I Finally Tried a Remote Control Vibrator (Paloqueth Wearable G-Spot Vibrator Review)

I didn’t get to live out my long-distance fantasies, but I still had fun

When I’m having sex, I need to be in control. I’m the bottom in my relationship, but I’m a bit of a bossy one. I like to take the lead and have my say about what happens in bed.

It makes sex feel safe and comfortable. But it does take away the element of surprise.

That’s why I’ve always loved the idea of using a remote controlled vibrator.

Handing the remote to my partner and letting him stimulate me at his whims throughout the day would force me to let go of control, and submitting myself to stimulation when I least expect it would inject some spontaneity back into our sex life.

And the possibilities for public or outdoor fun are just about endless with a wearable vibrator. 

That’s a big part of the appeal. My semi-public sex days are over. Fucking in the woods was fun. Leaving the car door open on a roadside so Mr. Austin could go down on me was quite nice, too. 

I love, love, love outdoor sex. I’m still turned on by it, but now that I’m a bit older, I also weigh the risks a lot more heavily. 

Horny teenagers getting caught having sex in the woods are easy to forgive. Grown-ass adults who just managed to get rid of the kids for a bit aren’t given the same free pass.

A wearable toy opens up a few possibilities. It could allow me to indulge in sex outside the home while being discreet enough that the odds of getting caught are slim.

Having a vibrator turn on inside my panties while I’m out in public is such a fucking hot fantasy. 

It’s also one I can’t really live out. 

As much as I would love the naughty thrill of getting buzzed out of the blue while I’m at the grocery store, the reality is that I’m never alone when I’m out and about because I’m a mom to four young kids.

Surprise stimulation out in public? Hot as hell. 

Surprise stimulation when I’m asking my kid to just please pick what kind of cracker they want me to buy? Awkward as fuck.

So, for the last few years, I’ve been acquiring sex toys, but never tried one that could be controlled at a distance.

Unless Mr. Austin is laying next to me and can reach the buttons on my vibrators, he has no say over the settings.

Fun at Mid-Range

I started rethinking the wearable vibrator even though I still don’t have any opportunity to use it out and about. 

Mr. Austin and I are homebodies by circumstance. We’re both writers, so neither of us has to leave the home to go to work. Our youngest child hasn’t turned two and our oldest can’t babysit yet, so we can’t go anywhere without the baby. 

Being home a lot, though, doesn’t mean being together a lot. Big parts of our days are spent apart - one of us is working while the other watches the kids, or there are chores to be done, or we’re taking turns getting ready in the morning. 

I normally don’t mind. We’ve got a good rhythm going, and even on the crazier days we still have our meals and evenings together.

When I do mind a little bit is around the time I’m ovulating. That’s when I’m basically horny around the clock and I feel insatiable.

I’m a modern lady, so I know how to take care of myself even without taking something out of my drawer full of toys.

But it’s not just an urge to have an orgasm - I crave intimacy, too.

That’s what got me thinking about ways to make us feel closer together even when we had to be a little bit apart. And a remote controlled vibrator could be just the thing.

We might only be able to get our hands on each other in the evening, but I would enjoy the wait a lot more if I could have him turn me on and get me off throughout the day.

So, I did a bit of shopping and bought my very first wearable, remote controlled vibrator.

Unboxing My New Toy

The one I ordered was the Wearable G-spot Vibrator by Paloqueth.

Or, to use its full name, the Wearable G-spot Vibrator with 8 Vibration Frequencies for Intense Stimulation, PALOQUETH Waterproof Clitoral Stimulator Remote Control Knicker Vibrator Massager for Women.

That’s some expert level keyword stuffing. It reads almost like the title of an 18th century novel.

But, off-putting name aside, the toy seemed promising. 

It has simple controls, eight settings, and an appealing pink color. It’s also USB rechargeable, which is practically a must for me (who wants to fuck around with batteries these days?) 

It was very affordable, too, so it would be a low-risk way to try out a wearable toy.

I was pleasantly surprised by the feel of it. Its silicone body is very soft and a little pliable, which made me look forward to using it even more. 

