A Dildo for Girls Who Love a Really Big Challenge (King Cock Chubby Review)

Review of the King Cock Chubby

I made a big, big mistake. Like, huge.

When I asked for this dildo, I had a very specific kind of cock in mind.

It didn’t have to be long - just a few insertable inches would be fine.

But it had to be real girthy.

As thick as a soda can, to be precise.

I wanted it so I could recreate one of my favorite sexual experiences. It’s a memory I’ve got locked in my spank bank and I get excited every time I think back to it.

It’s the time I met a stranger on a train and missed the opportunity to sleep with him - but then made up for it when I ran into him again and got railed.

It was a memorable experience for all sorts of reasons.

He was an attractive guy and quite possibly the first one who genuinely charmed my pants off.

It was a little bit risky - we didn’t have the luxury of fucking in a private train car.

His friend watched me getting plowed, too. That’s not something you just forget.

And then there was his cock.

I remember a lot of details from the sex I’ve had. The passionate way one guy grabbed and manhandled me. The athletic dickdowns the hot farmer boy treated me to. The sweet nervousness of the virgins I fucked before realizing I had a first time kink.

Not the dicks, though. I remember little things here and there - that farmer boy’s cock was long and slim. But most of the details have gone fuzzy.

Except for train guy.

I remember his short, stocky cock really well. The way it felt in my hand. The way it felt inside me. And the moment I realized it was intimidatingly thick.

I wish I could recreate that night, but I can’t. There’s no way for me to capture the breathless thrill and deep swooning of a young girl being romanced.

But I could at least feel that cock again. One just like it, anyway.

With my memories, my fantasies, and a dildo the size of a soda can, I could bring myself back to that incredible night.

That’s where I made the mistake. And it truly was a big one - like, huge.

Because I tried to find a dildo the size of a soda can. But the one I got might be as thick as two.

You Won’t Find Dicks This Big in Nature

The King Cock Chubby is a fucking fantastic dildo.

It has all the great features I expect from any King Cock toy.

It has a realistic look and a great feel. It’s dense, but the surface is soft.

The texture is great, too. It has ridged veining on the shaft. Balls with wrinkles. And a smooth head with attractive curves.

And all that marvelous cockiness stands on top of a suction cup base.

There’s only one thing.

It’s huge.

Like, really fucking huge.

That’s the point, obviously. They weren’t fucking around when they called this one the Chubby.

This isn’t just a dildo for size queens. It’s a toy for size queens who want to fuck dicks that come in sizes you won’t find in nature.

I had to take a beat when I opened the box and saw it in the artificial flesh for the first time.

I knew it would be thick - just not this thick.

It’s my fault. I’m a very visual person. I don’t usually look too closely at product specs and I have a hard time visualizing measurements.

It has a bit more than six inches of insertable length and I had a good sense of what that meant.

It’s also three inches wide - over nine inches in girth. And apparently my brain doesn’t have a reference point for those numbers. Because I thought I was going to get a soda can cock, not one that makes a soda can look like an easy fuck.

So, I suck with numbers. But I don’t like to back down from a challenge so I wasn’t about to pack it up and send it back.

I was ready to do my best. I knew if I ever had a chance in hell of fitting that toy inside me, I’d need lots of lube, plenty of patience, and even more courage.

So, I blocked off part of my day and worked my way up to fucking the Chubby.

I played with my pussy and played with another King Cock dildo for a while. That one was really thick too, but nowhere near as massive.

I got myself really wet, got used to the feeling of a thick dick inside me, and then it was time.

I was still really intimidated by the Chubby, but I was excited to see if I could actually take it.

I slathered lube all over the head of the toy to get it really slippery and then I was on my back, holding it awkwardly with both hands.

This is the kind of toy you take your time with, so that’s what I did. I rubbed the shaft against my pussy, giving myself a slow pussyjob.

The sheer girth meant it covered a lot of surface and the textures were really doing what they do best. Every little ridge felt extra pleasurable. And the nice bump at the crown of its head was especially stimulating.

I kept rubbing it against me until I came. I still wasn’t sure if I could put this thing inside me, so I wanted to make sure I’d have at least one orgasm before tapping out.

Then it was time for the tip. But what a fucking tip it was.

It was barely inside me and I already felt like I was hitting my limit. I pushed it slowly, and then gently thrust it in and out of me.

Well, barely. I fucked myself as best as I could but I couldn’t even take the entire head in. I was maybe getting half an inch deep and no shaft.

That doesn’t sound like a lot, but it was. My pussy was feeling stretched out and I did my best to take more and more of it, but if I managed any extra depth it was microscopic.

It felt good, but incredibly intense. I was enjoying the ride, but I was a little disappointed in myself for barely taking any of it.

I eventually managed maybe an inch - most of the head. I knew that was it for me and the Chubby. I was enjoying the tip, but my pussy and the shaft were only ever going to be on speaking terms.

I kept fucking myself with as much of the dildo as I could. I used my other hand to stroke my clit and it was a surprisingly strong sensation.

The shallow girthy penetration made the clit stimulation feel more intense. The pleasure built up quickly and I felt a strong orgasm pulsing through my body - all while being highly aware of the way my pussy was tightening against the head of the Chubby.

I laid on my back, breathing heavily. The dildo wasn’t in me anymore but I could still feel some faint phantom stretching in my pussy.

I was tingling, satisfied, and proud of myself for giving it the old college girl try.

If the goal was to fit the Chubby in my pussy, that was a partial victory at best.

If it was to have a fantastic orgasm with a massive dildo - well, at least I succeeded at that.

Just the Tip - and Barely Even That

Well, I did my best. That’s gotta count for something.

I’m sort of at a loss for explaining just how big this toy is. Fucking it made me feel like I practically didn’t have a pussy - it just wouldn’t go in.

It was also heavy and hard to manage. It’s not its fault, though - that’s just what happens when a dick gets this big.

I’m not a size queen by any means. I like a manageable dildo and a comfortable cock.

But if I was one, I think this would be my new favorite toy.

If you’re looking for an extreme amount of girth, the King Cock Chubby is a great way to get it. Not just because of its massive size, but because of its realistic look and feel.

Well, as realistic as a cock this big could be anyway.

Even though I didn’t have what it takes to actually take the whole thing, I still managed to get off with it. And I’m sure I’ll find lots of fun ways to play with it again.

I just doubt I’ll ever find out what it’s like to have all six inches of it inside me.

Because if there’s one thing I’ve learned from fucking a stranger on a train and then trying to bang myself with the Chubby, it’s that a soda can might just be my limit.

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