being an accidental size queen also taught me a thing or two about dick aesthetics.

Whenever people want to brag about a cock, they always emphasize its size - especially the length.

But that’s such a narrow conception of what makes for a nice-looking dick.

The shape is a big factor to how a dick looks - I’ve been with shapes that range from sleek to mushroom-capped. You also have to consider the curve. And then there’s the surface texture - slick and smooth to veiny and bumpy.

When I think of the best looking dicks I’ve had, there’s no real correlation with length. Same with the ones I’ve seen in porn, on Reddit, or in dick pics I’ve received from partners.

Of course, it’s all subjective. Maybe length makes a huge difference for you. Maybe you like looking at really girthy ones. Maybe you cream your jeans for veiny ridges. Maybe you’d always choose a wide head if you had the choice.

No matter what a dick is like and no matter what size it is, chances are it’s someone’s masterpiece.

A Good Dicking Comes in Every Size

I’m perfectly happy with my husband’s cock - as far as I’m concerned, I found some real boyfriend dick. But I’d be fine with it if he was smaller, or even bigger. We’d make it work, because you can always make it work.

There’s no denying that the size of a cock makes a difference, but it doesn’t mean big is always best. Every size has its advantages.

I know a lot of guys have severe cases of size anxiety. They worry that they can’t satisfy a partner because they’re not hung like porn stars.

I get it. I hate shit about my body, too. But they’ve got it all wrong.

Instead of fretting and worrying about a size they can’t change, they should work on the things they can. They should become more communicative and attentive. They should focus on improving their techniques. They should master flirting and seduction.

Not because they feel small, but because every guy should do those things.

Because there might be some pros and cons to every shape and size, but there are absolutely no downsides to being responsive to your partner’s needs and desires.

If you liked this post and want to hear me talking about dick size, check out the Does Size Matter? (Size Queens, Dick Pics, and Pretending to Sleep Through Sexy Times) episode of my podcast, Pillow Talk With Emma Austin!