I played around with the eight vibration settings. They were stronger than I anticipated. I thought this would be a toy Mr. Austin could use to tease me or get me in the mood, but this thing definitely had enough power to do more. 

Although they had some power to them, the settings were also quiet. It’s definitely a toy that could be used discreetly. 

Then, I put the remote to the test. It promises a range of 10 meters (approximately 30 feet). That’s not much, but I figured if we got creative, we could make use of it throughout the day.

I gave Mr. Austin the remote and held the vibrator in my hand. We tested it from different places, and it did seem to have the kind of range it promised - as long as there were no obstructions. 

And that’s what dashed my hope of getting stimulated by my husband throughout the day. If we had to close a door between us, or he was around the corner from me, or he popped down the stairs, the remote could no longer activate the vibrator, even if we were still within the 10 meter range.

So, that was a bit of a bummer. But it was the only one, really. Because once we put the toy to use, I realized that I could have a very, very good time even if we had to stay in the same room. 

Giving My Partner Control

The evening after I unboxed it, I invited Mr. Austin to the bedroom so we could try out the vibrator.

The vibrator came with two pairs of panties, but I decided to wear my own since I knew for sure they’d fit me well. 

Using my own underwear wasn’t a problem. Going into this, I thought I’d have a hard time keeping it in place without special underwear, but the vibrator fit snuggly in place and I didn’t have to keep fiddling with it.

I handed Mr. Austin the controller and we lay on the bed and watched some adult videos on my laptop.

I was still relying on Pornhub at that point instead of paying for quality porn, so the video we did end up watching wasn’t all that interesting. 

But the toy was.

I barely paid attention to the porn playing in front of me after the first time I felt the vibrator turn on.

It was strong. It didn’t have the numbing strength of a Magic Wand, but it was clear right away that it would be enough to get me off.

Or it would, if Mr. Austin hadn’t turned it off. I was ready for more, and not knowing when the next jolt of pleasure would come made the anticipation feel even stronger.

He turned it on again. He played with the settings. He listened to me get aroused but turned it off before I could get too far. 

Every vibration was enough of a surprise to make me catch my breath, and then it was over just as I was really getting into it.

The fourth or fifth time Mr. Austin activated my little hidden vibrator, I realized that I had underestimated how much fun this thing would be. 

Yes, it gave me a little spontaneous thrill.

Yes, it let me give up control in an exciting way.

Yes, it felt good and got me aroused.

But what I hadn’t expected is that it would edge me. 

Repeatedly building up my arousal and pulling back before a climax meant I was in for a really strong orgasm at the end of all this. But I could wait. I would let Mr. Austin play with it and have his way with me instead of telling him what to do. 

I even enjoyed the settings that vibrated in a pattern instead of giving constant stimulation. I don’t normally care for those patterns because they tease me more than they get me off. But with the wearable vibrator, teasing was part of the point.

Eventually, Mr. Austin did get me off. He confirmed what I suspected: this little wearable toy was strong enough to make me come. 

In the end, we stripped down to nothing and set the vibrator aside. We could’ve used it the whole way through, but I had no complaints about Mr. Austin using his fingers, tongue, and cock instead.

A New Way to Enjoy Foreplay

There’s so much that I like about using the wearable vibrator. Even though the remote control didn’t have as much range as I would’ve liked, it was strong, quiet, and stayed just where I needed it.

I had read about other women’s experience with wearable vibrators, and having it slip out of place or just not having the strength to get them off was a common complaint. But the Paloqueth wearable vibrator didn’t give me either of those problems.

The wearable vibrator didn’t let me live out some of my public sex fantasies, but it did give us a new way to build everything up. When we want to switch things up with foreplay, I can just slip it into my underwear, hand the controller to Mr. Austin, and let him turn me on. 

And who knows. If I’m feeling bold, I might just wear it on one of our nature walks someday.

If you want to try the Paloqueth Wearable G-Spot Vibrator for yourself, you can purchase it here. If you do, let me know what you think!

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